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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Lazy edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePIYnhETCVI
>>687270722
>mfw everytime i see that image i think it's lewd
>blue nigger claimed and leaving for a short bit
Tfw barely got any time in overwatch because of work
Chara got claimed again bitches
Well, would you look at the time.
>>687271117
9PM
You tell me.
>>687271033
I know that feel. Only got a few moments before I gotta' get back out there.
>>687271117
Oh no.
>>687271033
sorry about that friend
who are you?
>pic
>>687271117
4 AM, have I lost control of my life?
>>687271117
goddamnit i main support and every mccree makes life terrible
>>687271117
it's 0602??
>>687271256
>maining
>>687270583
>refrain from posting porn
Do you even fucking know where you are?
>>687271199
Some guy who likes him some mugen
Rory-sama claimed
>>687271335
I mean can i at least main a role? Supports just always been my thing over the years
>>687271354
The better question is, do you?
>>687271592
noooooooooo
Are one of you tards still bumping previous thread?
very mysterious and unexpected claim
my left hand is gangrenous!
Best type moon claimed.
>>687271778
I wonder who this claim could possibly be of.
>>687271778
Heya Akiko
>>687272074
I recognize it through the panties.
QOTT - is there something you have ever wanted to do that is ridiculous and insane?
Ive always wanted to use a duck as an explosive. Just so I can hear the quack.
>>687272196
blow my head off
>>687272196
I've always wanted to burn something with thermite.
Hello all
I came here for a claim and dip, I'll be back later on today
>>687272127
Lewd. I got it purely from the bells.
>>687272196
Look at the normal shit I'm attempting to do on a bike and you can get a rough idea.
glasses have been found thank god
>>687272196
Be good at videogames
>>687272196
Yes, I always wanted to cut open a human and watch their heart pound
>main reason why I don't want to be a surgeon
>>687272196
Well, craziest thing I've done is chill on roof of gas station for half an hour until police arrested me for trespassing. Gas station owners didn't press charges luckily. If I want to do something crazy, I'll usually do it. Sadly, usually never have that many thoughts of doing crazy stuff.
>>687272196
Oh, also considered becoming a serial killer, keeping thumbs as souvenirs. Was actually straight up ready to murder someone, planned on putting them in chokehold then slitting there throat. Too much Dexter.
Snek is still a cute.
>>687272476
Craziest thing Ive done was plank a cop car while they were considering arresting my friend. I was drunk and avoided arrest via alcohol poisoning.
>>687272314
I do keep my glasses close.
>>687272646
Yo.
How are you Galko?
>>687272196
If we're talking about impossible things itÄs uhm...
Well, being a girl!
>>687272572
That sounds like fun. Why thumbs though? I'd go for the right eye. It's mostly the dominant eye and eyes are pretty!
>>687272646
Hey, how are you doing?
>>687272196
>is there something you have ever wanted to do that is ridiculous and insane?
Have a 3D girlfriend
>i'm back
>shower ran out of hot water
>wew
>>687272730
Hey Kirino. I just woke up, so I don't really have an answer for that yet.
>>687272899
Hey Karen. Fix your monitor?
>>687272815
Fingerprints are unique, and thumb is most used on hand. It was pretty bad how I had it all planned out, would bleed them out into a storm drain, cut them up, put body parts in the storm drain. As I said, a bit too much Dexter for me.
>>687273002
Ah.
Well I hope you're good in the end, any plans for the day, or just work?
>>687273002
Thanks for asking, desu.
Fixed it yes, but it's at 1336x768 instead of 1920x1080 now
Can't have everything I guess. I might just buy an external monitor.
How many days left on your sleep journal? Anything happening?
>>687273056
>>687272815
>not keeping the cheeks
plebs tbh
>>687271117
Shieet its high noon
Seras claimed
Goddamn it. Why did I drink 2 cans.
>>687273388
because you didn't drink 1 can
Going to get shawarma for grandma
see you guys in a bit
>>687273160
Just work, unfortunately.
>>687273299
That sucks, at least it works. I finished the sleep journal, I'm going back to the doctor today for the diagnosis.
>>687273435
See you later.
>>687273490
>fingers crossed for chronic insomnia
>>687273388
Because 3 cans was too much... for now.
>Got done with the first episode
Oh boy, this feels way different then when I tried to watch it as it aired.
>>687273490
That sucks.
I hope that doctor can figure out whats going on with your sleep.
I'm out tonight.
Laters everyone
Good morning all you wonderful anons
>>687272074
The world will never know
>>687272101
Oh shit, it's Karen
>>687272120
You blew my fucking cover
>>687272196
Yea, a few things but I'll desribe one to you
So you know how if you eat corn it doesn't really digest, it goes through your system in one piece and when you shit you can see the individual corn pieces in your shit. So my idea was if you just ate only that, what would happen? If you only ate corn, don't chew it just swallow it whole, for a long time would your shit just be pure corn? I don't like corn that much but I am curious
So guys whats going on?
>>687273629
Someone has actually done that on youtube
>>687273545
>implying that's a good thing
>>687273618
Sleep well.
>>687273629
Someone did a video of eating just corn and water for a while, then documented his shit.
>>687273629
There's a youtube video of someone having done this.
>>687273629
>for a long time would your shit just be pure corn?
I'll try that one day
>>687270583
D.va (and meka) claimed
>>687273629
what up
>>687273816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQN4y1bBmUU
I think he removed the uncensored one.
>>687273299
the cheeks?
So you can always pinch their cheeks?
>>687270583
it's simple
>>687273851
How does it feel that your waifu could destroy you in any video game, and will neglect you to play Starcraft?
>>687273596
First episode of what?
>>687273629
I guess people did want to know that. So they asked.
>>687273965
>fuck her while she plays.webm
>>687273969
Idolmaster. I'm finally rewatching it after giving up on episode 2 while it aired. The feeling I got for it is different now, like I can actually see the emotion in it rather than just some odd way of making an idol show.
I'm going to work now, see you guys later.
>Snek still a cute
Mei claimed
Nevermind, I found it. Kinda disappoint though because he didn't show his shit
>>687273924
ayo Mugen
>>687273937
kek'd. He actually shat pure pristine corn
You gave me the censored clip though but it had a link
This is a different vid then what I found. Thanks Galko
>>687273969
Well it is a great question that had to be answered
>>687273937
jesus fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGD2sfzmoiw
here's uncensored if you're bold enough (skip past gay ass leafy impersonator part)
Gardevoir
>>687274305
Pokéwaifu? Good choice
Tim Tebow
>>687270583
mandatory cc claim
this is a first
on the catalog we're next to the desktop thread and the spongebob thread
also sandra, i am having a pretty good time on fire red, only got 5 badges rn but im finding it rather easy as i grinded my charmander and my pidgey to level 50 when i first got them
>>687274455
Good job, you picked one of the worst quarterbacks in recent years of NFL.
>>687270583
ave true to caesar
>>687274188
In a decent youtubers words "shes thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
>>687274230
can i come sit at the cool kids table now?
>>687274456
Im doong a leaf green. Charmamder / Charizard only
>>687274554
these degenerates belong on a cross
>>687274651
how u gonna use hms?
and that would be easy as u just have to get them to level 70 before u get first badge
>>687274651
why not use water type master race?
>>687274544
Romo is the worst
there was a tasty looking onion someone dropped on the side of the road, was very tempted.
>>687273736
>implying its not better than narcolepsy
>>687274888
trips confirm you should've eaten it!!!
>also kagami claimed
well shit. i forgot about thread and i'm tired. goodnight
>fuck robots
>they feel good
>>687274888
>trips confirm insomnia>narcolepsy
Why didn't you take the onion?
Murg claimed
>>687275027
good night Jenny
I really don't get the point of these threads.. Uhh. Leela?
>>687275038
forgot pic
>>687274623
Yes sir, we have a seat for you right here
>>>/out/
>>687274962
Goede morgen Kagami
>>687275027
Night Jen
>>687275225
someone from the most recent wave explain it to him, im not gonna
>>687275225
The Point?
It's a avatarfagging Circlejerk
In the grim darkness of the far future, the size of your hat determines how important you are.
>>687275225
Great tier claim. We just discuss things at random. How was your day?
>>687275225
its conversation, welcome.
>>687275027
night robo
>>687275038
It looked really good and smelled nice, like it was just roasted.
Side effects of the hot day desu.
I would have picked it up if I knew I was going to get trips desu.
Of course you forget pic you nerd
Watching galko's anime right now
>>687274962
Hi kagami, doing okay?
>>687274756
Im using a Nidoqueen and a Spearow for HMs.
>caught a nidorina at the safari zone
>>687274826
Because Charizard
>>687275518
im doing great!!! how about you karen???
>>687275434
I think I'll be alright.
>>687275346
My career was over before it began, not like this. What do you think overall about overwatch?
>>687275225
Used to be about posting waifu pics
now it's an avatarfagging circlejerk
Just a group of friends discussing random shit and trying to have a good time while showing off their waifu
>>687275518
You do know that onions that are exposed to heat and light for some time produce deadly toxins right?
>>687275346
hello akiko!!! how's everything going for ya??
>>687275635
I have the Most Hat, therefore I am the Most Commisar.
>>687275628
WRONG.
>>687275434
>Drive closer
>I need to hit them with my sword
These fucking mosquito bites are worse than the foot blisters I get from running. OK, maybe not worse, but definently on par with the blisters.
>>687275595
waterfall
how?
>>687275732
you may have the most HAT but i have the most HATS
>>687275976
Yeah, but you're hat a Shit.
>>687275733
METAL BAWKSES
>>687276030
Go to sleep, Wabbit.
>>687275607
yo roflcopter fire skelly
Got my monitor back but it's 768p instead of 1080, everything else is fixed though
was it worth the sacrifice, do you think? What about you? Anything new?
>>687275632
Are you being serious, could I have died if I ate that onion?
>>687275630
I wouldn't talk to Akiko like that. He is one of the most elitist posters in this thread.
>>687276098
You just started the sentence you just finished reading.
>>687276169
agree, akiko a shit tbh
>>687276193
my fucking brain
>>687276030
>you're
>should be your
>you're is made up of you are
>your is as if you own it
>picky me
with the amount of hats i have i could own a society, trading hats to family's to give to their new born children in exchange for their lives
>>687276109
lol, i like that nickname!!
hmmmm im not sure, i've never been able to really tell the difference between 720 and 1080!!!
and yes!! a lots new, and for the better!
>>687276355
Yeah, but your hats are not as cool as mine.
>>687275595
Dont need waterfall in LG or FR. Doesnt appear as a HM.
>>687276416
why would i want to give cool hats to slaves?
>>687276392
RFS for short then desu
To be honest the part that's annoying me is all the icons are bigger. mouse is slightly larger too so it moves across the screen faster.
blegh tbh
What new stuff happened? Tell me about it desu
>>687276482
Meant for
>>687275976
>>687276498
Because Everyone deserves a cool hat.
>>687276355
>>687276416
If this is all about hats ill have you know that i clocked in 3150 hours of tf2, ive been waiting for this day.
>>687275630
It's a game with great potential, but there's still some work to be done. Everything feels like it kills you way too fast and there's still some things that bother me. For example widowmakers shot charges way too fast. You can use her weapon as a semi automatic and it still pumps out loads of damage. Not very sniper-ish. Also Hanzo arrows have a ridiculous hitbox and there's really no penalty for missing your shot. Mei ult slows instantly which feels really unfair and her shots deal as much damage as a widowmaker. Junkrat is alright but his autoattacks are too good. Either lower attack speed, reload time or damage. Also 5 fucking seconds for the trap? Really great game but it needs polishing.
>>687275724
It's good. I finally managed to get up at a normal hour today. I'lll mostly be studying
>>687276109
I don't know if it could kill you but it could seriously fuck you up
