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No cock rate thread?
mfw short ;_;
who cares
Rate my cock
>>695101092
6/10
Rate me?
>>695102673
8/10
>>695101860
how about me?
>>695101092
7/10
>>695101860
3/10
>>695101981
3/10
>>695102434
6/10
>>695102673
4/10
>>695103008
8/10
>>695103095
6/10
>>695103548
You rated me twice. Once 3/10 and another time 6/10. both
>>695101860
and
>>695103095
are me
>>695101981
Your cock is disgusting.
>>695102434
Terrible.
>>695103851
we can't really rate dicks here only dick pics so what can i say? the second one was just better
>>695102673
Jesus, it's like a sad, sad man trying to be something better, but seconds from blowing his head off with a shotgun. 0/10
>>695104469
ah ok
>>695104544
Dubs always speaks truth.
>>695103008
When I see your cock, I'm reminded of a furry convention; depressed and disgusted. Put it back.
>>695102673
I need it
>>695103095
If laughter and happiness had an antithesis, it would be your cock. Stop pulling it out: it's a terrible example of dicks.
>>695103548
also me
>>695104977
dubs always speaks truth ;_;... guess i am bottom.. no homo
>>695103549
The most pathetic of all examples. Seriously, if I had your dick I would cover it with cement and never show its form to the wold; much like The Man in the Iron Mask.
>>695105218
man you are on fire with these roasts
>>695104299
No amount of emojies and sparkles can make your cock look half-way decent. You have what men call a patheticock - and I doubt you need a definition.
Rate?
>>695105489
Cum tribute?
>>695105489
You place your penis on the tablet like someone dipping a limp, rotten sausage on a stamp to make it look stronger than it is.
No; no one is falling for your tactics. I dub thee saddick. May god have mercy on your waste of flesh, more-so than your obviously blind significant other does.
>>695105659
When I see your penis I can't help but think of a captured sardine. Sad and in no way capable of actually satisfying a normal human being.
Don't rate. Just enjoy.
>>695106485
wtf, are your balls over your dick
>>695106110
Mmm nice
>>695106593
The fuck? You're supposed to be good at roasting and you give me that weak sauce? Give it a roasting worthy of a faggot, you autistic pussy.
this is a dick RATE thread people get to it
>>695106700
I need that in my mouth
>>695106485
Friend, your cock really shouldn't be so proud. It's pathetic in its exuberance. Like a small, 16 year old solder hoping to go to war but you know it'll dump it's shorts and get shot in the head by the enemy.
Cum trbute this
>>695106924
My cock observation was sound, oh he-of-pathetic-cockness. If you have a complaint, jam a sowing needle in your urethra, swizzle it around, and blame your father for his withered cock DNA.
cant get it fully hard right now, mostly due to being castrated, but there you go
>>695106322
pls cum tribute this girl also for me
>>695108729
No, you can't get it hard because you're a pathetic human being with a nub for a cock.
If my options were to die or have your clown penis, I would gladly take a slow death; the slowest death. The kind of death you find after Chernobyl.
That's how awful your cock is.
>>695109161
im a trap its not like i use my penis for stuff
>>695109267
So what if you're a trap? You asked for a dick rate and I'm rating your depressed excuse for a cock.
Celebrate your below-mediocrity on Reddit and stop giving excuses, asshole.
>>695109267
do you prefer men with huge cocks, or just big cocks?
>>695109634
huge, my boyfriend makes my butt bleed every now and then
>>695109763
huge, i assume, means 10-11'' long and/or 6.5-7'' in girth. how close am i?
>>695110460
stop on
>>695109254
"Progress?"
No, that's sadness.
Your penis is a ridiculous farce - the clown prince of penises.
If you had any balls, you would get dressed in an overcoat, fill the pockets with heavy stones, and walk into the ocean; humanity shouldn't witness the joke that your penis truly is.
That's right - Virginia Wolf yourself. You're practically a chick anyway.
rate my benis
>>695111227
First off, get that melanoma checked on your wrist - it's disgusting.
Second, your penis is the saddest of all penises - the Greek tragedy of cocks. When I look at your sallow, pathetic excuse of a penis, it makes a tear slowly roll down my cheek. I really feel more sorry for your cock than all of the native Americans one the trail of tears; and I'm 100% Cherokee.
r8?
>>695111942
This is now my favourite rate. Thanks anon.
finally took a new photo.
8.75 x 5.5
I have big hands and in general just a big person.
I think I have a pretty big dick, but even still wish it was bigger, even though 8/10 girls i've fucked, it took a lot of easing in before we could actually go at it.
The internet ruined me.
>>695112314
Thanks, anon. Taking off - hope all y'all penis rates are as funny.
requesting more where it just shows the cock no hand or body.
>>695112609
mine is 6.75 and 5.6 or 5.7 around. wish mine was 8inches no bigger.
Rate both
>>695113064
top 7.5/10
bot 0/10 cages not my thing
would like to see more of the top with balls in pic
>>695112609
there's no way this is nearly 9"
>>695112981
Seriously you have the perfect length.
I've been fucking my girlfriend for 6 months now, If I don't loosen her up first she can't fuck me.
I miss my ex who loved my cock, goes to show woman want what the individually desire, I've been told to stop, were done twice because I was too big, and I've had it where I feel like I wasn't getting her off at all because some guy with a 10 inch cock probably bored her out.
Just gotta find the one's that want what you got.
>>695101092
>>695101860
>>695101981
>>695102001
>>695102434
>0
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
come share your cock on b cock general.
>>695113438
I have big hands.
I will say im pressing against my pelvis but I'm not smashing my hand into it.
One of my hands is roughly 4 inches.
Pic related, compare how much dick i have left to cover.
>>695113456
i'm 7-7 1/2"
girth 5"
i've had problems going balls deep in a few women. also had them say ouch and i was going rough.
i have to actually train some females on how to take cock.
>>695113979
Having a big dick doesn't mean shit.
7 is damn big for most girls.
I know my (ex) friend Richard fucked my ex after we broke up, he's got a slightly bigger dick or equal to mine apparently. When me and my ex fucked again after that for some random make up sex, she couldn't stop telling me how much better I feel.
No shit, I've been fucking her for 2 years, he's just a one night stand.
Not to say he couldn't come up to me, but it shows that if you're good at sex you're good at sex. You can have a big dick and suck at fucking.
Not gonna lie its pretty nice though when they finally are able to hop on you and ride the shit out of you.
>>695113975
it's still long but no where near 8. I wouldn't even want a dick that long I have enough trouble keeping my 7 incher hard
r8 me
>>695113438
>>695113975
also, 6'2 - 240 lbs.
>>695114622
What ever you'd like to believe.
I have an 8in long dildo that I'm bigger than.
But I'll give you that, I have to be REALLY horny or have fucked atleast once or twice in that same day to have my cock at 100%.
>>695113975
That photo doesn't really say much. I'm not going to ask you to prove it because that never goes well in these threads, but I seriously doubt if you measure it correctly you'd be anything bigger than 8" and you probably know this in your heart of hearts
>>695114943
in meant to say 9
>>695114480
wasn't trying to come off as if it did mean shit. i did say i had problems and thus sex has changed over years. wouldn't mind a slightly thinner and shorter dick, though. being able to slam balls deep pretty much every girl.
insecure about the size of mine :(
>>695101092
Aka You just came out of the closet thread
rate
Rate
>>695117364
6/10
>>695117511
7/10
>>695117619
8/10
>>695117739
7/10
that red looks nice
>>695118131
8.5/10
Rate
>>695116999
Well here goes nothing
>>695116202
>>695118477
rate me pls?
checkd
can anyone cum tribute this please?
rate me
>>695119347
Would be better if cut
Rate pls
>>695119249
>doesn't rate
>wants to be rated
>>695118854
6/10
>>695119203
5.5/10
>>695119347
alien/10
>>695119569
7/10
>>695119835
Harsh bro
>>695119835
Fine, I will rate. Not to good at them.
8/10
your turn :D
Rate me plss
>>695114754
10/10
hit me up on snapchat: a1oud
>>695120121
7/10
>>695120579
8.5/10 if shaved, would frot with
>>695120925
8/10, looks like the foreskin is choking you out
>>695121006
7/10
>>695116232
4/10
>>695116043
6/10
>>695111227
9/10
rate ?
>>695121611
6.5/10
>>695121776
image searched
rate?
>>695122359
heres another ;)
>>695122359
8/10, rate me?
>>695101860
>>695103095
>>695116202
Rate
Snapchat- jamesweaver2202 for rates
>>695101092
clean your toilet op scum. fuuuuckkk!!!!
snap ssantos6299
all are welcumed
Why not?
Innocent roaches were burned because of you...
R8?
>>695101092
you call it a "cock rate" thread
I call it a Great Cock thread
>>695125731
>what did he mean by this?
