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yep.
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I'll dump my ex-gf once extras are posted.
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Not same but enjoy

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#NoHymenNoDiamond

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Decideds next response
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>>574160986
I'd like to feel your clit juices flowing down my forearm as I fist your tight asshole with a pocket knife you saucy fuck mmm
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i might have a small dick but i pack a mighty punch when applied to your cervix.

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Test
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Saved this comic from yesterday I believe but when I saved it, it changed itself into very tiny dimensions as you can see, Someone explain this
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I dont see how they could compress themselves unless you saved the thumbnail or something
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>>574153595
you saved the thumbnails

Eh, um, hai guise.
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check my 6
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The quiet calm of the bronies, and furryfags fapping in the evening, always makes a nice walk enjoyable.

It happened again
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also, still looking for Faux

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was by Bernal, if I remember correctly... think the zebra's name was Jess, could be entirely wrong on that

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ITT: ugly tits, go!
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go on
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the fucks wrong with her?

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Lets try this again. Went pretty well last time.

Posts ending in 6 decide what happens to tomato head. I'll try my best and do them as quick as possible.
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>>574153359
Her clothing falls off.
6 get
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>>574153495
Reroll for nudity
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>>574153359
Change her into a blonde loli

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Wallpaper thread :)
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New loli thread
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calling the police
wtf is this sick shit
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Requesting reverse rape
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>>574150158
do it

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Thanks a lot assholes.
I was looking forward to hearing what she had to say at my school, but you scared her off with your hate email.
Now we have to find a gun free zone for her to be able to speak without fear, thanks to all of you dickheads.
So here's a big "fuck you" to you all.
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what happened?
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Maybe you shouldn't have posted your schools address you dumb fuck.
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shhhhhh. shhhh.
there there

I just posted this a second ago and it got fucking deleted:

I thought about making a youtoob video about this, but I thought I would run it by you guys first. This is just a short summary/collection of my ideas regarding this whole feminism/feminismh8 and a bit about Anita Sarkeesajew

Instead of wasting time hating feminism, and calling it stupid, If you really want to punch those Feminazis in their proverbial cooters you should be advocating men's rights, and the social standards that us guys are held to.

Men are not supposed to cry, except for in extreme circumstances. Even if they do a crying man will not yield the onslaught of attention that a woman would receive.

I'm not sure what you guys were taught as kids, but every girlfriend I've ever had (even ones with jobs) I always picked up the tab for dinners, dates and such. Don't get me wrong, I like doing it, but if you knew about some girl paying for everything on a date you'd WTF, wouldn't you?

People say the easiest thing to be is a white male, that's wrong as fuck. The easiest thing to be is a white girl. Especially a pretty white girl. All the time, people come to my house to try to sell me shit (magazines, cleaning supplies etc) and there are these carpet-cleaning promotional people. I have turned away many of them, while it was cold outside, during a rainstorm you name it. I told them I have no carpet. Until one day, it was raining and cold as fuck and the pretty white girl carpet cleaning slave said "It's cold and I've been walking for hours can I please clean your carpet" You bet your goddamned ass I let her in. Made her some cocoa too. Would I, or you have done that for an average white guy? Probably not.

Men are 4 times more likely to kill themselves.

We're all taught we're supposed to be this strong, confident, non-emotional badass, and when we aren't or don't feel that way we don't seek help. That whole stigma, where men don't ask for directions? It applies to other things as well.
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I don't have any figures on this next bit. Just a little personal experience. When I was seventeen, I lived away from my parents at a house with some friends. They had a party and were giving me Bacardi 151 ( I had never been drunk before). There was this ugly fat 23 yo slut who was there, and my roommates kept trying to get her to do stuff with me. She said I was cute, but she wasn't interested (fine by me). Later that night she comes into my room, and gets into my bed with me. I can't remember what happened honestly. I just know we had sex. At the time I was alright with it because that's how I lost my V-card but looking back on it. Fuck that, would have rather waited. And by law, because I was a minor that was statutory rape. that's honestly how I feel about it. And I can't tell anyone how I feel or else I'll get called a faggot or something. As if people would care anyways.

I don't hate feminists, I just feel offended by them because they insinuate that my life is a lazy river ride where I get candy the whole way and it's fucking not.

As far as Anita sarkeesian goes, she has a fucking degree in sales, she understands that when you sell something you have a target audience, and you cater your product to better suit the needs of that market.

If you're going to sell a videogame to a bunch of white males, you put a pretty girl in it who needs their help because that's what we've been trained to believe is our job.

All Anita is doing is getting you all to rage and be butt hurt. Every time you watch, comment or do anything that involves her or her blog or whatever, you just make her more popular.
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So, (first of all, mods are gay) let's talk Ebola.

For ages, racism has been around and it's a known fact that the leaders of 'wealthy' countries want to put an end to this. More people (black, white, yellow or whatever) means more motherfucking money.

Of course racism won't stop, because pride etc.

But what if, a serious virus like ebola whiped out the differences we have? Not that it does, but hey - world leaders aren't the smartest people (or so history tells us).

Is ebola brought to Europe and the USA to re-unite us all as one race? Having feelings for each other?

>2018
>Black Joe tells White Billy "Muh Grandpa dieded of ebols"
>Billy tells Joe that his grandmother died of ebols
>Dem feelings
>Unite
>Profit?

Who's feeling muh thoughts?
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honestly mods why did you delete this?

It's true and I'm not being an asshole about it.

What the fuck honestly? I thought this was fucking 4chan

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Never marry a woman without a hymen.

The moment you realize the girl you're dating has no hymen, the first thought through your head should be: she'll never be my wife. If any other thought goes through your head you're a god damn fool and probably a cuckold too.

The hymen is a thing of beauty because it's what separates sluts from respectable virginal maidens. If a woman has no hymen it's a sign that she's gone through the "slut phase" sometime during her teenage years. Maybe she fucked twenty guys, maybe she fucked two hundred guys, maybe she just fucked one guy one time, whatever the number is, the only guarantee is this: the number is higher than zero.

You want to date a woman with no hymen? Okay. You want to pump and dump a woman with no hymen? Go for it. But marriage? Rethink what you're doing. You will never share that beautiful moment where you break your girlfriend's hymen, where she grips you tightly and grits her teeth and flexes her abs as you slowly break her membrane. You will never have that, because she chose to be Becky Spread-Eagle back at sophomore homecoming.
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>>574140397
I had sex with my virgin ex girlfriend (knew this for a fact, she was a neckbeard grill.) and she had no hymen. Might want to rethink that one.
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>>574140716
except she wasn't a virgin. Neckbeard grills get more action than male neckbeards
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>>574140397
You are a insecure virgin faggot

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Trap time. Saw not others :S
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Hey b/ - why you no bisex?


share your first time bisex experiences, greentext stories and pics


here's my story - happened 5 years ago now


I had always been pretty curious about having sex with a guy and when I finally got to do it I loved it.

> 16 and had a 15 year old girlfriend who was always horny, just like me
> She was bisexual and had the same tastes in girls as I did. I think that's why we got along so well.
> She used to let me have threesomes with her and some of her friends all the time and I fucking loved it.
> I always wanted to repay the favor and let her have a MMF threesome but I was never sure of what guy we could get to have sex with her
> She had a best friend that she grew up with
> He was 15, pretty short guy with light brown hair and freckles and pretty shy
> He used to live right next to my GF so on nights that my GF had to baby sit her little sister we used to rent movies and we would invite him over as well

..cont..
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bell air shit all the way
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> Well this one night my GF was babysitting so we got some movies and Anon was hanging out as well so we invited him to stay and watch some movies with us
> We watched a couple movies and then sent my GF's sister to bed and my GF came back downstairs with a big blanket for us to cuddle up in while we watched some more movies
> We all sat on the couch with my GF between us and we put the blanket over all of us as we got comfortable as the movie started
> My GF snuggled up into me and I had my arm around her. The blanket was covering us so I grabbed her tit in my hand and rubbed it without Anon even noticing
> After a while my GF started getting hornier and she placed her hand in my lap and started rubbing my dick through my pants
> I'm not sure if Anon knew what was going on right beside him but he seemed focused on the movie
> Me and my GF got more worked up and I managed to undo my pants and pulled out my penis so my GF could jack me off, which she did
> I was really getting horny now from having my GF play with my dick so I leaned into her and told her to suck my cock
> She was horny too so she quickly agreed to do it but then suggested that we go up to her room
> I told her no and that I wanted her to do it right there on the couch
> She was very hesitant but I kept whispering into her ear trying to convince her to do it until she finally gave in and pulled the blanket over her head and leaned over me and started sucking my dick with her best friend sitting right there beside us
> He obviously knew what was going on now and he was very uncomfortable with the whole situation but he did his best to remain focused on the movie

will cont for lurkers..
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> Getting sucked off right there in front of another person was an incredible turn on for me and I could feel my orgasm building up after only 5 or 6 minutes of getting blown
> I reached down and pulled my dick out of my GF's mouth and she slipped her head out from under the blanket
> She seemed a little bit embarrased now that her friend could see her but I could tell she was just as turned on as I was from sucking my dick right there in front of another person
> I leaned into her and started kissing her and reached down under the blanket and slid my hand right into her pants and shoved two fingers into her pussy
> Her cunt was already soaking wet so my fingers slit right into her.
> With me finger fucking her, she really started getting horny and no longer cared at all that her friend was sitting right there beside her
> This is when I started gettting the idea of trying to get her friend to have a MMF threesome with us.
> I really wasn't even thinking about having any kind of sexual contact with him, I just wanted to return the favor of all the FFM threesomes she had given me
> I broke the kiss after a couple minutes and by then I had decided that I at least wanted to try and make this happen so I pressed my lips right up to my GF's ear and nibbled on her ear lobe as I told her to reach over and grab Anon's dick

..cont..

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Oh shit! It's the cops! Quick /b/ put on your cool face
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>>574138528
>implying i wouldn't be arrested

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