Hail Satan
>>674554597
BLACK
METAL
IS
KRIEG
Show me a better Ass and tramp stamp than this... Protip u can't
Moar?
>>674557332
Front or rear?
>>674557627
Supplies me
how many of you have seriously thought about suicide?
>>674553240
Lately I've been thinking about it quite a bit, due to chronic Lyme disease -- I don't know how much longer I can take this shit
Every damn day
>>674553240
Since I was in the womb
>be me about to be born
>wrap cord around neck so I dangle like a fruit
>mom gets C-section
Life was never the same
Insect thread green text or pics
Ill start
> be me 14 sister is 16
> Im sexually curious, shes the school slut
> Go into her room to tell her to come for dinner
> Shes getting pounded by this 6 ft black guy
> He notices me
> Oshit.jpg
> He grabs his shirt puts it over his dick (his dick had to e 9 inches long)
> He jumps out her window and jumps the fence
> I look at her she looks at me I close the door
> go to dinner
> she turns up 5 mins later
> we stare at each other and then i realize I had a boner bulging fro inside my pants when we looked at eachother in her room
>Oshit.gif
> I finish dinner and hurry to my room
> Next day I wake up
> have a shower
> Sister comes into the bathroom and says O and just stands there looking at my cock
> I cover myself
> she comes closer and gives me a handjob
> I last like a minute but o shit was it good
I have 5 other insect stories 1 with lil sis 2 with some cousins and 1 kinda with my mom and 1 with my sister again
>>674555211
>be me
> family reunion
> see girl iv never seen before
> 9/10 ass 5/10 tits 10/10 face kinda looks like girl in pic
> I walk over and ask hay have I seen you before
>"no what part of the family blah blah blah we talked about that sorta shit for about an hour
> She says hay can i show you somthing cool
> sure
> she takes me around the side where no one was
> she turns around grabs me and takes her tits out
> Holyfuck.gif
> theyre gr8 tits
> she gets down on her knees and gives me the best blowjob i have ever had
love fapping to my sis
>>674555692
>>674555692
>>674555692
*Incest*
I get pussy. I'm talking high quality puss. You better start lifting if you want to get on my level virgins. I bet the only lifting you do is from your bag of doritos to your mouth. Girls at guys like you. Me and my gym buddies call guys like you betas. You better worship me you smug little fatties. Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
>>674554875
> Girls at guys like you
> Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
Pity you're an illiterate cunt, as well as being shit at baiting people.
>>674554875
> Google 'Gym Selfie'.
> Post it to 4Chan claiming its me
> Fall backwards off my chair into piss bottle
> REEEE and cry for mommy.
op is a faggot
Get your jail mate here!
Why not?
>>674557586
rell
>>674558002
rerell
You get into a fight with me, how fucked are you?
I can dealift 700lbs and squat 650.
My bench is roughly the weight Of you're mom, 500 fuckin lbs.
BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, KUNGFU, JUDO, KRABMAGA, CHAZOKI, MUAYTHAI, AND KARATE
>>674553928
So what you gonna do ? lift me up?
depends on how fast you are
>>674554059
Lift up=goin down=broken =loose fight.
Sexy Sisters Thread. Post your sibling you wanna fuck.
>>674555692
>>674555911
>>674556185
Can you faggots shut the fuck up about Donald Trump for one motherfucking second?
Trump this Trump that, "Hur durr hes gonan be hitler!!!1"
And if it's not your shitty Trump you are on and fucking on about Bernie saying he's a socialist, just shut the fuck up for one damn fucking moment you fucking autistic fat sacks of shit.
You literally have to be a retarded manchild if you think 1 man alone can turn a democratic republic into a fascist state, you have no basis whatsoever and just constantly fling shit like you're a bunch of fucking monkeys, just stop goddamnit, stop.
>>674555225
To be fair, being Hitler isn't a bad thing.
>>674555225
no trump will be a gread führer
post girls you know, anons say how they would degrade them.
bonus for cock/cum tribute, reply for reply
>>674555684
brutal and merciless throat fucking until she passes out on my cock over and over
As a suicidally depressed anon anything.
As well, if you are depressed or suicidal, seek medical attention.
bumpu
What a boring morning.
I've thought about getting help but I end up doing nothing and just sit in my room wasting away
How the fuck do I stop looking at porn /b/? its ruining my life. I should have gone to uni today, instead I stayed at home and watched porn, someone suggested I looked up masha blowjob on good and I actually did it and now im thinking fml, how long before they knock on my door.
Im losing my fucking life. bit by bit.
Like any addiction, it take time to get over it. Day by day you get stronger.
Maybe an idea is to install a childlock on your browser so you cant look anything up.
Getting the will-power to close down your porn and go out to uni or do something else is very hard but each time you do it, every time after that it will become easier
>>674551945
pull plug?
r/nofap
Can a richfag please help me get laid? This chick needs $300 for her rent this month and she just offered me a chance at hitting it if I get it to her. I'm a broke ass nigga though and I don't know where else to turn to, for god sakes /b/! I need to get my dick sucked before I go columbine!
[email protected] just transfer some funds to that PayPal and I swear I'll do whatever ya want as soon as it reaches $300.
Inb4 nigger lover, inb4 not your personal army, inb4 kill yourself request
kill yourself nigger lover
Why not get a hooker instead? It's not like she's into you if she wants money for it. Probably cheaper as well.
>>674555723
This
You can do a lot with $300. Don't be a moron about this slut.
too poor to netflix and chill, any other options to watch 1080p movies?
>>674557718
>Find old lonely neighbor
>Offer to suck his dick for $8.95 a month
>Use money for netflix
>FREE NETFLIX!
btw
>underage ban
>anyone who can't afford netflix has to be underage
>real poor people don't have computers/4chan
Torrent sites like everyone else does.
>2016
>hasn't got utorrent
>actually pays for movies
Not sure if bait post.
>>674557859
So you make money and spend it on netflix....
free netflix....
ameridumb
/AntwonLive SONGREQUEST GET IN
let's get a new faggot to raid
This guy is a fucking cock chugger.
new target pls
