drawthread
>>674522573
Fuk u
I've managed to fuck up my drivers for this shitty little monoprice tablet, anyone feel like helping me figure this out?
How does one find a prostitute?
>>674512240
Leave your house for once...
>>674512240
convenience store dumpsters.
>>674512240
just go to your mom's bedroom
Waifu claiming thread. Version 9.01
>New edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Lamb
Reclaimed
r8 thread/faces of 4chan
Would that be you OP?
>>674522623
Is that Y Ddraig Goch on your jersey?
>ausfag asking
>>674522890
yup
Show everyone how slutty washington girls are! Post girls or their slutty stories.
Odds fap. Evens sleep.
sure
I just want to fap man
>>674518250
Rollin
Would you fuck Trump's daughter?
>>674518844
Yes
butta face
ITT: post things you think only you do / think.
>i piss in the sink 100%. never in the toilet anymore
>fuckin love my fart smells
>i have to wash my ass with water and soap after shits, toilet paper doesnt cut it. also, i finger my ass in the shower to get shit out
>after a friend/gf i deem attractive or sexy leaves my room, i cling onto whatever furniture / blanket they were on and i inhale the perfume deeply. kinda like i am now with this blanket pulled up
>i have absurdly high standards for a girlfriend, but i would fuck sooooo many people, the standard almost doesnt exist
>smoking pot is cool but sometimes i feel paranoid because of my inability to critical think while high
>i people-watch women hard enough to the point i give every single one of them a rating out of 10.
>i hate the taste of alcohol in general
>dogs are way too fucking energetic for me. plus, all of them smell like shit
>my entire wardrobe is band t-shirts / black-colored attire
>i prefer landing strips to bare shaven, and bushes are fucking delicious
>marriage terrifies me
>children terrify me further
>scene/emo/metal/alt/latina/white brunette/black haired girls with at least D cups and a thick, plump ass are god's gift to earth
>i create a fantasy involving every single one of my friends mom's
>how i met your mother is a fucking piece of fucking trash
>i slather most meals in tabasco sauce.
fag haha
near shameless bump. where's
the weird peeps at tonight
Arizona check in~520
928
Sup boys
623, anthem here, what's up guys?
Alright /b/.
Tonight I drank more than I ever have before. At the local bar I went to it has a $10 entrance fee plus any drink is $1 on Thursdays. So I had myself a 3 bottles of beer, and 2 shots of jack. I'm 5'5 and weigh in at 215 lbs.
How hung over am I going to be tomorrow morning?
>>674519274
>3 beers
>2 shots of jack
>>674519274
who gives a fuck, fucking hell /b/ has gone to shit
>>674519274
Not at all, fatfuck. Also, why do you feel the cover charge is relevant.
Hey /b/.... I have lots of software Engineering Skills in multiple coding languages... but I suck at Idea's... any idea's for software guys ?
How about a software that tells you that you should kill yourself, just like you should
>>674522584
Really Nigga?
>>674522310
Make software that will give you ideas.
Well, about 250 million years ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes that I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to fuck me with a crowbar when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000.00
>>674512670
>quints ain't gonna happen for a long time
>>674512560
Cocksucker mother fucker I want that money. Quints get eem!
squints
ITT we act like civilized human beings. Roll trips we go ape shit. Dubs reset.
Hows everyone this evening?
Hello how is everyone doing?
>>674517067
>>674517093
I'm doing well this fine evening, how are you gentlemen?
Lewd celeb thread
Looking for someone on selenabois to help me stroke
Don't be shy to be extra dirty
>>674511822
Gotta respect the doubles by the way
>>674511975
Gonna keep bumping with Alison cause she's made me and several other anons jerk off so damn good before
>>674511822
You can't escape us skyposters, no matter how many threads you make.
I do like alison brie, though.
Loli Thread?
Loli Thread!
Any lurkers?
