S/fur thread
+point for foot fetish
Alright you /b/tards. Give me 24 Pictures and names.
LeafyIsQueer
puddi
So /b/ros, my 4 year old daughter asked to draw a picture on my phone and this happened. ....
>>687265913
Is that what I think it is?
>>687265913
now give her a doll and ask her to point to where the bad man touched her
>be me
>go to syria to fight against ISIS
>don't speak any arabic, Kurds are fucking dirty people
>literally just do not give a fuck, constantly yelling
>only guy who speaks english is this german guy and this bitch from canada
>pretty much just hang out with her
>they teach me how to shoot pretty well
>get into a firefight
>kill 3 ISIS shitbags, expend my entire magazine firing off at them as they try to run to a different position
>we start chasing them off, shooting at them
>dumb fucks must have run out of ammo shooting at our position
>one survivor
>literally just pump him full of bullets, so pissed off
>kurdish guy stops me
>we are walking back, head count
>german guy is missing
>find him dead later
>few days later, out patrolling one of our positions with a couple other guys
>see some people in a truck, one of them has a gun, one of them with an isis flag
>all of them wearing black robes
>get into position and open fire on these fucking degenerates, kill the driver and the guy with the gun almost instantly, truck stops and the rest get out and run
>we are just shooting
>I start laughing, kurds are looking at me
>canadian girl is looking at me too
>killed the guy with the gun so at this point they are unarmed and running
>start doing counts on who all we killed
>"no"
>5 of the robed people, unarmed, wearing masks
>"no. No fucking way. No"
>pull off mask
>it's a woman
>the ones who were fleeing were all woman
>only two people who were combatants were the two guys we killed right off
>I was wondering why they were unarmed and running, but I didn't care
>I just shot them all
>decided to go home, none of the kurds will talk to me, canadian girl doesn't even want to be near me
>just got home a few days ago, wanted to share
I wasn't ready /b/. Just needed to vent a little bit.
>>687263186
Fuckin bonus points, but I wouldn't want to be there. I'm one of those people who don't feel empathy so I'd kill lots of people and probably be hated like you
>>687263186
It'll be fine anon.
What big important life would you have taken from them in the first place?
Sprite porn thread
selfbump
sauce is tanunda silves quest
nother selfbump
yet another selfbump, sauce is Lab -Still Alive-
you fucked me up /b. Long story short, I have a girlfriend but love shemale porn and sometimes when my girlfriend is out of the house, I dress as a sissy and have posted pictures of me on /b before. Sometimes when i was younger i even used different objects in the house as dildos, and fucked myself and practiced sucking. This summer my girlfriend is going to asia with her famile for about a month, and I am almost certainly going to by a dildo and some slutty clothes and fuck myself dressed as a sissy until she comes back. I've come to terms with that. Only problem is, that when she comes back, I don't know if I can continue living life normally, or I will be to sissyficated. Does anyone have similar stoires? My dream scenario would be her ocasionally pegging me with a strapon while im dressed as a sissy, without it influencing our life outside of the bedroom
pic related, I have fapped more to her than any other woman porn star the last year
>>687262762
Pics or didn't happen
"without it influencing our life outside the bedroom" lol....
What shes going to think: Pic related
Sounds like you need the D.
Get a man to fuck you, then you'll turn gay or it'll blow over.
Currently dealing with an infestation of bed bugs. They're about to drive me towards burning my house down. I can hardly sleep due to the constant paranoia they ensue. Can you guys help cheer me up with a Judy Hopps thread?
Nope
>>687262366
same here. dont scratch the bites and they wont get bad.
>>687262472
Yeah that's my biggest problem. Last night they fucked my arms up.
Also, bumping with my folder.
How do I make friends, /b/?
I'm 18 and don't have a single friend, and I have no idea how to make one. I can't just approach a person. Wat do?
>>687264112
I'd ask a bunch of abusive and socially inept autists on the internet what to do, that'll probably help
>>687264112
Start smoking.
op is a faggot
trips opens the box
>>687267225
If not pizza, why bother?
>>687267225
roll
>>687267225
WTF IS THIS ALWAYS POSTED "no+ CD" wtfff is this u fuckin fags are ruining my board homos
If you got em', drop em'
phoneposters REEEEEEEEEEE
breakfast pizza is nice
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4ha45yzoat9sfrb/AADHiTY25NjXWYWcx6eYDqL5a
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/og7vbvlqbfrz99q/AAC3JccjXalzr2pCPNCHsllba
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kbztrb67ejog7rj/AAA8nrfAAJzRU2PwfxhQ6PKxa
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/w3gk27vdkuxrc2i/AAARy44jXXIg0RE0DxOB64_Za
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/09qd9tcpojfsztj/AADG6rKwQ6d3ux-yo-ILL21ka
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/c7kjklegfsamehy/AABjTWc4x2JQMHz5mtqM7rmqa
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/r4ng57tmdwy76z9/AAD-D07zx4y4iU7MeTNSKmZ2a?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/tlatph52yoe56hg/AACSFKwmag-JRSWuJ9yeYQbra?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n1kkba38odfuas1/AABqkTw8pZpG6oLIDRIE7fz6a?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/lz5a0i8s6rcw0vk/AAD6e3LUMsT_5jA2ELAhdZyOa?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/eu9tjnuc8pra1a4/AABmCqpg_ewu2-fV88LDQvv6a?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/bs478eul1g7g0ke/AABS6gLshIEJHVzibHU3bB_Za?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/sz26yea9m61t8vo/AADOKPbTlB8gH-VIt9nhdM8Ea?dl=0
The game is supposed to have 18 000 000 000 000 000 000 planets in it. That's an 18 followed by 18 zeros. So lets say every star in the game has 10 planets. That's still 1 800 000 000 000 000 000 stars. If we say that each galaxy is on average the size of the milky way containing 100 billion stars (100 000 000 000) and we do some simple division, we have 18 000 000 galaxies in this game. That's 18 million galaxies.
The goal is to get to the center of the starting galaxy. So it only seems natural to assume that there is intergalactic travel. And if you can travel intergalatically, that makes getting to the center of the universe a kind of inconsequential point. So it doesn't seem much of a stretch to come up with the idea that once you get to the center of the galaxy you unlock intergalactic travel. Sean Murray has dropped hints about this. I forget which video I saw him say this in but he said something very close to...
You think the game is on one scale, then suddenly you pull back and you realize how much grander it is
Not an exact quote, but that's essentially what he said. Besides, it kind of makes sense just from a gameplay point of view. You take all this time, traveling all this way. The reward is a hyperdrive that allows you to travel just about anywhere instantly, including other galaxies. I think that make sense. Because what if you want to go back to a world you found near the beginning of the game. Do you have to make the long journey back step by step? Unlikely. But of course, this is all just speculation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOd586qkDKM
Just curious what you neckbeards think.
this is going to be a very unfulfilling, boring space exploration game.
/thread
>>687266188
dubs of truth, canceling preorder
>>687265918
protip: if you post the exact same mundane thinly-veiled advertising day after day it becomes obvious you're part of an astroturfing campaign.
Glad to see your career is doing so well, maybe next year they'll bump you up to writing spam emails.
My wife squirted like crazy tonight during sex. Ever had this experience?
>>687266300
yeah, she squirted last time I fucked her, too
>>687266392
Fucking savage
>>687266300
she squirts every time with me, you just have to warm her up enough
You know what I love more than YLYL and rekt threads?
Knowledge.
>knowledge thread
feet thread
No cringe?
Let's change that
>>687264062
where is fedora?
>>687264258
kek