You know the drill niggers, get in here.
oh shit waddup
ooh sharp waderp
>be me
>29 years old
>literal manchild
>3 am
>lying in bed, have to take a shit
>don't want to get up, so shit in my bed
>its getting too sticky & stinky for my liking
>get out of bed and start stomping on the ground as hard as i can while shouting: MOMMY!!! POOPOO!!! POOPOO!!! at the top of my lungs
>stop when i hear my mom walking up the stairs
>She comes in my room and sees my shit covered bed
>sighs deeply and cleans up my mess
>ask her if she can take me to Mcdonalds
>''anon, its 3 in the morning and i have to get up early''
>throw a tantrum, take off my pants and start shitting and pissing on the floor
>''ok ok anon, p-please just stop''
>she cleans up and off we go
>make her buy me 3 happy meals
>want a balloon
>they tell my mom they're all out of balloons
>start screaming and nagging until she gets me a balloon
>BALLOON, I WANT MY BALLOOOON!!!!!
>only thing open this late is the gas station store by the highway, 30 minutes away
>we get home
>my mom looks exhausted
>go to my room to play with my happymeal toys and balloon
>hear my mom crying downstairs
>>686083967
Jesus FUCK
Your mom is the fucked up one here
>>686083967
Kids like you should be put inside a bag and thrown at the sidewalks of india to be stomped to death by elephants and shat on
Roll b
roll bump
I got this bitch tied up in a remote area. She wont stop screaming. What should i do.
Post nudes
>>686092241
Post a timestamp
>friend zone
>creampie gangbang said friend
>back in friend zone the next day
pic related
>>686088021
Post greentext OP
>>686088021
At least you got laid?
>>686088021
I'm confused
Why aren't you vegan, /b/?
>>686087684
am not a facebook/tumblr attention whore
because i don't want to take pills for vit b12
don't want to miss cheese either
meat? well, love meat but could live without it
EAT WHAT YOU WANT! FUCK ANMIMLALS!
because im not a little vagina like you faggot
>>686087684
Just went out for dinner at vegan restaurant. Fuckin bomb food.
90s nostalgia thread.
>inappropriate sexual contact
lol good times
>>686093011
Wow....
>>686093011
good work OP
>>686093011
fap fap fap I CAME
Wife/gf rate/share thread...get ur MILFs too..OC welcome 3..
>>686089096
let's c the front
Trips decides what I put into my arm. I will put any liquid substance you want. And ill post proof.
Oxygen
blood from your other arm
Salt water
Loli thread
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/29/
i read a doujin on here long ago about a loli whos driver/butler would tie her up and they had qt loving scenes. it's multi chapter and when it was posted people called her chubby squirrel loli.
anyone know what it was? been dying to read it again and have been combing loli tags for about 3 months now
Guess name for nudes.
Or roll 22 for right. 33 for left.
>>686091468
rollin
>>686091468
blaire
>>686091468
emily
Asian thread continued ^2
My friends mom put her snapchat ID on Facebook today let's welcome her with some dick. Pic is her
>>686064677
Nina101333
>>686064677
seems funny..bump
>>686064677
How old kids?
Kik slot thread? I'll start. Casiedontcare
Sarafraiser99
Cheer_For_Life_225
Hannahcacti
Only pic ive gotten out of her. Trying to blackmail her for more
