Hey /b/ want a pee pee? Cocking your sluts before work. Need some cute bitches to relieve myself to.
>>687284888
Lol tiny micro black dick
>MUH dick
Things you wish you knew the first time you fucked a girl
How to put her diaper back on
That I'd wake up right before climax
>>687287551
/thread
Like I’m totally cool with educating people about trans* stuff but if you’re just going to be a blithering dumcunt I’m just not going to bother.
Them: Wait so you’re transgender?
Me: Yes I’m a transgirl
Them: So do you use the girl’s bathroom?
Me: Yes I’m a girl.
Them: So was your boyfriend gay?
Me: No, I’m a girl.
Them: Do you have a penis?
Me: Yes.
Them: So you’re a guy?
Me: …can you actually get to fuck.
Like when I explain something three times in the same conversation and you still don’t get it, you’re a lost cause and should go live in the fucking woods.
>>687281752
God what an insufferable cunt.
I'm MTF and I'll answer anything you want and I won't be a little faggot about it.
>>687281752
Stop thinking and start sucking my cock. You cant go full mental and expect everybody to understand you.
>>687281752
I'm gonna be as clear as possible.
If you have a penis then you're a man
If you have a vagina then you're a woman
If you have a doubt just have a look between your legs
>Starting to learn guitar
>Absolute shit
>Need to be good by September
>readytogiveup.exe
Any guitarfags have tips?
Also general guitar thread
>>687291312
How good is "good" to you? What are you trying to achieve?
Regardless, learn your basic guitar chords (A major, C minor, etc) and go from there.
>>687291491
Be able to play a good amount of songs and have some knowledge.Is Grade 2 or 4 doable in 3 months?
Git gud
those pesky stats. gun control fags BTFO.
Isn't that a total of like 30.000 in the US and just around 2500 in Norway since it has only 5mio. people?
>>687283667
that doesnt matter you mong
Hallo ihr Deutschländer! Wieder zu doof ne Schnur anzuwerfen?
ja, oder doch nein, ich weiss es nicht
>Und ich dachte schon mein STRG+V wäre ewig belegt.
>>687283671
Relativ. Durch den Elfen erkannte ich dass PC und Internet nicht alles ist. Ich hatte gehofft 10 Mbit zu haben, es stellte sich leider erst hinterher heraus. Aber alles halb so schlimm, bei mir grasen Rehe im Garten und es ist so ruhig wie im Weltraum.
>>687283756
Auf meinem Webspace.
faces of /b/ thread
I will start, rate optional.
Filter/10
Fucking newfags will never understand this isn't a social network. It's anonymous for a reason.
Dont mind the text
ITT: nostalgic boners
>>687284848
that'll do it.
>>687285381
i wanted her to finger my ass so bad like stiffler in roadtrip
YLYL
Do you think my wife fucked this guy on her hen do? Been recently told she did and have found some "hidden photos" of her holiday. She says they never slept together
>>687289173
What do the hidden photo's show if not that?
>>687289338
I had not seen any of these photos of him
Who is /b/'s favorite philosopher?
>>687280835
Plato for sure, regardless of the criticism aimed at him for being borderline socialist
>>687280835
Marshall Herff Applewhite
>>687280835
They would love Diogenes if they knew what he got up to.
>Was one of the first stoics.
>Lived in a barrel when he wasn't going on one of his long walks into the great unknown.
>Thought women were a waste of time.
>Purposefully liked flaunting social conventions to show everyone how contrived and silly they were.
>Was an avid public masturbator.
let's roll
>>687286169
Rolll
>>687286169
Roll
Reroll
Celeb Fap Thread
Starting with Marina the Coalburner
>>687289202
it's one of her brazialian gay fans you fucking tard also manlet
Just finished Dark Souls 3, anyone in a mood for a ds thread?
self bumping
1-10, how would you rate the co-op?
porn webm thread?
