Asian girls thread
>>690035899
These threads are how I developed my Asian fetish
took 3 seeds of nutmeg and am feeling dizzy and cotton mouth, when do i haluninate?
Thanks Mr. Penis
"Thanks Mr.Penis"
>>690041584
"Thanks Mr.Penis"
Cont. reaction memes
Last one hit image cap
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>690040248
Thanks for the thread, Shiro!
Claimed.
>>690040039
Thank you. Baked potatoes.
>>690040248
U fokin wot m8?
dumping my food in wallet folder
>>690031963
This will never catch on. Stop this nonsense, OP.
facebook fap thread
aussie girls
any interest?
Best metal albums of all time thread!
EOD
no trol
>>690041114
I prefer Number of the Beast
OH SHIT ITS THE COPS.
QUICK GIVE THEM YOUR COOL FACE
deutsch freitag morgen faden
Ein Freitag am Morgen vertreibt Kummer und Sorgen!
1. Was ist eure erste Handlung nach dem Aufwachen?
2. Was ist eure letzte Handlung vorm Einschlafen?
3. Schlafen auf/in Bett, Boden, Sofa, Hängematte, Schreibtischstuhl?
4. Was habt ihr beim Schlafen an?
5. Eßt ihr im Bett?
6. Was wird gefrühstückt?
sers
>>690039629
nice, es gibt keinen faden ohne beteiligung. DAS ist deutsche Disziplin!
1. Was ist eure erste Handlung nach dem Aufwachen?
>Urinieren
2. Was ist eure letzte Handlung vorm Einschlafen?
>Urinieren
3. Schlafen auf/in Bett, Boden, Sofa, Hängematte, Schreibtischstuhl?
> Bett natürlich
4. Was habt ihr beim Schlafen an?
>T-Shirt
5. Eßt ihr im Bett?
> Kommt vor ab und zu
6. Was wird gefrühstückt?
>Müsli. Haferflocken mit Banane und Chia-Samen
Only 10/10 feet. No socks allowed.
Stop trying to get /b/ to fucking jerk you off, you creepy ass foot fetish fuck
ITT: Phrases your unlikely to hear.
>we need a team of women to go to space.
OP isn't a faggot
Look at that black guy with his kid
>Tyrone you have the coolest dad ever
Fuck this cat tower!
>>690038599
Is this the free cat tower that you got?
>>690038752
It is.
I have to pull it apart again. Instructions are silly.
>>690038599
I cried a little. Thanks OP.
Has anyone on /b/ ever fucked a celeb? What happened?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I hope everybody remembers.
I almost fucked this German telenovela starlet.
She's not really a celebrity, but I fucked Katie Melua when we were 16/17.
That's before she became semi famous so doesn't really count
>>690016044
/b/ro writing this story, finish it here!
>clap my hand over her mouth and let it run down her neck, start sucking on her collar bone.
>She's grabbing my dick through my shorts and I am raging so hard I can feel my pulse thundering in my chest... I can FEEL my cock actually throbbing like it's my whole body
>I'm going to hell and I don't care
>I put my hand in her shorts and grab her ass and the shorts start to fall down, and she's fumbling with my zipper but she has no idea what she's doing, so we fumble away for another 30 seconds before she even gets my dick out
>her shorts are around her ankles and I'm still grabbing her tits under her shirt in the dark, pressed up against a cabin where her parents are sleeping
>I feel between her legs and there's a soft whispy patch of hair, she hasn't started shaving yet.
>Her mount is flushed and so hot it feels like its on fire. My shorts drop down to the floor and I cup her right thigh and spread her leg to the side, kneel slightly and start rubbing my dick against her pussy as she wraps her arms around my neck
>struggling to get a good angle I try to lift her up slightly,the tip of my rock hard dick dick struggling to find a way to penetrate that tight tight little hole
>she stand on on leg and I bend the other one up and put pressure on her little box and she's panting right in my ear
>I hear her shudder and let out a barely audible moan as I feel her little hole suddenly give way and the tip of my dick pops about an inch inside her
>She squeezes against me and I start to push into her unbelievably tight hot tube
> *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*
> WTFSHIT she squeaks loudly and I slam my hand over her mouth and we just freeze
>her drunk father is stumbling around inside the cabin, the light on the bathroom window next to us flips on and we hear him pissing. I've still got my cock half inside her and we stay like statues for the next 45 seconds
>He flushes and lumbers off through the cabin again
I don't really know why this happens. I think economic conditions that certain yesteryear artistic what were put many people of heightened under an intensely situation, sexual all same senses, especially , were stressful , in especially the way a that experiences teenager adolescent that what were whereby emotions, especially ones the incredibly , more ?
>>690040924
>>690040836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-267UjyVmM
Part 1
>Be me, 19, home from college for labor day at friend's lake cabin
>They share cabin with parents of the biggest slut from my HS, now a senior, had no less than 20 cocks in her by the time she was a sophomore
>I never even talked to her in HS, didn't like her crowd of friends. She honestly had a painfully cute 'innoceent' face that I never really noticed at the time because I knew what she was like and thought she was gross slut
>But hanging out at the lake just me, my friend, her, and her little sister, we end up having to talk
>WTF she's actually not a horrible person, decently intelligent, just daddy issues, we get along
>Take my jeep to store for 'supplies', some flirting going on, I couldn't believe she had any interest in me. Her little sister is in back seat, notices.
>Get back to cabin, I go out to the car for some bags, come back in.
>Walk in door.. I instantly feel like a bad dirty pervert, 14 yo has taken opportunity to ditch baggy t-shirt and is in silk bikini top and jean shorts lounging in chair, WTF shit what an obscene banging body, tits and curves with that have NO FUCKING business on a 14yo I feel face flushed and such guilt for even looking but god damn I can't tear my eyes away, she's even cuter than her big sis
>Still standing there, big sis comes in and playfully smacks me on the ass and asks if I'm ready to get down to the boat.
quads do what i do to my wrist will deliver
>>690043351
Clean that shit of your arm and go to bed
Give your forearm a nice massage and have a nice night's sleep
>>690043547
get quads faggot
