Dear /b/, today I was a retard.
I've met this girl on tinder and after talking all day long she asked me for my facebook and I said I didn't have one, this is a fake account I made just for tinder, so I blew my cover and was a total retard for that.
>virgin detected
so ur catfishing her or ur too autistic to be honest to say i dont want to give u my fb?
>>674547593
none of those, actually I felt bad If I met this chick irl eventually she would know my real name. trust me, she was gf material.
Why don't you use your real facebook for tinder?
It doesn't post anything it's very discreet
Naked girls shaving
uh okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KodGJS6L1Ls
>>674547848
Wot? I learned how to shave the old fashioned way
>>674547848
woa nudity allowed on youtube now?
Anyone up for a raid
yesyesyesyes
i'm ready.
let's do it
Rate my mom
Please tell me what you would do to this goddess!
>>674545435
i'd ask her if she is disappointed in her son
and motorboat those titties
>>674545520
Slam the door & never call that agency again.
http://www.easyvideo.ga/374367
>>674544983
HOLY FUCK!
OH SHIT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
LMAO
Ain't clickin that shit samefagger
good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
good morning. honey.
>>674548859
Good morning!
I will suck your tits off bitch.
What did he say?
>>674548964
Did i do good?
NEDERDRAAD report in 0344
sup dan, vanavond jonko!
0172 meld zich
Bump 0598
ITT: random things that you used to find sexually appealing and/or very disturbing when you were a child.
When I was young (like 5 or 6) I used to find Sonic's belly in the cartoons really sexual, like It used to give me butterflies but at the same time I would be extremely disturbed by it, so the butterflies were like being overpowered by this sense of danger. I used to find it super creepy how it was so clean and round and smooth. I have no Idea why but whenever he was rolling, I would get really scared, like every time he stopped rolling I was frightened by his belly, and also sexually attracted by it. The mixture of emotions made me very scared.
>>674547186
What the fuck
>>674547186
ye wot m8
>>674547263
It was genuinely disturbing to me like I couldn't watch the show because I was staring at his belly the whole time
![4413883-Screen%20Shot%202015-10-07%20at%208.47.00%20AM-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y1FAjxK.jpg "4413883-Screen%20Shot%202015-10-07%20at%208.47.00%20AM-0[1]")
what does /b/ think of this faggot?
>>674548706
he's a sickcunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FlEiW1qjeo
>>674548706
one might say he's dangerous
Dangerous and a faggot
Goo girl porn?
bump
Judy is the NEW queen of /b/
>>674546217
i agree >>674546099
>>674546217
agree
>>674546217
best movie I've seen since avatar, and I prefer this movie to avatar.
dat tail
Comment ur kik and snapsluts
lvplastic
tsfarrah
Snapchat: nikkioned
Send cocks i want ur cocks /b/
mrmasonguy
mysticpez
What do you think about this guy, anon?
>>674547536
Who?
>>674547536
Slav as fuck
ITT: First trips in thread has /b/ as their personal army for a one-time-only request
Anita Sarkeesian
>>674544823
Delete 4chan
Make the normies pay.
