s/fur
Early morn. How is everyone?
>>695034386
That was extremely fast
ITT post last picture you took
naah sorry gf wouldn't allow that.
see that long stretched thing on the screen? glitched zombie head.
>>695036154
I can't I'll get v&
tell us about that secret affair you are having and never told anyone about. coworkers, family, cheating, etc. bonues for greentext. extra bonus for pic/vid
>>695031251
My father was a tailor and I used to steal all those little plastic clips that held fabric together.
>>695031251
im fucking my sister in law
>>695031741
How did it happen?
...
>my mother
>my sister
>my grandmother
>>695022541
i'm so not sure
Welcome to another game of Marry, Fuck or Kill! I'm your host, Anon! Step up and make your choices wisely!
marry fuck kill
couldn't be easier
>>695029407
Yep
Left to right:
Marry. She's a qt <3
Fuck. She looks like she can take a good dickin'.
Kill the retarded looking one on the right
Big ass thread
>>695033509
Because there's 18 of them?
>>695033660
Well at least over half a dozen of them!
>>695033716
no one else shares my interest ?
>>695033976
Fat
Made a guy go full beta in front of his gf
>I have a policy of not moving over for people who are walking towards me.
>Almost every time people have moved away at the last moment to avoid a shoulder check.
>A few times there's been shoulder checks and words exchanged but it ends at that.
>Was at the mall today and this skinnyfat guy and his gf were walking towards me.
>He didn't move so we shoulder checked.
>I kept going but he blurts out like he's some tough guy if I "got a problem".
>So I respond no unless he wants there to be a problem.
>He says let's take it outside.
>I pull aside my jacket to reveal my CCW and ask if there's still a problem.
>His gf starts tugging at him to leave and telling him "It's not worth it, lets just go."
>As he's betaing out and walking away I keep trash talking him with stuff like "You still wanna go outside tough guy?", "You wimping out in front of you gf?" etc, etc.
>Loled hard and went my on.
>>695030793
2/10 story
i smiled
You're an autistic internet warrior vagina.
>>695030793
yawn
Pee porn thread
>>695030311
classic 1
whcih ass would you fuck?
>>695030948
1, 3, 4, 2
in that order.
>>695030948
none, I'm more into pic
2,3,4,1 easy
MFM threesome thread!! Been talking the wife up to do something like this and i want to hear other peoples experience of it, if you shared your gf or wife or if you want to etc.
In most of the cases it either makes the relationship go colder over time or just breaks it up.
It's fun though.
>>695029450
Moot?
>>695029450
It's a HUGE fantasy of mine, but never acted on it because EVERY story i've read, if you do this with your girlfriend or wife... 9 times out of 10, the relationship dies out.
I "accidentally" sent a picture of my dick to this hot muslim chick. Obviously I fucked up, but is it recoverable?
You're a faggot and kebabs must die.
>>695030372
But she hot tho
>>695030229
I want to know more about this download.
Rate my new haircut.
Gals laugh at me. I feel weird and am gonna shave it off. It cost me $30 though.
>>695029682
Wrong type of head for that hairdo, think before you cut nigga
>>695029682
It is excessively stupid, especially on your round ass baby face
it needs to be a bun, u fag
with the ponytail you look like anakin or some shit
The police just arrested me for smoking weed. What should I do?
>>695032567
lol 420 blaze it faggot
>>695032567
Keep your mouth shut.
Deutscher Fotzen Faden
>Fragen stellt ihr (deshalb sind die auch immer so behindert)
Reportiere ein.
Wieso ist noch nichts los? Zu früh?
Und kann mal jemand Fragen stellen?
>>695028412
>>695028740
bist 1 hurensohn OP
