g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>675970768
Because the cop in the lobby wasn't delivering a court summons?
because i just got my tax refund.
>>675971475
how much ?
Hitler is still alive.
He was dead, but hes been brought back to life. His dead body was frozen in a capsule by the remaining Nazi's until they discovered the required technology to restore his lifeless body and mind. Hitler and his modern age Nazi army reside in the depths of Antarctica, waiting, planning, preparing for the perfect time to strike and take over the world as he was meant to do all those years ago.
Prove me wrong faggots.
Where did you get this notion or did you make it up.
Links.
>>675965613
I hope he wins this time I've had enough of the jews
>>675966044
My Jewish grandfather enlightened me with this information when i turned 18
Zootopia thread?
Yay!
Hi B
I'm uncut and went to wash my penis tonight in the shower (in Australia, 10:45pm) and noticed these dots on it. There was no pain but now that I know it's there I think I feel some pain... Probably not though... I think it's psychological. What do you reckon it is?
(It's not an STD, cause well, I've never had sex)
>>675969578
yo OP australian too bruh, got that shit on my dick from my ex. skin was peeling and shit, was friction burn but that was like a month ago and i still got those little red dots on my dick too but they dont hurt, mind you i have sex once a day with my new gf so it probably doesn't help.
gonna try not fucking for a week and see if the red dots go away.
>>675969578
Nasty uncut fags with your disgusting diseases
i bet its just allergic reaction from soap//shampoo.
at least I had smth like this too
hi all food help helpper visited today and food help was lasagne and milkd and dessert was fruit jelly
what food help you frends have?
>>675965890
eat shit
>>675965961
no bullying please and help helper has forbid den eating poop
I hads pageti boklösonesence
So I've been saving up for almost a year now. I'm ready to share my stash with you guys. These are all 100% private from snpcht, kick, and instagrm.
Roll 55 77 or trips for random picture from sets.
Quads = 5 pictures from private sets
or you can dl the entire albums in HD on tumbler.
http://kikpacks.tumblr.com/
/ROLL
Freebies
Moar free
Roll!!!
You had killed hitler ?
Then why you don't kill merkel ?
i dident killed anybody :o
>>675970153
No one killed hitler you mongoloid
He killed himself
Srsly how can you be that stupid?
>>675970153
Best. Question. Ever
Are azians also human? There eyez are so weird I don't know...
Also naked azian thread
are you like... trying to be funny?
What are you? Is english your first language idiot?
>>675965954
Look up epicanthic fold dickhead.
It's a weird thing. Makes Asian girls eyes alluring, and gives downies the potato look.
>yeah, it's related but not.
Don't be a nigger and read.
Is someone clever human professor can tell me?
Gonna leave this here for you guys.
Pic of a trap I'm gonna be fucking.
>>675968669
Any more?
>>675968814
Got lots more
>>675968669
Doesn't really look like a "trap" but nice boibutt nonetheless 8)
Satisfying shit /b/ros, let's go
>>675966090
underrated thread
Been thinking bout pimping out my fuck buddy from college.
Jennifer Knight, trainee nurse from Lenzie near Glasgow.
29, 5'7, 34B titties, 65kgs
What would you do to her /b?
New Loli Thread:
Here is a Loli Folder i have, its full of pics/webms/gifs/etc
You need to download all the parts
Part 0: https://a.tpb.lc/kqqtjw.zip
Part 1: https://a.tpb.lc/ivfmaa.z01
Part 2: https://a.tpb.lc/idseee.z02
Part 3: https://a.tpb.lc/grpmhx.z03
Part 4: https://a.tpb.lc/libbjb.z04
Part 5: https://a.tpb.lc/vylkvl.z05
Part 6: https://a.tpb.lc/enrfyd.z06
Part 7: https://a.tpb.lc/bovqxy.z07
Part 8: https://a.tpb.lc/izylld.z08
Don't forget to Put all the files with the same name or it won't work.
Also
https://a.tpb.lc/enoauh.jpg
(Image to big to upload to 4chan)
fod help helpper borught me nodoels todda y
i ma hapy
whihc flavuor noddles they were?
>>675968381
can you cook noodles alone?
>>675968595
wht do u gook the nodles? i'we always eatened tehm like snagcks
rate her body
need nude rate. U have nude?
>>675968603
COPYPASTA/10.
OP IS A FAGGOT
Deutschlandfaden? Deutschlandfaden!
Warum ist zu dieser Zeit an einem Samstag kein Faden da? Seid ihr klischeehaften Deutsche alle panisch einkaufen, da 2 Tage folgen, an denen die Läden zu haben?
> Fragen des Fadens:
Wie und wo verbringt ihr Ostern?
Wann war das letzte Mal eine Dame an euren Ostereiern?
Was ist das beste, was ihr jemals gegessen habt?
Bestes Tier?
Wenn ihr euch selbst einen blasen könntet, würdet ihr das machen?
>Wie und wo verbringt ihr Ostern?
In der Heimat bei der Familie
>Wann war das letzte Mal eine Dame an euren Ostereiern?
Vor nem Monat
> Was ist das beste, was ihr jemals gegessen habt?
DineUp Burger
>Bestes Tier?
Affe, Tiger, Koalabär
>Wenn ihr euch selbst einen blasen könntet, würdet ihr das machen?
Mh. Gute Frage
>>675969846
>Warum ist zu dieser Zeit an einem Samstag kein Faden da?
Heily hat alle vertrieben.
>Seid ihr klischeehaften Deutsche alle panisch einkaufen, da 2 Tage folgen, an denen die Läden zu haben?
Macht meine Mutter.
>> Fragen des Fadens:
>Wie und wo verbringt ihr Ostern?
Zuhause.
>Wann war das letzte Mal eine Dame an euren Ostereiern?
Heute...
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>>675969846
>Wie und wo verbringt ihr Ostern?
Bei den Eltern auf dem Dorf. Schön das Osterfeuer anschauen.
>Wann war das letzte Mal eine Dame an euren Ostereiern?
2010. Fühlt sich schlecht an, Mann.
>Was ist das beste, was ihr jemals gegessen habt?
Ich hatte letztens richtig geile Chicken Wings. Das erschreckende ist, dass die von Penny waren (nicht von der Hausmarke; aber trotzdem Discounter-Ware).
>Bestes...
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