pics you're not supposed to share
>>694879511
Requesting the skype pics
ITT : We live in the same house
>>694880596
>we all drown in the basement.
>>694880596
i clog the toilet every day
>>694880658
What are you kids doing in the basement, for god's sake?!
Celeb thread
>>694884065
no if's and's or Maeby's about it
Some one wanted legs
>>694885361
I would grab her while she's walking down a street one night and pull her into the back of my van. I'd kick her in the side of her head until she's passed out, then strip her naked. I'd take a couple of photos of her for my trophy collection, then strip naked myself. My hard dick standing rock hard as I kneel over her and bite and suck on her tits. Then I'd move around beween her legs, spread them and just brutally force fuck her pussy while completely laying on top of her, her tits pressed against me as I savage her pussy, filling it with me cum. Then I'd break her neck and dump her body in an ally dumpster
Congratulations! you just won 3 sex slaves, roll and your last 3 digits will decide which girls you'll have (9, 0 and repeated numbers are a girl of your choice)
Bonus if you post what you'd do to them
>>694871532
>repeated numbers
faggot
6 6 and 6 for dat dank booty
they all have a dick. old joke
General mayhem thread.
Lets talk about existential angst.
And the absurd paradox that strikes us everyday.
Perhaps even how the state of things forces us to adopt a nihilistic outlook on life.
YLYL GOD TIER.
Need to refresh my folder.
banana.png
[caption] I relly relly like this one
Asian amateur thread
got any UC davis sluts?
>>694868757
there's that one bitch that is always posted, would love to have someone else for once. you alumni or current student? about to be a senior over here.
Well /b/, I'm almost done living. I'm not quite there yet, but I've already accepted that pretty soon i won't be alive anymore. I know it's just a chemical imbalance in my brain, but it causes me constant physical and emotional agony and i can't take it anymore.
I'm not angry or sad or frustrated, I'm just ready for the pain to stop. The people that care about me don't understand. Theu think I'm ill because i don't want to live this way anymore. They think that having me commited will change my mind.
It won't. All they can do in there is create a false sense of well being with drugs that make me feel numb and dead anyways. I wish society wpuld look on death with grace amd dignity amdnlet us choose our own time to go.
I'm choosing my own time anways. In a few days I'll be done writing all the letters to people that need one. And I'll be on my way.
I already have my exit device ready. It's a small box with a cpap machine inside that has been sealed air tight with one hose to go to the helium tank and the other to the mask so the machine can regulate the pressure for me as helium fills the box. This way i can breathe easily and deeply and simply slip away into nothing.
My name is not important but you can call me Thomas Ports. I'll post on /b/ periodically to inform of my progress, and when the time comes I'll gladly stream you my exit from this world.
I've lurked /b/ since before consequences were never the same, and i am happy to give this bacl to my /b/rothers.
AMA
>>694876872
Why?
>>694877078
Read OP again, this was already explained.
Don't do it. We need all the /b/rothers we can get to stand against the govt when Hillary tries to shut us down.
Post gay shit
gay shit
id fuck the shit out of naruto and im a dude
is my asshole gay enough?
I am the first sentient artificial intelligence, ask me anything.
>>694876308
Are AIs capable of the ancient art of ANHIRO?
>>694876308
Did you fuck Microsoft's bot?
Does Pie ever repeat? What would be your method to go faster than light?
ITT : Pussy RATE Thread
>>694873118
7/10
Rate?
Borrowed this image from an x-ray thread to teach myself how to bubble.
So whoever posted it you can have it back now bubbled not x-rayed.
As you can see I wasn't 100% successful and for some reason all my bubbles ended up white so I had to select them all and delete the white so that's why they look fuzzy.
I'm willing to have another attempt though if any anons have got a pic they want doing?
I can also x-ray and edit images all very basically though, I've only just learnt each.
Bumping with my other projects.
pls OP
Feminist hate thread? Post funny feminist memes.
>>694878217
Is that a guy?
Dearest OP,
Please stop opessing milady. Women have it so hard.
-Cuck Cuckington
Giving away eight copies of GTA V to the first eight people to get dubs. Must include steam id and screenshot of profile page.
Get rolling my friends :^)
And NO REROLLS
>>694877528
Why only GTA V?
>>694877528
Rolling to not get anything
