What are some porn stars that are tiny and petite?
Alright wise guy, the reason I've pulled you over is your rear dub indicators aren't working. Either you can prove to me your vehicle is capable of displaying dubs or i'll slap a defect singles notice on it.
Fuck that
Am I free to go?
>>689986271
fuck da police
Why fuck am I still shaking like a leaf after 21 days into alcohol withdrawal? Shits poison.
>>689974064
how much and often did you drink?
slowly decrease, over time, how much alcohol you consume
cold turkey with alcohol can cause brain damage among other problems
slow and steady on the decreased consumption and you will emerge a champion
Everyday, up to a 5th plus a shit load of Xanax.
post the most boner-inducing thing you got
>>689981317
Source?
ITT: /b/ plays pokemon red
Rules: Dubs Decide The next move
To start out, dubs decide what we name our character.
>>689981091
faggot
Nignog
>>689981091
Chad
Let's play the badly describe a movie and others try to guess it game...
>mom is kill
>go on long ass adventure with friends
>obsessed with leaves
>>689987009
No clue, but I've got one
>little kid finds a toy
>toy is evil
>but actually not
>retard government man fucks up
>????
>Everyone is safe
Start with a less obscure movie
>>689987211
Small soldiers
First anon to guess the last number in their post becomes King/Queen of /b/
Anyone who rolls dubs becomes their knight
Singles are peasants
Go
>7
0
>>689983403
reroll 9
4
New cock in mouth thread.
>>689984745
No gay shit this time.
>>689984973
fuck you
Cringe thread. Fedora edition.
YLYL Thread
you used to post me in your laugh threads, late night when your all alone.
I know when that thread pops up, you can only post one thing.
Would any of you racist fags fuck herr?
Be honest or forever stay a virgin fuck nigger
>>689976793
No. I have a human girlfriend that doesn't have AIDs. We fuck every night.
i would
>>689977017
>Implying black people don`t have %99.9 same dna as the rest of us
H/fur
How is everyone?
I love herm cock
>>689982996
Feeling slutty, as usual!
Hey /b/, is there another person who could even rival Bob Ross in being so flawless?
did he actually say that??
>>689977304
Yep. ;-;
>>689977304
Shut the fuck up and worship the happy little trees.
If you were gonna shoot up a school how would you go about doing it?
Weapon:
Plan:
Song you would listen to:
INB4 getting V&
>have an accomplice.jpg
>get on a residential rooftop across from the school
>set bipod of assault rifle on peak of roof
>accomplice pulls fire alarm (ideally a paid stooge)
>entire school gathers in lines in front of building, waiting for fire dept
>open fire
>>689975577
That's not godawful. If you were far away enough and hobo'd together a suppressor or something there is a chance you could even get away with it.
>>689976386
haha for sure. if your paid stooge is one of your first targets then theres one less witness
READ!!!
The marines have flamethrowers and fuel to last 900 octillion years, after that its handguns and boots.
The fight takes place on an infinite flat field, obviously not in this universe so no black holes and shit. The marines start in 1 group and the ants come from all directions (by foot) untill 1 team is 100% dead.
No death by hunger, dehydration, old age or disease but the marines still need sleep. No reproduction either.
Which team would win and why?
>>689981481
no matter who wins or loses, the mexican army always wins
>>689981481
An ant vs a marine? Are you retarded?
>>689981481
>not in this universe
With put defining the parameters of this universe, there is no way to answer the question.
No black holes implies no gravity, which implies no way to move at all, which also negates the possibility of any atmosphere, which negates the use of fire as well as being able to breathe.
Therefore neither would win since it would be physically impossible to exist in your poorly defined universe.
