Prove you're White.
im going to aruba spring break with my son
I pay child support over 1000 monthly on child support
Ask a 26 yo man who spends 22-23h a day in bed anything.
>>674566061
Where do you get your money?
Who owns the roof over your bed?
>>674566061
Why?
>>674566234
autismbux
my father atm but I'm moving out to my own place this summer
>will lose the only social contact I currently have: my family
I did a huge fucking mistake /b/.. i think im a chronic liar.. so basically i told my friends that hot girl sent me tits but she didnt a now she knows and my friends know too.. she is confronting me.. what should i do
Yeah basically you're fucked. Unless you
>find girl same name
>Photoshop nudes of her
>play it off like a misunderstanding
>>674571265
>chronic liar
Are you sure your self-esteem isn't so low that you're a pathological liar?
Girls that are 18 but looks under 18.
>>674570605
*insert chris hansen pic*
sauce?
>>674570605
Sauce pls
rolling
Gimme dat 55
for da host
reroll
69 decides my snapchat name
xxxNarutoKevin1996xxx
JewsephShekelstein
FagLordy
>be me
>still need to finish high school
>guy uses me for sex over and over
>he calls me an autistic bitch, but I still love him
what do?
pic related, it's me
>>674571280
Stop fucking him, and get some self worth?
additionally tits with timestamp or get your fucking autistic slut ass out of here.
move on he doesnt give a fuck
also tits
Get some proper pyjama pants
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Alle hereinspaziert, genießt den Freitag Nachmittag mit uns.
Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
Habt ihr ein Haustier?
>>674565680
>Alle hereinspaziert, genießt den Freitag Nachmittag mit uns.
Danke. Ich hol mir gleich nen side by side Kühlschrank und nen kaffeevollautomaten für meine neue Wohnung! raus mit der kohle!!!
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
joa...geht
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Nein, habe leider keine Schwester oder cousine
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
nein
>Habt ihr ein Haustier?
nein
>>674565680
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Ja.
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Nicht wirklich.
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
Ja, öfters. Verschiedene Gründe.
>Habt ihr ein Haustier?
Hatte mal Fische.
>>674565984
>side by side Kühlschrank
Was soll das sein?
Ok /b/ I need help
I found my sisters old iPod that everyone forgot she had. It's one of those old gen 3 or 4 ones. The problem is that there's a passcode and idk how to get through it.
Will share possible nudes with anyone who helps me get into it,
You can't get through it
>>674567013
So there's no possible way in the universe using any type of software that will get to the pictures?
>>674567083
Not that I'm aware of
do you believe in extraterrestrial life, /b/?
Sure but we will never see them
>>674569320
if pizza is real then they are real
>>674569320
Yes, why not? and i think i have been abducted when i was around 8-10 and i had a metal implant on my left arm.just weird
/b/ is a joke and you are all faggot Virgins! Here's my girlfriends moms FB do your worst
nypa
Pussy
>>674569536
I just went on her page for you bro. I complimented her on a lovely floral dress she recently wore to a wedding and said how great her smile was. anything else I can do for you?
Draw Thread: Waiting for Welfare Edition
Maybe it was his way to say hello...
wew lad
>>674571769
alright lil
you can use my computer till i come home on sunday
deal?
need more gore
>>674569742
well why the fuck not?
>>674569840
fake n gay
Sexy asains thread?
why don't you own a gun, anon?
>>674564570
But i do
Don't worry about it officer, I'm sure you'll show up to protect me
>>674564570
Because I have a katana. Duh!?
