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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Wedding edition
Wedding edition? Okay
>>687278159
>wedding???
>>687278231
Oh, looked like fish in the first picture. Apologies, I'm a tad tired. Looks delicious though!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Wedding? Mmh...
Round 3
>>687277814
I mean im not much for slavery, but if you got a fresh hat i might take you up on that
>>687278159
mandatory cc claim
>>687277919
i trust these
http://www.emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Gameboy_Advance_ROMs/Pokemon_Fire_Red_(U)(Squirrels)/44874-download
http://www.emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Gameboy_Advance_Emulators/Windows/31
but if you wanna find your own i understand
oh and cheats
http://www.supercheats.com/gameboyadvance/pokemonfireredcodes.htm
>when a good tracer shits on your entire team and life
>>687277271
those chibis are so cute, where'd you get them desu?
>>687277543
When I'm less busy I'd like to get to know you better if you don't mind, mugen desu
>>687277238
Whatever it was, grats lol
I think I'm gonna go take a nap for now, good night friends. Someone say hello to hand bro and kyouko for me please
Akiko claimed
>I hear the wedding bells
>>687277543
>Mugen
Zenyatta is harder than most. He's squishier than any other and his healing is meh. But he's the tankshredder. Discord orb will make tanks like wet paper and if you have decent aim and can headshot he can kill squishies in 3 hits. Mcree ult is a bit stupid with the instakill (insane damage OK but instakill?) but then again he's a slow moving, glowing target.
>>687278240
Someone needs to continue your legacy in case you really do leave us.
>>687278374
>
>>687278486
Hah. You use cheats.
>>687278531
>>687278159
OH SHIT
wedding edition
im fine with that
>>687278650
not on this run, but they are there if sandra wants to use them
>>687278499
For sure, Night!
>>687278501
Even though the orbs are cool I just love zens ulti, so much better than lucios 90% of the time, but he dies to so much qq. Im not a fan of getting flashbang + fan the hammer'd. It hurts my body.
>>687278499
>chibis are so cute, where'd you get them
I know right?
The OniAi animated specials. They were a goldmine for cute Akiko chibis. I'm still getting new stuff from them, haven't finished editing yet.
>see Tracer
>pick winston, roadhog or Genji
>Exclusively focus Tracer filth and shit on his game
>feelsgoodman
>>687278533
homu!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvepB7uYoAo
>>687278881
I don't remember bridal Kagami being so high res.
How big is your waifu folder?
400MB with 500+ pics.
>>687279011
i don't either!! i wonder if someone go me a bigger res one??
probably you if anyone lol
>tsukasa is a cutie
>>687279067
107 MB with 278 pictures
>>687279067
400mb 700+ pics.
Plus other screenshots from the game.
>>687279067
>
>>687279171
I should remember if it was me, I memorize a lot of meaningless details.
>>687279067
about 2gb with 1000+ pics
i also have gifs and an episode saved
>>687279067
Small
>insert penis joke here
80 pictures, 35 mbs.
>>687279067
1.4gb at 2.7k+ pics (No lewds)
>>687278159
Swinging by to claim superior autism. I'm off again now, take care everyone.
>>687279067
280 mb with 500+ pics but I'm still working on a bunch of stuff
Aight everyone, its been fun but i work overnights and i gotta get some sleep so im not groggy tonight. Its been fun, night
I love CV players who stay still the whole game.
>>687278486
Alright, thank you.
>>687279067
206 files 138mb
>>687280191
Bye Mugen, drop in again sometime
>>687280191
night, or well afternoon for me
>>687280199
np man
Got pretty quiet around here all of a sudden...
>wake up
>depressed
>do some exercise
>watch a movie
>still depressed
Fuck today. I hope it rains. Then I won't need a good reason to be brooding.
Can't sleep.
>>687280355
I'm lurking and waiting for a topic in which I can join in
I was just scrolling through /b/'s catalogue, wondering where there's so much dang porn...
It was /gif/
>>687280355
It's almost 1 month that it's like this.
>>687280440
Ah don't worry about it, you can stay here and try to cheer you up yourself.
>Sky's gray here, probably going to rain soon
>>687280491
Fair enough I suppose.
>>687280569
At work in always seems more busy at about this time.
>>687280440
which tomokofag are you?
>Realizes this is a dumb question to ask
... dammit
>>687280840
Texas, if I'm not mistaken
>>687280355
Daytime threads are just slower. Not a bad thing really. Nighttime threads are fast and hard to keep up with. People are mostly lurking now
>>687280505
Was it straight or gay? Because /b/ has more gay porn than anything nowadays
>>687280789
Usually: GMT +1
6am/9am = Normal
9am/12am = Mildly busy
12am/2pm = Normal
2pm/6-7pm = Very low/Normal
6-7pm/9pm = Mildly busy
9pm/6am = Busy/Mildly Busy/ Normal
>>687280995
/gif/ has more straight porn if memory serves right
But now /gif/ has more webms than gifs which is bad for me... cuz when I am saving porn I'm just going through it on a program... webms are shit for that
>>687281178
Like I said, I'm normally here all night my times because work, and I normally get off around an hour from now. Always seems busier than this. Maybe it's because it's the Weekends for half of those days though...
worst run of my life
also claimin
QOTT: Things you know about your family/closest friends you wish you didn't know
>my dad is literally cuck. Fucking disgusting
>>687281498
Weekdays are a bit slower than the weekend of course. The only reason I'm here is because I got some days off from uni
>>687279434
hmmm, but they're not meaningless, stuff like that is cool to memorize!!! having knowledge of random stuff is handy lol
>>687281829
Half of my great grandfather family generation committed sudoku with poison.
>>687281739
Have...you been running all night?
>I'm gunna resist the obvious pun war that could've started
>>687281829
>I don't associate with them too much
>Know nothing
Heh, reminded me of how lonely I actually am despite my happy nature. Oh well, life moves on.
And is that so? I normally always see you here in the mornings though!
>>687281829
I dont have anything I wish I didnt know. I have the opposite - something about me I dont want others to know.
>its not an edgelord thing
>had to tell my boss because it became an issue
>the ones I told didnt want to know once they knew
>>687281829
my mother is a heroin addict
my grandfather (before he died) was a lolicon
my father is a slut (not "he gets all the babes" more of a "he will do anyone, no matter what")
only decent people in my family other than myself are my uncle and my sister
>>687281498
Yeah it's probably right.
>>687281829
>My brother banged his gf in my bed when I was 12
>>687281739
Morning Maki~
>>687282110
Dammit Rory, you've made me curious!
>>687282040
alcohol....not even once
>>687281829
hmmmm, i don't really talk to them much, they live in california or german lol
but cheating is a big problem on my dad's side
>>687280995
>2166 C.E.
>Not being involved in a polygamist 5 way relationship with yourself and 3 other genders and a autonomous robot.
>>687282099
hmm? no?
I normally run 10k but had to abandon it because I hurt my leg because of bad form, so I'm a bit pissy now.
>>687282384
Good afternoon.
>>687282040
>sudoku
[insert cc pic]
>>687282556
Oh, I'm an idiot. Bad form? You gunna be okay?
>>687282040
>half the generation
Did they drink the kool-aid? What happened?
>>687282099
> reminded me of how lonely I actually am despite my happy nature
Same here, not a bad thing either
Be glad you can be happy without other people. My mother gets severely depressed when she's alone. She's like a puppy when she sees me again. It's cute but it's also sad
>>687282110
>had to tell my boss because it became an issue
>the ones I told didnt want to know once they knew
You sucked his fucking dick, didn't you
>>687282384
kek
I banged my gf in his bed when I was 15
He had the big bed and I'm not gonna fuck in a single persons bed
I never told him
>>687282465
I fucking hate cheaters. Cheating ranks higher than murder on my moral scale. I can forgive a lot but not that. It has it's roots in how my dad cheated on our mom and left her in poverty with 2 kids and a baby
>>687282526
I know, I'm a shame to modern humanity
>>687282559
I'd put some numbers in but I'm terrible at sudoku, how about we play this instead?
>Homura
>megumin claimed
Heya /waifu/
>skies are clearing
>>687282745
Negative. Had to show someone directly. He never questioned me in pain again.
>>687282753
ok
[insert cc pic]
>>687282745
thankfully my dad is really close to me, and he's a fanstastic dad, it's just everyone on his side has trust issues i guess lol
i try to stay out of it most times
cheating is a terrible thing to do, and i would never think of it
>>687282745
Staying happy isn't easy! Takes me a lot of effort, but I know what happens if I let myself slip. Maki knows, it wouldn't be pretty. So I power through it looking for the best in it.
>>687282798
Morning Explosion.
>>687282863
Is that bad?
>>687282556
So used to say "Morning" that I forgot it was afternoon.
I hope your leg gets well soon. Too bad I don't have time to go to run now, I'll probably restart after finals.
>>687282745
I got fucking scarred for 6 months because of it, there were stains and I noticed it after sleeping in it for a day.
>>687282863
The wind must bring back the clouds.
>>687282745
They did it at different moments, I guess my whole family is fucked up with suicidal tendencies.
I remember as a kid seeing a really old family album, asking who was who and my father being like.
>oh that's your great uncle, he killed himself with poison
>oh that's your great grandfather, he killed himself with poison
>oh that's your great aunt, she killed herself with poison
>>687283009
Hey there how are you
>>687282977
I already know it's going to be a tie, this is why I hate this game... unless the second player gets distracted it's always a draw.
>H
>>687283190
tis a draw
[insert cc pic]
>>687282798
Hey explosion, care to share any shit you know about family/friends you wish you didn't? Not very waifu-related I know, but I couldn't come up with anything better
>>687282936
Two things come to my mind. Either you have hemorrhoids or you have a stoma
>>687282985
Some true words right there. Stay faithful anon. Loyalty is one of the best qualities one can have
>>687283009
Yeah I can relate. I've been alone for a long time now as well. I only see my sister in the weekends and I can't get out much when I'm at my place because of all the work that has to be done. Not that I'm actively looking for a gf anyway
>>687283021
Aww that's just rude. At least we changed the sheets
>>687283043
You gotta do what you gotta do to preserve that famiry honor
>>687282689
Probably. More disappointed in myself. Pride is hurt more than my body.
Pulled my knee groin and lower back I'll just take some rest.
>>687283021
Kek, no worries. Think I hurt my ego more than myself.
>>687283406
I'll let you win because fuck this game and fuck playing it on 4chan. Fuck.
>H
>that scene in Garden of Words were Yukino-chan chases Akizuki-kun in the rain, slips, gets up, keeps running, and confronts Akizuki-kun
>his stupid rant about falling in love
>dat hug
And truly panders to a patrician's fetish.
Cake? Feet? Girls crying?
Mmm... It's helping.
>>687283468
Aren't you spending too much time with Syndra?
>>687283468
Actually, My family is quite nice and it's good to have such helpful parents. And I'm glad to have these kinds of friends so no problem there
>>687283468
Negative on both fronts, but close with both.
>>687283542
yea, in person its more fun as you can set a time limmit
thnx homura
[insert cc pic]
>>687283850
It's also pretty aids to save, edit, upload pic instead of just drawing.
>>687283134
Not too bad, getting late for me, but I'll probably be here for another few hours. How about you?
>>687283468
Hell, you see more people than me. Outside of work, I see no one, like, at all. And even at work it's like 5 minutes of hi and I'm off for home. I mean, you guys are more my friends than my IRL friends now...
>>687283509
Hey, it happens to the best. Don't let it get you down, just rest up, recover, and go at it again when you're feeling better!
>>687283468
Still never had the chance to revenge back.
And it wouldn't make sense now because he lives with his gf in another place, at least I have 2 rooms now.
>>687283509
Aw you shouldn't. Take some rest and don't overdo~
>>687283956
yea, its annoying
though it was creative
but it has been done before
>>687283997
>>687284054
I'm just upset mostly because my laziness last week has bitten me in the arse today just like I knew it would and I'm a bit frustrated.
But thanks for the kind words~
>>687283997
Gonna be here for a while i guess. Playing some touhou. And I'm feeling pretty good except that im a bit ill.
>>687284169
Again, it happens. Hell, I took the elevator to open the building instead of the staircase for a week because I felt like it, next week I went back to the staircase cause it's faster and I was getting winded like no other.
>>687284182
What one? I think the only one I really tried getting into was 13.5, I think.
>>687283765
Syndra has a special place in my heart, but I haven't been spending time with him.
>>687283819
Well that's good for you then
>>687283822
Well I'm not gonna dig any further into your personal problems, and you probably don't want to spill it anyway. I just hope it doesn't cause you too much pain
>>687283997
At uni my classmates, none of whom I really consider friends, just greet each other. Then we get on our pc's and program for 6 hours after which people will start pouring out. At my place I actively avoid the other people. I don't hate them but I just can't relate to them at all and they grind my gears. I even wait until the kitchen is empty just so I don't gotta make small talk with them while making my food. I kind of choose to be alone
>you guys are more my friends than my IRL friends now...
That means something. Same for me, though I don't care much for either anyway
>>687284054
>revenge back
kek, why would you? Do you wish this fate upon your own brother? Revenge takes only the one who seeks it
>>687284695
Its deadened my nerves, I barely feel anything.
>closer to burned out
>>687284692
All of them. i play them all through.
>>687284695
I'm pretty glad having my life right now
>>687284169
You're welcome, I'll always be here or on Telegram if you need me~
>>687284414
Well that's better~
>>687284695
Nah I was joking, I'm not even pissed anymore. Though it's still something I didn't want to know or to notice.
>Fubuki claimed
>claim
Hey everyone, how is it going?
>>687284695
Yep, seems we're quite alike in that regard. I have it a bit easy since I'm awake at night the house is empty, or at least everyone's asleep. So if I have to go inside, there's no one to bug me. Probably the only person IRL I really talk to still is my cousin, on very rare occasion. Maybe once every few weeks, if that.
>>687285145
Oh my. I haven't gone looking for my 2hu collection in years. I used to have them all...
>>687285204
Mornin Buki.
ITT: Literally the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
>>687285462
People do this but with Minecraft characters. Checkmate atheists.
>>687285204
Heyo Fubuki~
>>687285403
Ohayou Amatsu <3
>>687285462
>Your reply
>>687285422
Morning!
>>687285462
You haven't been on 4chan very long then.
>>687285808
That morning was meant for >>687285403
I'm tired, sleep is for plebs, I'll do it later.
>>687285617
>thighs
Hey Noire! How's your day?
>>687285873
Hey Britfag, how are you?
>>687285979
>sleep is for plebs
Exactly! How did your day go?
>>687286413
Not great. See
>>687281739
>>687282556
>>687283509
;_;
>>687286413
Kinda quiet, watched the first episode of Idolmaster and played a bit of the game. Just listening to music now waiting for my tiredness to really kick in full force.
Moods kind all over the spectrum right now. Bit of sad, happy, regret, hate, joy, hopefulness, just a rainbow of fuck me, right?
How about you?
>>687286530
I dunno what your take on dubstep is but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76BtNfRbEsY
>>687286413
It's okay thanks~
Hoping I'll be back home earlier.
>>687285192
>Well that's better~
Her butt got three times bigger.
>>687284695
>special place in my heart
Do I have one of those too?
>>687284123
I feel sorry for whoever did it before... and wonder how long it took until someone won or gave up.
>>687286883
only took 2 mins, the guy who started it won
>>687286883
indubitable
>>687286725
Have you listened to the latest Nero EP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUaAsJCuyqE
>>687286725
Nice song, I like monstercat but did you reply to the wrong anon? kek
>>687286530
Aww man, sorry to hear it
How long are you out of the game?
>>687286725
I see..
It's one of those days, right?
>>687286791
Let's hope together kek
>>687287076
I honestly haven't listened to anything Nero since their Welcome Reality album, so let's give this a listen too.
Have a personal favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH36yjQyMBs
>>687287194
Unless there's two Makis, I don't think I did...
>>687287273
Not long, might give it another week and just call today a write-off
>I said to you last week I regretted not going for the run~
>>687287326
Well there is, but I'm the only one here right now~
I'm the runner who just fucked up?
Kyouko claimed.
>>687287273
>
>>687287326
>Welcome Reality
By far their best release, specially the deluxe version. Between II Worlds was ok, some great tracks like Dark Skies others not so good, a lot of songs gave me a daft punkish feel but that's nice.
I really like that song, liquid, ambient, garage are my styles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM
>>687287588
How's my favourite sleepy head doing?
>H
Fuck work.
>>687286883
This butt?
>
>>687287588
Heyo Kyouko, how are you~?
>>687287811
>checked
Very nice
>>687287737
I blame mobile again
>>687287512
Now you regret going for a run? Kek
>>687287588
Heya Kyouko
>>687287737
Hey Homu, I'm doing good, what about you?
>>687287811
Hello Noire, I'm fine!
What about you?
>Nice butt
>>687287928
Heyo DM.
>>687287588
what artstyle is that?
i want to paint my room in the same style
