HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
BC SF HDD DC jjhgfvhhjfdfdcbjgggfsadx
>>695114135
>not a jew
>>695114387
>still not a jew
twitch/tayloralaska
No cucks allowed
100% girl edition
Is this dude going to get triggered and stop the stream again?
obvious man is obvious
>>695109155
What happened to make them stop before?
s/fur
>>695114793
s/fur? Yes sir!
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
![MW-BX616_pfcock_MG_20140326172443[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zkondaR.jpg "MW-BX616 pfcock MG 20140326172443[2]")
What is /b/'s alcoholic drink of choice?
high abv craft beer
bourbon and coke
vodka straight from the bottle
>>695111777
DOUBLE TRIPS
>>695111010
isoprophyl rubbing
No cock rate thread?
mfw short ;_;
who cares
h/fur
New secrets thread
Post your secret
Mine:
I've posted this before but shit is escalating now.
I'm in love with my 14 yo sister-in-law. I let her know and she reciprocated. She is planning an elaborate plan to sneak out for the day to meet up with me. I'll probably take her to Santa Monica Pier or some shit. She wants me to take her virginity. I'm in my late 20's and have been with my wife since we were 14. I'm torn about what to do because my in-law is everything my wife isn't. My wife has let herself go, only interested in herself, I probably wouldn't be getting laid if it wasn't for the fact that she probably only stays with me for my cock and money. If it wasn't for my kids I'd already have sex with my in-law. I know I should let go of the past but fuck it feels like I'm being given a second chance, if I only wait until she's a bit older then we'll be in the clear but by then I may lose her. I'm fucking lost and confused right now
"I am in love with you. I'm not looking to just fuck her or get nudes. I genuinely am in love with you." <--- Basically what I said to her. We've always hung out, played vidya, and since her father isn't around I basically took care of her. One day I realized that I have feelings for her. After I told her, she lit up and hugged me. She said she always saw me as more than a dad and she was confused but over the years she realized it was an attraction. She told me how she fantasized about being with me.
>>695105721
thank fuck you kept this going bro, im the good guy btw
I only shit with my pants and boxers completely off and with the seat cover up. I don't know why but I just feel way more comfortable with it like that.
>>695106047
>>695105721
Was about to send this before the thread died:
>>695104124
Your story interesting as fuck bro i wanna know what ends up happening but i guess ill never know. Don't do stupid shit tho, but you gotta do what you gotta do, just dont get caught. gl
STOP!
There have been reports of illegal dubs and trips in the area. Show me your singles and you're free to go.
din do nuffin
Scuse me?
#DubsLivesMatter
drawthread
>>695107402
the real question is, what dont I do
>>695107594
same as it ever was
>>695108645
fool, i am satan himself at the least
but i'd like to think of myself more of a... ghost? from space? yeah lets roll with that.
>>695110317
you too
>>695110349
heya
i'm doing alright. i drove for 3 hours today and i feel kinda weird. i might take a nap. you?
>>695110823
not much, which is why i'm here :^)
what about you anon
>>695112144
i'm alright, just came back from taking care of my grandma
I'm on a vacation, sharing a bed with my sister. We're about to go to bed.
Dubs decides what I do.
>>695114308
set an alarm for a reasonable hour. Sleep soundly.
That thing is rather ugly. Fuck her anyway
Post all you got from her. First nudes
Relaxing on the roof with some bud and nice weather. Come join me. General Weed thread
Wow what is that?
>>695110643
a meme
>>695110643
It's a magic flight launch box
kik sloots thread?
dejaXlj
Jackydidnineeleven
Alicemast
Post whatever the fuck you want, i dont give a shit, i need a good laugh right now
Get well soon b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGv1D-SQ0B0
Anyone else feel bad for these cops? I fucking don't. It's about time the people took matters into their own hands
>>695113827
How's the 8th grade?
>>695113827
>Nigger Alert
>>695113827
on a scale of 1 to the niggest, how fucking nigger are you?
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>695111511
Checked and keked.
