didnt find one, i dont give a fuck if you roll
rollerino
Horny and lonely, let's see what happens.
>>674560314
only if i approve of my only roll.
I done goofed, /b/...
>Be me, edgy as fuck.
>Make hoax school shooting threat on /b/, just a joke. Nothing serious.
>Thread gets some attention because the bait is great, 300+ replies. I get banned from 4chan...
>Weeks pass.
>Sleeping in bed, knock on the door, I answer, It's my dad, he says
>"ANON, counter terrorism police want to speak to you, they said you could have a criminal record"
>OHSHIT.jpeg
>Police are sitting in my kitchen, I enter shaking and begin to break out in a cold sweat. They say the FBI was involved and they have a 10 page+ booklet of the thread I posted weeks earlier.
>I speak to police, they tell me I have a scheduled interview with them next week and I should contact a solictor, they take my phone off me and leave.
>On this phone I have a shit ton on jokes about Columbine and other school shootings, as well, as tutorials on how to build C1 explove, pictures of pipe bombs, pressure cooker bombs, propane bombs, a tutorial on how to make a timed detonator and phone triggered detonator (as well as some p0rn and pictures of dead bodies OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEAD BODIES, I AM FUCKED. Pictures of ISIS, too).
Privacy is dead. I can't even make a joke on the internet without getting the FBI involved... If I get a criminal record, I will not get to fufill my dream of living in America when I am older.
I have fucked my whole life up over a fucking joke.
How fucked am I? Should I kill myself now?
If this is real thats what you get.
This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to me. Being edgy ruined my life
lol little edgelord shit you're fucked. Shouldn't have been such a fag.
Dubs get nude of my cheating GF
Sure
dubs? what do you mean :P
Just do it fuck the dubs
Feet thread. Go
OC my wife
>>674562159
Can I handle her pussy while you're worshipping her feet? She might be bored with all that beta stuff.
>>674562159
hey /b/,
how do I convince a chick to cheat on her boyfriend? Only thing holding me back from fucking this chick is that she doesn't want to cheat.
Pic unrelated
>>674557884
Well I'm convincing my gf's sister to cheat on her bf with me, we got to groping, so I don't know what to tell ya, except the girl has limits and it's up to them how far they want to go, b/c if you force the situation, they will tell everyone, they always do.
Go kill yourself.
>>674558075
I mean there's gotta be a way to do it without it being forced, right? Maybe ease on it?
so i found this on Tor, anyone know what it is or what it means? it would be cool if we deciphered this
it means you're a flaming faggot
no clue
That bottom part is just 8-bit ASCII. Drop it in a hex-to-ascii converter. The top might just be a wingdings type font with the same text. I'm at work though, so I can't get on Tor to check myself.
ITT: girls you know that you really really really want to fuck
check'em
wat
Red Leader standing by, all wings report in!
Red Forman standing by with a foot in the ass.
Red Chief ........ready.
Red Faces reporting in
So I'm turning 21 today /b/ and I had a question. I'm wanting to buy a bottle just for myself but something really good. I'd only use it for special occasions but I'd be the only one drinking from it, sort of a way to reflect on where I've been and where I'm wanting to go in life. So I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions on some good liquors you've had in the past. Thanks.
tldr: What is some good liquor you've drank in the past, it can be any type (bourbon, whisky, whiskey, vodka, tequila etc.
>>674560044
Some mead if you can get it, if not then Tennessee Honey/American Honey - something different and its pretty tasty.
>>674560044
Bud light lime
>>674560044
I like Baileys.
Get in here fags
in school and really fuckin bored, AMA
>>674560204
Why are you such a poof?
>>674560246
i was born that way fam
Why do your hair suck dick?
Let's all act nice until someone gets trips.
no fuck you
>>674562311
Rollll
Hey guys I'm pretty new to 4chan. My name's Michael, how is everyone here? :)
Alright /b/ I need to fap and you anons post the best porn.
>Porn webm thread
>porn WEBM thread
>OP posts .jpg
> faggot
ITT: The perfect woman
