fucking russians, thread
>>686086992
Don't perpetuate stereotypes you uncultured swine
>>686087089
you seem mad, do you need something to drink rather than your own forehead sweat?
>>686087257
Perhaps our comrade could use some vodka!
Anybody here in a 3 person relationship? Just interested if that's an actual thing.
>>686083985
been in one. it was aight.
Gay
>>686083985
I was banging some guys girl for awhile and he was cool with it. I never met him though.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
>>686087797
DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE DOOR AGAIN!
>>686088210
For goodness's sakes, Mr. Kim, save that kind of behavior for the Holodeck.
>>686088210
Also, I think we need to talk about my insomnia and some troubling sexual issues...
Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post, Rate, or just come Chill
~Back for a day~
>>686087757
Whatsup my Californian brotha
>>686086985
You look like a trap right before they start HRT
What drugs are you doing tonight /b/? I'll start..
>xanax and heroin
Also, general drug bread
>>686089321
nicotine out of my vape
>>686089321
>>xanax and heroin
Best combo. Have fun man.
>>686089321
Probs just weed and a couple of oxycodone 10's.
To vote Trump you must:
>be unable to think critically
>think that stupidity is a virtue
>never change your views, even when they are contradicted by science or morality
>fear everything that doesn't fit a far-right worldview
Stupid, scared, and looking for a Daddy.
More like
>respect a successful businessman more than any politician
>find someone who isn't afraid to say things that aren't PC refreshing
>endorse meritocracy's and value hard work
>understand that while mexicans are good people letting their criminals and scum come here unchecked is reckless
>hate big government giving poor worthless slugs free money
>>686083509
good going not giving a single real reason though
lol
>>686084136
>>686084136
He makes his money by accumulating debt and saddling other people with it. He's actually worse than Romney somehow.
>tfw 'PC' is just a term racists use for 'not racist'
>meritocracy's
I'm just gonna leave that one alone
This country was founded on immigrants. Just because you can't find a job doesn't mean the brown people took them all you fuck
>tfw by 'worthless slugs' you mean 'minorities'
Read a book. Meet some people who aren't white and racist. Get a job.
YLYL
Post anything you want
>>686091449
nope
85 tells me what to do
>>686088157
kill urself
rolling
On a desert island is you, your best friend and 3 beautiful girl (like pic rel) which they are friends. You know that the rescue will arrive in 6 weeks.
You have food and water only for two people for 3 weeks (1000kcal and 0,5l of water each day ). Only you have the knife and 2m of rope. Island is a pile of sand with one, fruitless tree.
How you survive?
>>686082122
suck my own dick and swallow every day
Slowly eat the girls.
>>686082656
Smart thinking, having sex would waste a lot of energy.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>Fubuki claimed
>>686089362
aids
here
>>686089239
I live in the american cuck nation of Canada
You know the drill niggers, get in here.
oh shit waddup
ooh sharp waderp
>be me
>29 years old
>literal manchild
>3 am
>lying in bed, have to take a shit
>don't want to get up, so shit in my bed
>its getting too sticky & stinky for my liking
>get out of bed and start stomping on the ground as hard as i can while shouting: MOMMY!!! POOPOO!!! POOPOO!!! at the top of my lungs
>stop when i hear my mom walking up the stairs
>She comes in my room and sees my shit covered bed
>sighs deeply and cleans up my mess
>ask her if she can take me to Mcdonalds
>''anon, its 3 in the morning and i have to get up early''
>throw a tantrum, take off my pants and start shitting and pissing on the floor
>''ok ok anon, p-please just stop''
>she cleans up and off we go
>make her buy me 3 happy meals
>want a balloon
>they tell my mom they're all out of balloons
>start screaming and nagging until she gets me a balloon
>BALLOON, I WANT MY BALLOOOON!!!!!
>only thing open this late is the gas station store by the highway, 30 minutes away
>we get home
>my mom looks exhausted
>go to my room to play with my happymeal toys and balloon
>hear my mom crying downstairs
>>686083967
Jesus FUCK
Your mom is the fucked up one here
>>686083967
Kids like you should be put inside a bag and thrown at the sidewalks of india to be stomped to death by elephants and shat on
Roll b
roll bump
I got this bitch tied up in a remote area. She wont stop screaming. What should i do.
Post nudes
>>686092241
Post a timestamp
