Blowjob thread?
Best Celeb Fap Thread
>Music Thread
What are you listening to?
Share it with us.
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Listening to this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w&index=5&list=PLNF8IShVb-kehuERyQyXqKbIM-MCRmU0N
>>675361956
And this
Post pics of girls you know and other anons say how they would fuck them. Ignore faggots who post pics without replies.
be brutal
OK /b/ros. Short story, I've "successfully" beat heroin addiction by spending the past 2 months in total isolation, besides quick trips to buy food, beer and tobacco, and countless hours spent with you glorious faggots. Even when out in public, I kept my headphones on and didn't speak to anyone. Anyway, these have been the most miserable 2 months of my 27 years on this planet, even worse then being in jail and rehabs countless times. I miss my love, heroin. I don't give a fuck about anyone, and nobody gives a fuck about me. I haven't spoke to my family in what seems like forever. I'm committed to an-heroing. Sorry, but I can't do it live, for I will be out in the woods far from wifi and cell towers. Here's my plan. I have about $600 cash remaining, I plan on getting 2 bundles (~2 grams) of heroin, a handful of xanny bars, and a bottle of liquor. I come to /b/ because I hope one of you faggots has some knowledge in the following:
I want 1 last hoorah. I don't want to die instantly, without feeling, id like to enjoy the heroin for a short time before going all in. How should I do it? And is there anything I can add to guarantee meeting Satan? My general plan is to shoot 2 bags, enjoy the nod for a few and then go all in, or out, I suppose. Once I'm ready, I'll take a few shots then prepare the remainder of the heroin for IV. Once I have the needle loaded and ready, I'll take all the Xanax I have on hand, with a couple of shots to wash it down, then push the wonderful heroin. I figure that should do it. Anything else I can add to better my chances? I should be able to afford whatever, heroin is dirt cheap around here, $60-80 a gram, I'll pay about $4 a Xanax bar, hopefully get at least 10, and maybe $13 for a bottle of cheap booze I probably won't finish. Ive already deleted my Facebook, which was the only connection I had to anyone who might possibly have given a fuck. Anything else I should do keep everyone in the dark and hopefully cause no one else pain?
man I'm glad I'm not as weak as you
Set yourself on fire, and run around town yelling "FEEL THE BERN"
yo, junky here from chicago.. yo.. as bad as i want your faggot ass dead.. its just not gonna work bro.. your gonna do the dope and be right back on the wagon.. but man do i wish i had 600 bucks right now..
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Rechtsronnys alleinerziehende Mutti liegt mit weit geöffnetter Monsterfotze auf der Fickwiese neben der Autobahnraststätte und pisst schon vor Vorfreude auf den geilen Schwanz, den sie sich gleich in ihr Fickmaul reinschieben darf!!! Sie bläst wie es eine hemmungslose Sklavin tun muss...TIEF UND HART...Je tiefer sie bläst und an dem Schwanz des rumänischen Fernfahrers rumkaut, desto mehr spritzt sie den heissen Natursekt aus ihrer Riesenfotze ..HAMMERGEILES GEFÜHL.. Zum Schluß darf sie die ganze Ficksahne mit ihrer Mundfotze auffangen und spritzt dabei gigantisch ab.
ahhh ahhh ahhhhh
Wenn man Ethanol destilliert, erhält man Superethanol. Wenn man Superethanol destilliert, erhält man T-Stoff. Das haben die Deutschen Piloten im Zweiten Weltkrieg getrunken. Tee mit Neopren nannten sie C-Stoff.
Wenn man T-Stoff und C-Stoff mischte, erhält man Brummsäure. Damit war der Soldat von innen vor Läusen geschützt und die Herzfrequenz stieg auf ca. 20 Schläge pro Minute.
Heute trinken alle nur noch Energydrinks mit giftigem Taurinversatz.
Muslim hate thread. Post what you got.
>inb4 ragers
The world will be better off without those sandniggers and you know it.
thank mr skeltal
You Boner You Lose thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/VIDEOSX_NSFW/comments/47wjug/big_ass_bouncing_on_the_cock_in_public_ava_dalush/
Have you ever known anyone with autism/aspergers?
Do you like them? Any interesting stories you have involving someone with autism?
No copypasta's please.
SONIC
random pic thread, post literally anything
YLYL thread
Impress me /b/ros
Fuck you. /b/ is shit nowadays thanks to people like you.
I come back here from time to time and I done know why because it's just worse and worse.
Inb4 bananas.
>>675374656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
Crashing this thread. With no survivors
Shota thread? Haven't seen one in a while
if this is gonna work youre gonna have to post some content, OP
>>675364322
Fuck off
Treeman bread
http://komonews.com/live/event
TREEMAN PART II: the branchening
http://komonews.com/live/event
>FEELS THREAD
>I haven't had sex in 10 years .I cant even get a hard on from watching porn , and I only fap once a week ,and when I do fap I mostly am limp the entire time. I will be forever alone because everytime I think about talking to a qt , I always remember that I wont be able to satisfy her and that will be humiliating. so I just walk the other way. This makes me sad ;(
>thx for listening
>>675369398
you don't imply "thx for listening" faggot
>>675369398
You may want to see a doctor, OP.
Something is wrong if you can't even get it up after a week.
>>675369398
>I haven't had sex in 10 years
>had sex in 10 years
>10 years
Nigger I'm 20 and I've never hard sex. Consider yourself lucky.
Was I too slow?
What
i was busy looking for a certain soundcloud clip, i will pay attention this time
>>675373735
Hi there, Anonymous.
