Hi, what are you doing (bread)?
Result = light pee
Show us your dick
>>674759256
What dick?
lets make a new meme
another
the meme is that every 10 minutes someone says we should make a new meme
Let me give you MY experience of Islam.
>be me
>born in the UK to good Muslim parents
>parents were loving and caring and tought me respect
>being Muslim as a kid isn't that big of a deal
>don't really need to pray and life hasn't caught you yet
>fastforward to about last year
>parents, specifically my dad is no longer the man he used to be
>constantly shouting at me and making me feel like shit
>even though i have, to this day, not even drank a sip of alcohol
>im still a virgin
>i pray
>and im unhappy as fuck
>i missed out on teenage love because no girlfriends in islam
>i never really had many friends because my dad said shit like "don't mix woth other kids"
Take it from me /b/ros, islam is a shit tier religon, and trust me when i say, it is a peaceful religon, but praying does not do shit and you basically miss out on childhood, a muslim SHOULD NOT EVER, grow up in a western country, it's just not meant to be, and take that from an actual muslim.
i understand you completely
>>674757936
I'm honestly thinking of just dropping this religon thing, I believe that Allah exists but it's just not for me, islam should stay in Arabia, because western culture and islam do not fucking mix
>>674757548
im also a muslim
but the only thing that makes me sad
is the fact that every time i want buy candy i have to read the indgredients to make sure i dont consume pork ;_;
A girl I was talking to who I had a thing with. Met her at the beginning of January. We had a fling. Spoke a lot. Skyped every night. She lives about 25 minutes away. She became extremely distant randomly. She posted a picture of a random guy calling him a "cute weirdo" (literally the same nickname she gave me). Also talked about how amazing of a guy he is. Went to his instagram. He posted a picture of her. She commented "awww, thanks babe". I deleted her from all social media. Confronted her. Now I'm ignoring her.
She apparently didn't think she did anything wrong. I don't want anything to do with her. Am I wrong in this situation or am I doing what I should?
>>674757274
Don't be a cuck anon.
>>674757274
try finding out why she became distant rather than ignoring her.
Hope you're a lesbian, cause you're definitely a bitch.
You can select one object that will grow 100x its size
>every piece of named object in the world will grow
>can be a living thing too
>inb4 OPs dick
OPs lymph nodes
>>674759462
my bedsores
>>674759462
Op's dick definitely needs to grow
What kind of gaming mouse does /b/ have
bottom right
None of those fucking stupid things. Their so uncomfortable
>>674752963
Logitech M100
What are my statistical chances of getting dubs? Math team assemble pls
>>674754130
50%
There's a yes chance you'll get it, and a no chance you'll get it
Dubs become statistically more likely the higher they are.
For instance, 99 is higher than 55, so you have a higher chance of obtaining them. It reset at 00, however. 00 is nearly impossible to get.
I dont do math, I just get dubs.
*gähn* deutschfaden *schnarch*
#valiumedition
Was geht? Was kommt noch?
Schon mal Schwanz auf 4chan gepostet? Score?
Ist die Erde eine Scheibe oder eine Schale?
Warum gibts keinen Nasenhaarausfall?
adBlock oder uBlock origin?
Bestes Fressi?
Betse Drogi?
>>674749399
Gerne doch.
>>674749399
>Was geht? Was kommt noch?
lurken, lernen
>Schon mal Schwanz auf 4chan gepostet? Score?
nein
>Ist die Erde eine Scheibe oder eine Schale?
Hohlwelt, also Schale
>Warum gibts keinen Nasenhaarausfall?
weil Nasenhaare heute noch eine sinnvolle Funktion haben
>adBlock oder uBlock origin?
nutze adBlock
>Bestes Fressi?
kp, gibt viel geiles Essen
>Betse Drogi?
Alkohol
>>674749620
Scheide wieder seltsam, kann ich das löschen als OP? Soll doch angeblich gehen?
Short haired thread!
tomboys are welcome
>>674756065
I imagine she takes really smelly Shits for some reason.
>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
I don't go to theaters for that same reason. It really just brings to light how lazy and shitty people are.
>lights are off so no one can see who did it
Also fuck people that bring babies to theaters.
I don't go to theaters 'cause they charge money. Movies are free, dumbasses.
Not a fan of the cameras. An empty theater used to be easy mode public sex. Like who gives a fuck what I'm doing at the midnight showing of Zoolander 2. It's not like anyone else is even there.
How can Asian dudes even compete?
Math is sexy, tho
DANDY # ?
They can't. They have the smallest dicks in the world m8.
>>674758305
Top kek.
Little cock thread. Post your little cocks and other anons humiliate and berate you for them. I'll start with my own.
The fact that it's uncut makes it worse, just give up and become a femboy.
>>674750167
always a viable option I suppose.
>>674749943
love little cocks, but i hate the fact that most of the small cock stuff involves fat guys
post your age, sex and number of sex partners.
bonus points for pics of gfs.
30m3
>pic unrelated
>>674753687
21
male
1
28
male
7 or 8 I think
most of them just a few times. I have never had a long-term relation. In my whole life I had sex maybe 40 times or so...
31 m um... I lost count, I would say maybe 0. Most likely way less then that.
>>674758469
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
You know what day it is
it is the beginning of Spring
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