Girls you literally can't stop wanking over #4
>>687272695
amazing. would love to abuse her
>>687272543
Tell me what you think of her
Draw thread
Really isn't anyone here, but i can bump until people show up, if that's what people want
Pics of your GF or BF please.
Selfshot she sent me some time ago when I was on a work trip...
No.
ITT: Your funniest 2 word combinations
> Cartwheel Orgasm
> Apology Bullets
> Unsalted Salt
Those are meh tier op
Girth Waggon
>>687275021
Anal carpentry
monkey fuck
God Tier Porn Thread
+Sauce
>>687276680
motherfucker!
More like this? Sluts whove been blackmailed by /b/
>>687270097
full pic?
>>687270233
Wish I had it
if you own a gun, are you gay?
>>687277566
if you live outside of the US yes.
>>687277566
No, just prepared.
>>687277566
>>687277667
Get a load of these faggots.
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Wedding edition
Wedding edition? Okay
>>687278159
>wedding???
>>687278231
Oh, looked like fish in the first picture. Apologies, I'm a tad tired. Looks delicious though!
The only bread u want in your mouth - s/fur bread.
>>687276825
What about some shepherd's bread?
What's the age of consent where you are?
>tfw 16
How do I get one and get a couple licks in while I'm not old.
>>687274487
15 where I live.
You don't get one.
18 where sane people live
>>687274487
>>687274487
Here's the thing. Even if it is theoretically legal, the parents will want to kill you.... AND young women can be vindictive, all she has to say is that you forced yourself and you're going away on an all inclusive buttrape resort, not to leave until you have AIDS and/or are in diapers.... and that's still the *good* outcome. You may leave in a body bag... even after giving everyone your mouth and ass.
No one wants a grown man fucking a pre-18 year old. No matter what the age of consent. If you really were so hard up for some ultra fresh meat you should have done a better job picking it up while in middle and high school.
But really there are ultra fresh faced 18 year olds that look younger. Shoot for those, but they are a highly sought after thing and you gotta be competitive in the dating market (have things going for you, money, looks, guitar skills, social skills, and be able to crack her up)...
Let's go again
Also Dubs is another clothed pic + new number
Strip me for a 7
9 for her naked
>>687275030
Ok
Strip her
Friends you want to fuck.
>>687271413
aniston
R8?
/b/ a close friend of mine fucked up. This morning a girl contacted him on facebook via pm asking for sex / cock pics. Long story short after the deed she's now threatening him to send the video of him masturbating to all his fb friends and family. The bitch says she's underaged or some shit like that and she's going to go to the police. What do?
Pic related, it's her profile pic.
Willing to provide any other info if you guys want to help
>inb4 coming to /b/ for help
>inb4 not your personal army
>inb4 OP cannot inb4
>>687271712
Have him just say fuck it and make a post on FB saying someone may or may not leak lewd shit of him.
>>687271712
>close friend
Definitely you
>>687271712
She's saying that he will appear on newspapers as a pedophile (even sent him some really poorly shopped pics of french newspapers "exposing" pedophiles) unless she pays her 500 eur via western union
Oh FUCK /b/. My life is so fucked I can only laugh to hide my pain. I'm a 37 year old guy. At 21 I got my 19 year old girlfriend pregnant. Except I find out a month ago I didn't.
at the time I was in college. panic married her so that I wouldn't get destroyed by her gun nut father, who threatened me on many occasions that if I broke her heart, he'd have no problem burying me in his backyard.
So we had a cheap wedding and 6 months after the wedding, the baby was born. Being at the birth was a life-changing event for me. I swore I'd scrap every dream I had in order to work for my daughters sake.
16 years later, I'm having problems with my (now ex) wife. She was out all night, drunk, and I'm the one going to my daughter's recitals, games, parent conferences etc
One day we get into a huge argument and she leaves the house with my daughter. I find out she went to some Scottish guys place who I'd suspected she'd been fucking for a long time.
I'm long past caring about who she fucks at that point. What I wanted was to get my daughter out of that guys house. I call her and call her because I don't know where the dude lives. She doesn't answer but comes back on Sunday morning, bitching at me, saying she's taking our daughter across to another state until I get my shit together. (Even though I've paid for everything in the house and work like a dog.) I'm telling her to fuck off, and she starts going through our lockbox trying to get my daughters passport. And while going through our daughter's document folder, I see paternity test papers.
I ask her why she took a test and how long ago was it.
She GOES CRAZY trying to get it out of my hands but I manage to read it. Another mans name is shown to have a DNA match with my daughter and is listed as the father on the paper.
16 FUCKING YEARS
Now 2 months later, I'm in court fighting for custody, I know she isn't mine but I love her. I'm just pissed I lost all those years.
>mfw I'm so dead inside I can only smile.
What are your plans?
>>687270880
Try to get my daughter back. And then from then on, I don't know. If I can't get her, I'm seriously considering offing myself.
>>687270962
OR speak out about it, and prevent other men going through what you went through.
Oh boy
FUCK OFF FURFAG!
