STEAM GIVEAWAY THREAD
Trips or better gets a game for $20 or under
Also, whoever guess my favorite band gets any game/bundle/package for $50 or less (PS: its a 60s band)
Pink Floyd
Rolling for Mirror's edge. Steam is Caomh.
And the Ink Spots I guess?
>>675415156
Oh wait, i'm fucking retarded they're from the 30's..
lets go
>>675404847
Rolling
ok
>>675404847
rołl
Thoughts on her /b/? What would you do?
>>675405686
Shes hot. Would smash
>>675406119
She's very hot
>>675406319
Footfag here. Any pics of her feet?
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS:
>Anything outside of Asexual, bisexual, Gay, straight or lesbian is fake
>Trans, all of them, should be killed
>Any one with autism that cannot function with out aid in society, should be put to death
>people buying electronics such as a computer, cell phone, gaming console etc should be put under a test to see if they remotely know anything about that device
>everyone should take 4 additional electives in Highschool for real life events, changing a tire,cooking on a minimum budget, how to clean clothes, balance a check book or how to deal with a child at 4 AM
>all rap music should be banned in the US
>the AOC should be lowered to 14 in the US
>alcohol should be banned from the US
>all drugs should be legalized.
>dragon ball Z is shit
You're disgusting..
>>675398942
aaaaaaaaah thanks <3
>>675398724
>>Anything outside of Asexual, bisexual, Gay, straight or lesbian is fake
Sure
>>Trans, all of them, should be killed
No
>>Any one with autism that cannot function with out aid in society, should be put to death
I don't see anything wrong with this one actually
>>people buying electronics such as a computer, cell phone, gaming console etc should be put under a test to see if they remotely know anything about that device
Who gives a shit?
>>everyone should take 4 additional electives in Highschool for real life events, changing a tire,cooking on a minimum budget, how to clean clothes, balance a check book or how to deal with a child at 4 AM
Agree
>>all rap music should be banned in the US
It's shit but who cares?
>>the AOC should be lowered to 14 in the US
Sure
>>alcohol should be banned from the US
No
>>all drugs should be legalized.
Not all of them
>>dragon ball Z is shit
100% agree
What's the best pair of tits you've seen in a film or tv show?
Trump and Cruz at any debate.
ITT: awkward sex stories
i met my current girlfriend from my sisters work, she is super hot and ive always considered her to be out of my league.
>be me
>a little over a month ago
>we are dating at this point but we havent had sex just yet
>casually making out one night
>i usually touch her boobs and rub my hands around but i never tried to force sex on her
>she pulls me over so i am on top of her making out
>things start getting pretty heavy
>both have removed our shirts
>she reaches down and starts unbuttoning my pants
>at this point my dick is as hard as a fucking diamond
let me explain, she is 5'4 and has a small framed body, i am 5'11 and i have about a 6.5 inch dick, its really girthy and has alot of veins, so i figured i would fucking destroy her tiny body.
anyway,
>she takes my pants off
>i struggle to take hers off, but eventually i get them off
>rubbing her vagina through her panties
>decide to go for it
>i hastily rip off her panties
>she takes my underwear off with the speed of jesus on cocaine
>rubbing her clit
>just as i go to stick it in, she is obviously tensing up
>vagina is so tight i cant get it in more than half an inch
>no lube around
>she is dripping wet, but the more i try to force it in she keeps making a painful face
>i stop for a minute,
>dick goes completely soft and nothing can get it back up
>i feel like a fucking moron
>immediately start apologizing
>put clothes back on
>we fall asleep
so yeah, that was the story of how i failed at fucking my current girlfriend the first time.
/thread
>>675405463
post her nudes you fucking faggot
>>675405671
i have some on my phone, let me get on here on my iphone and ill post them
FB Fap Thread
anyone want more of any of those? going to reply with a picture of one at each comment
Diarrhea stories go
Me just now
>in the shower
>I've been having diarrhea all day
>fuckers at sonic must have poisoned my food this morning
>at my job I'm running to the shitter to drop nuclear weapons in the toilet every 10 minutes
>assisburningsofuckingbad.FLAC
>back to the shower
>lost in thought not really paying attention to anything
>glad I'm not shitting out Satan's seed
>feel a fart coming on
>Oh boy this will feel good
>release ass
>whatthefuckhaveidone.ecoli
>there is fucking shit running down my bath drain suprisingly fast.
>a lot of shit
>I just kind of stare at the wall for 20 minutes thinking about what just happened.
>mfw
I don't have a good story but one time whilst driving on the freeway I sneezed and a hummus-like paste filled my shorts
>>675397819
The suprise ones are cataclysmic
bump
Shit stories are best stories.
Evens=fap
Odds=sleep
Even dubs=fap 2x
Odd dubs=have a nice glass of milk before going to sleep
>>675400209
rollin this shit
>>675400362
i'll fap l8r, ty squid
I should really read the Bible. I honestly want to get my own interpretation of the stories.. I don't think God is meant to be literal. The stories about Hell being fire, imo, is just a metaphor for not being resurrected at death. Darkness is eternal suffering
Spooky thread
Anything cringey, scary, gross or unsettling goes.
Illinois Girls Thread
217 bump willing to do some bartering
>>675400271
who do you have?
Any Olivet Uni?
Name a shittier anime then this that isn't naruto or one piece
>you can't
Gurren Laggan
Let's start with the reasons why this show sucks.
>Poor animation
>Retarded ass plot
>1 dimensional characters
Bleach
Attack on Titan
Death Note
moeshit
All that entry level shit.
Where My Creep At ?
I guess I'll help out.
I have a ton of pictures of this girl that somebody posted yesterday, if anybody's interested. If not, I'll move on to better stuff.
what would you do to her?
>>675404513
i would knee cap her with a shotgun
Buy a scrapper to help take off all that makeup
>>675404513
Throw her onto her bed, rip her clothes off as she struggles to keep them on. Then, I'll suck on her nips as she moans and tries to push me off. I'll then cover her mouth with one hand and another to slowly creep my way down to her sweet, tight, shaven pussy. As she struggles to move away from my hand, I'll slap her hard across the face and her huge, round boobs. Then, I'll unbelt my pants and expose my raging dick, pointing a te direction of her pussy. As she shakes around, I'll grip onto her wide, childbearing hips and tease her with the tip of my dick into her pussy. As she moans and begs me not to rape her, I'll shove my dick all the way inside, causing her to scream and struggle even harder, making it such a sweet experience for me. As she shakes around her bed, her tight, virgin pussy twitches around my dick, while I'm slowly moving my hips in and out of her. As time goes by, I thrust even harder and faster, all while she screams and cries, begging me I stop. When I feel my sperm coming, I launch my hardest and final thrust into her sweet, meaty pussy. When I'm done, I'll film her reaction from he realization that her future baby is a result of rape. Before I leave, I'll gently caress her whole body and spank her ass to remind her of what I've done to her.
how would you break this one?
Dubs gets your wish granted.
>I wish I wasn't such a faggot.
I wish I was a little girl
>>675404051
I wish I was a god
I wish this thread wouldn't die.
