Stories of a tard wrangler
> Be me
> 8 months ago
> Work unable to employ me, exceeded their yearly budget
> Search for new job
> Find one the next day
> "High behaviors" day program
> Friends say you basically get paid to swim and go bowling
> Fuckit.wmv
> Start first day, everyone is nice, learning the ropes
> Get paired with one group including a bloke "Nathaniel"
> Literally a walking shell of a human, occasionally screams and flaps his arms, is never not dribbling
> This man is simply a collection of instinctive actions
> little loud but fuck it hes cool
> Take him to a park
> Nathaniel wanders a little, arms gently flap according to wind speed and trajectory
> hes alright
> Turn my attention to 3 other clients for literally 30 seconds
> No one told me nathaniel is a chronic public masturbator
> Enjoying the sunshine and breeze
> Turn around
> NATHANIEL NO
> In the 30 seconds unsupervised nathaniel is pants down, on a swing, raging erection out, vigorously humping his hand whilst shouting "UGHHH!!! RHGUHH!!
> In a panic, sprint over
> Literally the biggest dick ive ever seen
> I attempt to stop him but he just gets angrier
> "ReeEEEEEE"
> Get a grip on his forarm, establish control and get him the FUCK away from this children's playground
> Nathaniel returns to gentle moaning and arm flapping.
"High behaviors"
please continue op
op pls
>>679289606
Continue
g/fur
Explain why this cant work
>>679308091
> magnets
> explaining how they work
No u
You are simply to fat.
>>679308091
force of the attraction is resolved through the arm, either it bends or breaks, or if strong enough stays still and just absorbs the force
Deutschland Faden
Wie sieht eure Traumfrau aus?
Lieber ein Neger oder ein Türke im nächsten Leben sein?
Beste Pizza?
könnt ihr die Nationalhymne auswendig?
ok wo ist der Anon der ne Freundin will?
>>679310374
Super natürlich!
Dann lieber noch Kanacke
Tutto
Alle 3 Strophen
>>679310557
Hier
What's your worst and darkest fetish? I'm a incest cuckold, I love to fap thinking about my gf with her dad or brother.
Pic related, my gf.
I woldnt say it's a bad fetish but I like fucking 50+ year old bbws. Want to try older tho, 60-70 next time (I'm 35)
>>679292463
i would imagine someone dating a land beast would have a weird fetish like that.
Permanently ruining my gfs ass with anal fisting. So far I can get up to my knuckles. Problem is she is a small girl and I am a pretty big guy.
ITT we post our car dashboards and rate each other. Pic related
Post faggots
>>679307651
>implying we are sitting in our cars
Self bump
Let's go for another round.
>>679305883
Reroll
hmmm
Roll I guess
which of the celebrities has the best ass?
pic related.
>>679299196
Our Goddess Nicki Minaj, obviously?
JLo, of course.
>>679299196
The amazing Taylor Alison Swift, though I would appreciate you not using such words when talking about her.
Guess my gender
>inb4pic flips im on phone
Female, That identifies as a fuckwit.
>>679313305
So no dick?
I'll say female
>People are going to vote for this guy
>>679308872
there's some pretty retarded stuff sjw's say. this is not one of them
>>679309054
>being racist isn't retarded
Wasn't he quoting someone when he said that?
>>679278895
Pics you shouldn't share round 2
>>679298644
face?
"shouldn't" or "weren't supposed to"?
pic related: the latter
g/fur
>>679310545
yee qld
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you Anonymous; if something in your life isn't quite right, speak up!
>>679306181
Good morning! How are you?
What do you recommend for overcoming apathy. I can often start project but I never end up completing them.
>>679306181
Good morning
God tier bodies
Dubs get a picture
Trips get a webm
Quads get face
Quints get total video
reroll
>>679307741
Rolling for soapy hardbody tits
Roooooling mah yellow nigga
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