Waifu claiming thread.
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>>695036931
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>695048874
Guessed right!
And morning to you too.
10/10 bake,
>>695048905
Claiming them both agian.
AND NOONE WILL STOP ME.
Post Tinder cringe
Pic related OC
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
I'd take a dump on her.
ITT shit you believed as a kid
>you can't sleep with your socks on because it will start a fire
>capture the flag is a real military practice
>babies are born by rupturing through the abdomen
>girls have two penises
>school is military training and you're sent off to war after you graduate
>>695051366
>lift feet over traintracks
>hold breath past graveyard
>don't talk under a ladder
>black cats are evil
my mother was superstitious. I'm just starting to let my feet touch the floor over traintracks, and I'm 20
>animals don't have genitals
>both man and woman have penises
>baby automatically appears when you marry
> Cheeky boogieman
> the toothfairies from hellboy
> Imaginary friend <3
> nemo
> shrek
> ..every movie character
> you have to drink the throf of drinks before it settles, otherwise BAD LUCK
> sucking ur thumb gives u a cold
> crocodiles in the couch (idek)
> the lock ness monstor lived in the foam pit at go bananas
> AND THE LIST GOES ON
i was rly gullible
ITT: tells us what grinds your gears.
I fucking hate when people say "You'll get married one day!" Or "it'll happen naturally, just let it happen". It's such bullshit. Maybe it works that way for people who date around and eventually catch feelings, but I don't do any of that shit. And I rarely see girls, so how the fuck can it happen? People are fucking retarded. I tell people I never want to get married and they always say "you say that now, wait until you meet the one". So fucking stupid
What a cuck
>>695049644
turkish people
This shitty meme
Drawthread
Faggots.
/r/ loli butts
/r/ faggot butts
Pokemon GO tbh.
>>695039512
Don't play it.
is Onix rare?
found a spawning point near my house
also, what's the respawn timer on spawnpoints?
What is your biggest current problem anon? Are you hopeless?
>>695049593
im lazy with no motivation
>>695049593
alcohol problem
>>695049593
There's a myriad of problems with me, the biggest of which is I do everything in my power to stay miserable. I will purposely fuck myself over in every aspect of life, but not so much so that I commit suicide over it.
I deliberately avoid people, and will even hurt anyone who dares to try and help me.
I'd say I'm pretty damn hopeless cos everyone believes so hard that you have to be the one to fix yourself. And seeming as I am the one destroying mtself with zero intention of changing, well you get the idea.
moms
New YLYL thread, any keks permitted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqrpklPi1Dc
>>695051212
DONT READ OP'S IMAGE IT'S THE MOM THING
is a muffing top a boner kill?
seriously? is bad
>muffing
>>695050629
>>695050118
If it was a bit more proportionate it would've been fine. Lose like 4kg and you're hot as fuck.
Can we get a cuck thread going post a pic of your gf/wife other anons say what they would do to them.
Fyck off fag
>>695047587
shit directly in this whores mouth
>>695047587
put her on a low carb diet, demand lots of cardio and a quick trip to the plastic surgeon for a tummy tuck and boob lift
s/fur
cox is a fag and i wanna fuck him
>>695048311
Whatever you want to do I guess. I'm not good at suggestions.
What are you going to get next?
>>695048411
We all do.
Daisy wants you to have girlfriend who loves you anon.
Reply to this thread with "Please bless me Daisy" and within a month, you will get a good girlfriend.
Don't do this if you're not single, this will bring forth an outside woman and Daisy will be very upset with you.
Please bless me Daisy
>>695048162
Please bless me Daisy
I'd rather get Daisy as a girlfriend
Please bless me daisy.
Its happening again.
at least 2 officers dead in Baton Rouge
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/baton-rouge-shot-gunman-large-article-1.2714761
>>695046729
active shooting
gunman is still loose in a Mall.
>>695046729
who is the shooter?
a black male?
a muslim?
or a black muslim?
>>695046931
You already know
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