Getting first bj today what do.
Jack of 3-4 times ahead of time to ensure you don't prematurely cum in the moment. Best of luck!
>>675993933
Don't be shy. Give directions. Tons of people suck at giving blowjobs.
have fun... make sure everything slow
Which one would you smash, /b/?
>>675992547
second or 4th one, kinda hard.
Which one would you fuck of these 3 and how
>>675992547
second
>>675992832
also second
>>675992832
2nd, from behind
4 GAMERS OFF /b CREATING A YOUTUBE
NAME OUR CHANNEL GUYS
"The Children who watch MLP and need to go on /b/ in order to get recognition"
Are you a child?
because it looks like you haven't been here before
Been here longer then you lad. And its a past time as dont work
What are your top 3 favorite drugs?
Mine:
>adderral
>phenibut
>heroin
Drugs are bad, mkay
>>675990342
>Pentobarbital
>Helium
>Cyanide
>>675990342
>Shrooms
>2c-b
>Weed
I know weed is shit tier, but I love it.
any military anons on here?
My sister in laws boyfriend is a douche bag top tier style and I need some shit to say to him to really remind him hes an idiot
He was in the marines for 2 years and now is at a community college and he talks like he seen real battle and how hard his time was in the marines pretty whiny like he has PTSD. And CONSTANTLY talks about how the Marines should pay him more because he is going to school
The catch is he never even got close to war
I have to see him today for the family shit and I want to say something to him that other military people would say that would remind him he's not as badass as he acts or that him saying shit about PTSD and action is a complete scam.
His sister is the one that told me he never saw any action. According to her he was in Asia somewhere and he was a cook.
I really want to call him out in front of my family today if he starts in on how distraught he is from his time spent "on the front lines"
>front lines of the mess hall
>>675994150
>According to her he was in Asia somewhere and he was a cook.
So he was a South Korea boy. Which means the biggest threat he faced was a couple ladyboy hookers.
Does he have a combat action ribbon? What was his MOS?
It sounds like he's a whiny, entitled, POG, boot.
>>675994348
>implying ladyboy hookers are a threat.
celeb fap
gimme ur best ones
Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.12
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Konata claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>I'm back
What's the most depressing/beautiful movie that you've ever seen?
>>675993002
the green mile
slingblade
Blue Valentine
The Mirror by Andrei Tarkovsky.
Stopped me committing suicide.
Don't think too hard about what it's about, just take it all in.
The answer is you double your chance to win by switching.
Now argue because retarded
>>675993064
its 50/50, either you get the car or you dont
/thread
might aswell, no loss on my part.
>>675993163
But that's wrong you retard.
OP already told you the answer.
Switch=double chance
Hunger Games Thread: Sick Puns Edition
>First 24 get to make Carlos jealous
Previous thread: >>675987808
Trident Layers
>>675993191
Leader of Anonymous
Paula
s/fur always
Rawr
Wife was raped and murdered and just curious of why someone would do that or what she must of went thru.
im sorry
>>675988068
Damn. That's brutal. Is pic related?
>>675988068
Mental diseases are more widespread than the world wants to admit, and the care provided for them is dismal at best.
That's why.
1. Go to google images
2. Type your first name
3. add "the hedgehog"
4. Most autistic one wins!
>>675993633
"Jed the hedgehog"
http://www.cringechannel.com/wp-content/sp-resources/forum-image-uploads/stickymeal/2013/10/matt_the_hedgehog_by_Sonadow123fan.png
hwat
joona the hedgehog
Raptor thread
Name my band /b/
>>675984727
The small-dicked Irish losers.
hey guys, as a young musician i understand how hard the music business is these days and i respect you very much for getting into a band. pick a fucking awesome name, like 'Megabite' or 'Sandpack' or some other random shit i just made up. You go guys, go fucking smash the music biz
Im sorry for the grammar and spelling because im fucking smashed haha
>>675984727
Whiteboys with Attitude
