ITT: You post Pictures that you find interesting/beautiful/cool.
I'll start with some Pixelart
>>695111556
That is pretty cool, friend.
>>695111905
Thank you,friend. Have another one
Autistic shit you did when you were younger
>be me about a year-ish ago
>16, close to turning 17
>have average looking gf, she's 17 and about to turn 18
>we decide we want to have sex on our 5 month anniversary, teenager shit whatever
>refuses to have sex without a condom, even though she's been on the pill for almost a month
>fine
>friend is staying with me during the summer, hatch master plan
>ask if he's hungry
>sure
>walk down to taco bell at 1:30 am, they're closed, missed it by 30 minutes
>7/11 is next door and open
>walk inside, grab gummy worms, beef jerky, and small box of condoms
>bro asks what's up and i tell him to follow my lead
>at the counter i place everything down trying to look confident
>condoms fall off
>pick them up while making eye contact with the guy at the register the whole time
>as he's ringing the shit up, grab friend's hand
>kiss his cheek and slowly sing im yours by jason mraz
>thought being gay would make this less awkward
>friend is dead silent, frozen in fear as i face fuck him with my lips
>saudi arabian cashier doesn't tolerate homosexuality, starts screaming
>think brightest thing to do is to convince cashier we arent faking for whatever reason in case he thought we were
>tongue fuck my friends mouth
>he freaks out and throws up a little
>cashier called the cops
>they show up, we have vomit on each other and it's pass curfew, cashier is raging still
>cops took us home and told my mother what happened
>mom still thinks im a closet gay
Lurking intensifies
got another one if anyone is interested
>be me
>about 12, not sure
>little brother's birthday
>lots of people there, slip n slide, all the good shit
>cake time comes
>older cousin thinks its a cool idea to smother me with cake
>absolutely covered in cake
>have trunks on due to slip n slide so I go take a shower
>get boner bc raging teen hormones or w/e
>start jacking it in shower, door is unlocked bc it was one of those weird bathrooms with a smooth handle
>been in there a while, girl i had a crush on comes up to check on me
>whips open the shower curtain, sheer horror on her face
>coolguymode.jpeg
>just watched american pie 2 days ago
>look her dead in the eye and say "wanna, give me a hand?"
>she starts fucking screaming and telling everyone there
>party is cut short, people go home and my mom has a talk with me
>grounded for 3 months
>girl and her family no longer speak to us
I have a couple more if anyone is lurking
>>695089825
If thats true OP your a retarded genius
its time!
I'll have to start. Should I pull an all nighter to finish work?
Will we get back together
will i get laid tomorrow?
>if not, will i fap to gay porn tonight?
Deutschland Faden
Fragen stellt ihr!
>Brauchen wir mal wieder einen kleinen Hitler?
>Würdet ihr eure Schwester ficken?
>Sollten wir einen erneuten Genozid in Deutschland veranstalten?
>War der Putsch in der Türkei ein False Flag um Erdogan zu stärken?
>>695111987
>Brauchen wir mal wieder einen kleinen Hitler?
In 10-15 Jahren ja, im Moment für eine Frauke reichen
>Würdet ihr eure Schwester ficken?
Einzelkind
>Sollten wir einen erneuten Genozid in Deutschland veranstalten?
Der alte läuft doch noch:^)
>War der Putsch in der Türkei ein False Flag um Erdogan zu stärken?
Möglich. Finde es merkwürdig das er sein Hotel gerade verlassen hat, alles das Militär es bombardiert und gestürmt hat
Celeb thread
gae/fur BUT ALSO Gossip
Ok
>>695105176
you seem to be posting images with no pants
>>695105520
it is easier to justify when you spend more than four or five hours a day on games
>>695105717
the ass is phat
also if you were going for insulting most people would consider that a compliment, especially here
hey /b/, femanon here ;D
I'm just reminding all of the guys here that the average woman including me have difficulty cumming when we're fucking. And I strongly believe it's because the average sized penis is just too skinny and short to viably fill up an average girl's vagina. You guys should be educated to know that the vagina elongates up to 8 inches when we're horny, and there are plenty of nerve endings too deep in the vagina, not just at the opening, I hate it when average guys keep talking for us and saying that there is no feeling in the back of the vagina.
So please average boys, do us average girls a favor and just learn how to make us cum by using your tongue and fingers, because that skinny little dick which like 90 percent of you have is just too small for us.
So please fuck off, we like talking about big dicks for a reason, it's because we like cumming! ;)
>>695111589
dat fake
boi
>>695111589
Enjoy niggers, cumdumpster
Dubs decide what I message her.
Will deliver
Suck my tooth
>>695108085
Ayyeee baby you look sexy as hell. I bet you have a banging body too!
post all ur fap roll shit, cmon cunts, swallow ur fucking cum then spit it out shove ut up ur pooper, then post it on fb or summit u smalldicked fuckers
>>695101169
reroll
>>695101337
rereroll
>>695101499
Reoll
Reaction thread
Fat ass thread
post your best photos of the nicest, fattest asses
moar of her
>>695101039
shopped
you guys are fucking pathetic
>>695101039
this shit is photoshoped
Anyone wanna see her naked?
Sure
>>695109735
yes
CONTINUED CHOCOLATE TIME
3 DECIDES
>>695113462
333333333
3
YLYL Only things you've lost to edition
Which antidepressants does /b/ take?
Anti anxiety - Buspar.
Effexor XR
>>695108895
Me too fam, also cymbalta
