last two digits of ur post number is the seconds u must hold your breath for
start rollin
oh god pls no
rowl
Ok
God-tier anime thread.
>>675327351
finally someone on /b/ with good taste
Kaiba
>>675327351
spongebob
Haven't seen an s/fur thread in a while.
>>675323157
Yiff in hell furfag.
>>675323157
Yeah, they let my thread die around lunchtime.
Okay honestly, what does /b/ think of tits like this? I've always been conflicted. On the one hand I like their size but their shape...
>>675325183
They're the best type of tits and it's rare you see them like that so all the more unique.
>>675325489
What makes you like them though? They're mine, btw, haha.
>>675325183
LOVE those nipples!
ITT: True stories that no one will believe.
>be 2014
>be me
>been carrying a kel-tec PF9 for 6 months
>friend dropped me off back in town
>carrying backpack and bag of groceries on walk back home (<2 miles)
>walking through semi-developed suburban area
>long stretch of road
>see a dog 300 feet or so down the road
>think naively "i refuse to alter my trajectory for you. i am the superior predator"
>dog begins to approach me
>heart jumps into my throat, stop and think about my next move
>consider running
>fuck that
>dog speeds up into a trot
>it's a putbull
>butterflies in my stomach, tunnel vision, hands ice cold
>put down my bag and reach for my handgun
>take it out and chamber a round (condition 3 always)
>heart beating fast, lightheaded
>dog is sprinting toward me and barking
>raise the gun, dump all 7 rounds at the dog
>dog stumbles in it's tracks
>dog immediately collapses, tail wagging and hyperventilating
>not sure howmany hit, not sure howmany missed
>OH FUCK WHAT DID I JUST DO
>ears ringing
>pick up bag and sprint down an adjacent street, then calm down a bit and continue the walk home
>>675324525
no one ever found out. I don't know anyone from that part of town and I never got questioned by anyone for it. for all I know it could have been a stray.
>>675324525
One. You are bitch and the dog knew it. An Alpha predator emits badass, a beta will bow before it. Eye contact. Stare right into that fuckers eyes until it looks away. Then it knows you ain't a bitch. Puff up, appear bigger than you are. Don't fucking run. A dogs natural instinct is to chase game... you fucking killed that dog because you don't know how to alpha.
>>675325002
Why do any of that? I don't have to play it's stupid game. I am the superior predator and I proved it on the most basic, universal level by killing it.
I continue to carry to this day and have no problem putting down any dog so long as there's no one around. If there's people, i'd let it get a little closer before killing it.
If you have a dog, don't let it roam around like that. Fence in your yard or just accept that it'll scare something with the capacity to kill it.
Me and a friend girl will be taking voice requests (nothing sexual)
we'll say whatever you want
Other anons are encouraged to you join in
Islam is the best religion. Allahu ackbar!
>>675320488
I got dubs. Do my request, faggot
>>675320488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITPFtQTWsS
Me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17VFyAb9aas
her
come on /b/,post everything you know about the brussels attack today
>>675326343
In one word
ISLAM
it was a great day
If you ask nicely, Allah presents you with dubs.
rape thread/sex asleep thread
>>675318792
lurking
>>675318792
Is that it?
thats pretty sad
this is someone who sits and advertises his facebook all day on runescape. He blocked me, message him and post wins.
>>675324674
here is some of what I got.
NYPA
>>675324817
then leave if you dont like keks faggot
Loli 24/7. Come on guys let's get some good shit in here
Get out, fucking paedophile fags
The pussy of your girlfriend
>>675324470
Would love to nut in that
what about feminine penises
DEU Faden!
Fragen:
Comic möchtest DU einen Job?
>>675325686
>Comic möchtest DU einen Job?
Ich dachte Comic ist der Job?
hallo hallo
ich will eine GF
Scheißt mir mitten rein
ylyl
Lost
Ok faggots
Dubs gets my number
Trips gets my zip code
Quads gets my coordinates and Facebook password
>tfw op's post gets trips
>>675325444
>444
deliver faggot
>>675325444
gett-o
Hunger games #2 Eggplant won last thread, first 23 in
First image without text is logo, first post without image is season name
Anti - D
>>675328928
Banana
Fritz
