been sweet on a girl at work for a year now. it's obvious that she's really keen for me. she's coming to my house this weekend to play wii u and drink beer, possibly some shots. i am fairly athletic with great muscle tone and good physique. however, this is my penis. i can't do anything about it that i know of. if we get naked together, she will see it. i am afraid she will be turned off. what are my options here?
That's a bit clit.
shave and be fine
>>574129256
I doubt that's you, but if it is you're basically fucked, and not in the way you want. No woman can ever take you seriously with that.
I debate to myself would I actually rape her yes I would omg haha she's a virgin to what about yous
what was her name again?
Lord freeza have mercy on my soul dawg I would eat macaroni out of her ass omg
Hawt!!! more
Who needs a young sluts thread? /b/ does
Rekt/Funny GIFs?
The best one wins.
I hate the fact that my ID is shocking pink.
Holy shit, /b/. I think someone in my Gov class found out about my foot fetish.
>There’s this kinda cute girl who sits nearby in Gov.
>She dangles and shoeplays a lot, and has super sexy arches.
>Wears either flip flops or Birks a few times a week.
>Been super attracted to her feet since day 1.
>Professor’s talking about some dumb shit I don’t care about.
>She has her flip flops on, arch stretched facing me, toes outwards.
>Stare longer than I probably should have.
>Her head turns and I lock eyes with her.
>We both say nothing.
>I immediately face forward to the professor, and try not to look at her, but do so in a sort of obvious way.
>Out of the corner of my eye, I see her begin to rub her soles, wiggle her toes, then scratch them.
>She kicks off her shoes and starts rubbing her feet against the leg of the table, up and down.
>Her hands slowly massage her feet, stretching them, the entire time, facing me.
>She’s still staring at me.
>This entire time I’m not looking at her, but I begin to sweat a little.
>After about a minute, she gets bored, wiggles back into her shoe, and casually dangles.
>I’m a little freaked out, and glance one more look at her feet then try to not look again for the rest of the period.
>She glances at me every 2 minutes or so.
Oh god, /b/. what do I do? I hardly even know her, and she may be the only person to know about my secret addiction! Should I expect her to only wear sneakers for the rest of the year, or start gabbing to her friends about it?
also, gonna post some feets.
I've never understood foot fetish even though it's not that uncommon. What's appealing about feet? I mean, I think thin pretty hands are attractive but they don't like turn me on or whatever.
Best hacking tools?
A dildo
>>574108116
What do you need to accomplish my script kiddie friend?
I can't help you if you don't ask the right questions.
I don't even normally reply to these shit threads but I'll give you a chance because I'm drunk anon
A crowbar ;p
You're waifu a slut
Cont from
>>574099760
>>574115296
Off, I suppose. I still feel torn between the two.
Make requests again and such
>>574115725
Well, you could do one and then the other afterwards
Scottish Girls
Get posting...
test your might.
>>574108075
rolling
rawlin rawlin ralin rawwwwhideeee
rowlin
loli grills, butts and ect....
iligal and baned
enjoys the prison sick fucks
>>574101607
Which do I pick?
Small ass thread
>>574108510
OP is the small ass
>pic related
>>574108510
>>574108898
OP tits or gtfo
ITT: You fap you lose.
Rules are simple, if you even touch your dick in this thread you must leave it and not return. BEGIN!
lost
>>574110029
lost
its on sucka!
Didn't get to finish this thread yesterday
>>574110543
I'm intrigued.
keep going
> Using disabled toilets when clearly not disabled
What a bitch.
How about a persona girl appreciation thread?
By which I mean a hentai/r34 dump, of course.
Taking requests, if there's anyone even in the thread.
>>574100045
Anything you'd like to see, anon?
Ask anything to a guy who just took this picture from his girlfriend's iPad. She didn't lock it up just before she went out, so I took a look after a year and a half of dating.
I hope she is joking with this, but i don't think so. I remember her coming home after going out with her girlfriends and her black shirt was all stained with white stuff.. she told me it was pina collada. She always asks me to lick her pussy when she comes home after going out.. I can't imagine what I have had in my mouth.
What should I do? Please help, I can't stop these fucking tears. She just went out! I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
Op, it is clear that you need to an hero. Your girl is cheating on you with the whole town
>>574086504
Dang. Is your name on there?
>>574086504
I'm really hoping this is pasta OP. For your sake. I'd probably lose my shit if I saw this
