It's time to cast the first season of Celebrity Dairy Farm!
Nominate your favorite endowed celebrity (movie, television, music or model - no porn actresses). Once selected to compete, the contestants will receive HGH to gain weight along with prolactin and oxytocin to fill their udders to bursting. Once sufficiently prepped, our ladies will compete against one another by producing the most milk every week. The contestant with the lowest amount of milk for that week will be eliminated.
I'll start with five worthwhile nominees.
* Pre-op
Hello 4chan. You probably won't believe me, but I am a time traveller from the year 2052. I was supposed to arrive on the 21st and warn you of the Brussels attacks. (sorry about that, it's not too accurate). I'm basically going to be taking any questions. There are going to be several I can't answer because of time travel rules and timelines and shet but here are a few basics out of the way.
>how does it work
I don't know really. Something about fusing certain elements together and channelling the energy through some sort of catalyst, It's not really basic knowledge.
>Who wins the USA election?
Hillary Clinton. Yeah sorry she kinda sucked.
>What about other attacks
The next attack will be on Gothenburg in July. All I can tell you, sorry.
>is Europe doomed
No, it'll be fine. Britain broke off of the EU and stopped being as big cucks though. Scotland declared independence from the former UK, and they just let north Ireland go because it wasn't worth it. Russia basically leads the assault on the IS and certain European countries (Finland, Sweden (Yes), Norway, and Germany) don't take part
>Why /b/
Because reddit is stupid and I tried /pol/ but thread died there. Besides, I like you all.
>is 4chan still around?
Not really, it just got too big to support and all attempts to be bought by businesses or monetize just didn't work so the servers closed in 2032 (And there are still lots of other chans) Reddit, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Vine were under a mega corporation for a while before eventually being shut down.
Ask any more questions you have.
If the thread dies quickly again, I'll try again. No more after that.
And no, I can't say my name or post a face pic. Me from past might be on and that would cause a lot of trouble.
Are you a faggot?
Why is OP such a faggot?
>>675391544
Yes.
>>675391637
I don't know.
Also, faggot hasn't been used for a long time.
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
>>675393089
This makes a lot more sense than a real human girl being the queen of /b/
2d? check
furry? check
generally appealing? check
cute and funny? check
imaginary? check
pathetic? very
looks like we have a new queen. more over boxxy
Lewd bunneh best bunneh
Rekt Thread anyone?
Nah
Why not?
>>675387248
Bumperino for riparino
What do non-Americans think of our current election?
Stupid question. You know.
Also faggot
Britfag here.
I think Bernie's a cuck solely because of that thing with the nigresses hijacking the stage.
Trump has my support because I think it would be funny.
Fuck...I have a feeling Bernie is gonna get trounced again tonight. I still #feelthebern but that fire is going out.
>>675384428
They already called Arizona.... :/ I guess we'll see how close it is.
Feeling the Bern no matter what and how much I think that slogan kind of sucks.
Sanders:
Free college for idiot kids that couldn't earn a scholarship
Too many blacks in prison, I'm gonna release them.
Cops are racist, I'm gonna investigate it.
White people can't be poor.
I'm gonna increase social security to old people too incompetent to get a job with retirement benefits.
Hillary:
I'll just say whatever as long as it gets me votes.
I don't get how anybody can be a democrat in 2016.
Do you just parrot what the kids at your high school are saying?
>>675385719
And how the fuck can someone be a republican in 2016?
draw thread
>>675382500
>
>>675382505
nice nice
>>675385762
you upset me
>>675385788
>>675386661
idk who that is, but i still like bobbi either way
>>675386822
>
Milf Thread Faggts
>>675384352
muh test
Bumperoni
Post your girlfriends/wives thread. Is the OP of this hottie around? I came buckets to her. I was the guy. Lets get some more here.
not too sure i would want to share my gf or wife on /b/.. dont really know why anyone would actually
if someone gives me a good reason, i'll gladly share the one i have (dont keep any nudes)
>>675378482
My buddies ginger wife was posted frequently for a while, but I told her about it so I shouldn't repost.
Pictures you shouldn't share part 5
What do you think /b/?
Neither; it's a hoax. She's still holding on to the cigarette.
Your gun and cigarette wouldn't say in your hands so perfectly after blowing your brains out. Obviously planted by the killer to make it look like a suicide.
Murder. The gun was placed in his hand after he was shot. One doesn't keep holding gun if they shoot themselves dead.
Faces of /b/ thread.
>>675392899
No homo but you're really damn handsome.
RACE WAR THREAD
singles - pure white
dubs - nigger
trips - beaner
quads - gook
69 - Jew
911 - mudslime
We fight with insults. Good luck!
>>675392591
Beamer here
rollo
yasss
Just won Arizona, and the Latino vote. He wins so much your head will spin.
>>675386704
I'm getting out of the country regardless who 'wins.' None of this applies to me.
SHIT IS HAPPENING TURN ON CNN AND NASA CHANNEL
Your not funny
>>675382499
Are they legal aliens?
>>675382499
saved
