Why don't you own a gun, /b/?
They're incredibly fun, useful tools, and can be used in an emergency to protect your life and or property.
I'm an outdoorsy guy and I literally always have a gun on me while I'm hiking/fishing/camping.
...and how many times have you NEEDED it when hiking/fishing/camping?
>>675964050
guns are cool but guns that shoot more guns are cooler!
I have more guns than you do.
The girl I like doesn't like me back.
>whats keeping you up anon?
if she doesn't like you back why do you like her
>>675960872
Because we used to spend a lot of time together and I valued that, I guess she did not.
>>675961075
no shit retard
kittygirls :3
>>675960884
why not?
WE SAID NO.
>vegan for 10 years
>near perfect physical health
>near perfect mental health
>crazy exotic dishes to explore
>growing my own food
Feels good to be vegan master race
cool story bro
That's great...
Aren't there enough people in your shitty little homestead to tell or are they too busy telling each other to listen to a beta vegan?
Fb thread #6781
>>675962436
wtf with the cumshopped?
To the guy who posted these 2 girls, are you here?
What does /b/ think about this leafy vs h3h3 vs pyro drama?
>>675959694
i like h3 best cuz ive never heard of those other guys.
Couldn't give less of a shit
But if I had to pick a side, h3, because his content doesn't make me want to kill myself
>>675959694
It's over. Stop talking about it.
Things without a source
>>675963306
you ever googled this image you nigga
>> kek
food help helper forget to come today im hun gry
>>675962015
eat shit
>>675962015
eat shit
>>675962119
And die faggot
Irish nudes thread
creepshot thread part 4
goodnight /b
So, Pope 'the Greatest' Francis washes the feet of illegal immigrants to show the world that love is stronger than pride and hate. If this doesn't make you faggots tear up then you really are hopeless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trxrLUTSqTA
It doesn't make me tear up but I appreciate the gesture.
>>675965069
An old man washed brown explosive goatfucker feet. Wow. So inspired. If ONLY I was a niggerfaggot I might feel something.
>>675965069
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Censorship is Obscene
Patriotism is Bigotry
Politics is Treachery
Religion is Brainwashing
post hot young grillllz
>>675963719
Moar like this
starting thread for my ex..
good idea?
dude what is that thing
>>675963288
Yes please. Tell us some things about here.
Idiotic customers/coworkers thread?
>be me
>work at video game store
>guy comes in
>claims to have rare copies of pokemon red and blue
>immediately dismiss as fake
>customer gets very angry and demands to know why
>"Pokemon red and blue aren't on the Super Nintendo sir"
>>675960076
That's not even that stupid.
How about working at an answering service where you have to listen to people talk about their shit health (or lack there of).
There is no hope for the children of our future.
> HI I NEED TO TALK TO THE PEDIATRICIAN RIGHT NOW
okay, what's your name? <
> WHAT'S _MY_ NAME? _MY_ NAME? NOT MY _CHILD'S_ NAME?
yes, what is your first name please? <
> YOU WANT _MY_ NAME, RIGHT?
yes, what is your first name please? <
> BRENDA, THAT'S B AS IN ... UH BALOOGA WHALE! ... R AS IN ROTUND ... E AS IN EGG ... N AS IN NOB .... A AS IN ABCS, haha!
okay and what's your kid's name? <
> JAYLIN PBTRSN
okay, can you please spell his first name? <
> IT'S JAYLIN
okay, can you please spell his first name? <
> IT'S JAYLIN
okay, may I please have the correct spelling of your son's first name? <
> J A E L A N
J A E L A N ? <
> NO!!!!! IT'S J A E L A N
okay, and the last name? <
> PBPPNKN
okay, how do you spell your last name? <
> IT'S PKLBPLP!!!!!!
okay, how do you spell your last name? <
> C O L L I N S
okay, and what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HE'S 12
okay, and what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HE'S IN SIXTH GRADE
okay, and what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HIS DATE OF BIRTH?
yes, what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HE WAS BORN ON JANUARY 7TH
of what year? <
> HE'S 12
okay, and what YEAR was he born? <
> OH, UH, HAHA, 2004
and what is the reason for your call? <
> HE HAS A TEMPERATURE OF 100.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS A VIRUS AND I NEED AN ANTIBIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675960995
Seriously? She was giving you valid information and you repeat your questions like a retarded robot?
You're a faggot mate. Stop hyperboling to make your boring ass life seem more interesting, nobody here cares.
OP here, got more from same video game store
>40 something mom comes in
>Asks for game
>She literally just asked for "the game"
What's the title, ma'am? <
>I can't remember
Do you know what it's about? <
>You go around shooting people or something. It just came out like a few months ago. It's for my son
You might want to be more specific <
>Uh, it's for the Microsoft
(kek) Tell me if any of these titles ring a bell. Call of Duty? Halo? Battlefield? (Proceed to name like 20 shooting games, she doesn't recognize any) <
>Wait, it started with a T
Oh, I know exactly what your son wants. It's not a shooting game. <
I gave her Toy Story 3 for the Wii
She never came back
Pics you shouldn't share part 5
anyone save my chick lol?
>>675960255
Seen her requested a few times so I'll post everything I have
![29756972881_ORIG[1].jpeg.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bejPhrF.jpg "29756972881 ORIG[1].jpeg")
