Songs that get stuck in your head while working?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmpU_73CXxU
(Gif unrelated)
>>587850698
Dem titties tho
>>587850698
And;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
>>587850698
www.streambaws.com/cuocoleak
Most disturbing thing youve seen on /b.
haha oh man.
did they even think to understand that those havent invented even yet?
>>587840601
fucked a junkie without a condor
ur post
I just found out that the stuck up Conservative cunt that I work with is secretly doing porn for an online website!
She works with me at a car dealership, selling cars! rofl
Who thinks its time for a special Christmas present to everyone at the dealership?
do it!
yes plz do since conservatives hate sex and porn and cars and candy and puppies
creep thread pls pls
TRIPLES AGAIN GOD DAMN EVERY TIME I MAKE A CREEP THREAD FUCK
Replace a word in a tv show title with "nigger"
Real niggers of orange county
everybody loves raymond...everybody loves nigger
the big bang theory... the big nigger theory
Dog the Nigger Hunter
Mandatory loli bread
Anyone else here an atheist? How do you deal with being significantly smarter than the people around you?
>>587819876
By not thinking I'm better than everyone just because of some label. You do know many of the people that have made huge contributions to science/mathematics weren't atheists right? Goddamnit I know I'm replying to a troll.
>tipping intensifies
Atheist /b/ro here. Those Christians sure are dumb :) I wish I could slay all of them with my katana XD. Except for the lady's of course. Hope I don't get friendzoned again!
Longest webm you got thread
love this one
Ask a high-school teacher anything.
WHY ARE CHURROS SO DELICIOUS?
I have a feeling we could ruin the life of a whore, Shes like 14. Here's the story.
I'm on FB, i get a friends request from this chick, she appears to be about 14. She has EXTREMELY slutty pictures, has a video of her twerking, and it is so terrible that not even a pedo would get a boner.
INB4 Not your personal army, this isnt me making a request, this is me giving us an opportunity.
We gotta find her real account, find her family, show them all of the pictures, and wait for gold.
Her FB is /harleyquinnxoxo
Just go to her profile pic, and scroll through them lol, this is a fucking jackpot day for us.
she's 14. Leave her alone faglet
Pics from her profile
>>587805839
GTFO white knight femanon
Explain why you're on 4chan instead of celebrating Christmas with your family/friends
I literally know nobody apart from my family, who I'm not really that close to.
No one is up yet
>>587793913
becaus i am alone :(
weaboo story time
typed live
ill give you the low down
>be me
>be girl in high school
>be chinese
>be in murico
>average, flat chest, no ass, no assets really
>>587799596
I want to fuck the hell out of you already. You sound perfect, fuck you.
>started 2nd year of high school
>everyone already knows everyone
>teacher comes in and is like hey yo new guy in class
>dont really give a fuck
>he sits next to me
>its some greasy asian kid, probably chinese
>slightly obese
>slimy hair and long sideburns
>fucking whatever
>>587799726
>first few days go by without a hitch
>one day i dont bring my pen for some retarded reason
>so i ask the fucker "hi can i have a pen please"
>he giggles really fucking creepily and smirks
>he gives me the pen and touches my hand whilst doing so
>it felt like he was trying to touch my hand because he felt me up with his fingers before he gave me the pen
>whatthefuck.jpg
Level 1: Begginer
Backstory: Goku caught you banging his wife and now he wants you to fight him for her. Even though you don't care for the slut and didn't intend to stay, you accept his challenge. This is not going to be an easy fight.
GOING FOR THE INSTANTKILL
>>587799062
>begginer
illiterate fuck
also trips get, im out
>>587799222
WOOOOOOOOAH
Dickgirl/Futa on female thread PT2
bamp
More like this
>>587788797
>be me, 15 emo fag long hair
>no female attention for a solid 2 years
>Move to a new neighborhood, nice part of the town
>No one my age around, all little kids oldest being 12 and sisters friend
>Parents throw big friendly neighborhood poker party
>hate the world so play vidya games in my cave
>knock on door
>little sister and her friend want to hang out
>whatever
>comes in and watches stupid mtv with me
>friend is being super flirty, sister notices and is annoyed
>act like i hate it but kinda enjoy the attention
>sister is cool, Issuediverted.jpg
>hour passes and sister falls asleep like a noob on my futon
>just me and friend watching tv
>hear foot steps coming to room
>door opens, girls dad
>sees us watching tv and sister asleep, laughs and goes back down to poker
>was always super protective, (had a good reason to be)
>anon asks to play some stupid slap game
>fuck it, proceed to play and as soon as she looses she lunges at me
>wrestling commences
>starts to actually feel really good, let her dominate me
>anons on top holding my hands to the ground while positioned perfectly ontop of me, boner starts to peak
>she feels it, slowly starts moving around to tease me
>feelsogoodbutsowrong.wtf
>start to slide hands down legs, she lets me get fingertips on perky ass and thats it
>start to hear foot steps
>OHSHITOHSHIT
>lunge to the chairs and as we both are perfectly seated, door opens
>over protective dad checking in again
>harasses us then leaves after 5 minutes
>as soon as door closes, shes back on me
>This time im positioning myself on top, smelling her hair and neck while enjoying rager softly pushing up against her
>sister literally 3 feet away, the thrill alone could make me pop
>get balsy and see how far i can go, start to lift shirt with no hesitation
>decently developed tits starting right at me
>ask her if its okay, she nods
>slowly and gently circle my tongue around her tiny little nipples
>then she says "wait!"
>confused i ask her "Wut??"
Cont?
>>587790255
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587790255
UNDERAGE MODS MODS MODS
>>587790255
Nah fuck your dinosaur nigga.
