weaboo story time
typed live
ill give you the low down
>be me
>be girl in high school
>be chinese
>be in murico
>average, flat chest, no ass, no assets really
>>587799596
I want to fuck the hell out of you already. You sound perfect, fuck you.
>started 2nd year of high school
>everyone already knows everyone
>teacher comes in and is like hey yo new guy in class
>dont really give a fuck
>he sits next to me
>its some greasy asian kid, probably chinese
>slightly obese
>slimy hair and long sideburns
>fucking whatever
>>587799726
>first few days go by without a hitch
>one day i dont bring my pen for some retarded reason
>so i ask the fucker "hi can i have a pen please"
>he giggles really fucking creepily and smirks
>he gives me the pen and touches my hand whilst doing so
>it felt like he was trying to touch my hand because he felt me up with his fingers before he gave me the pen
>whatthefuck.jpg
Level 1: Begginer
Backstory: Goku caught you banging his wife and now he wants you to fight him for her. Even though you don't care for the slut and didn't intend to stay, you accept his challenge. This is not going to be an easy fight.
GOING FOR THE INSTANTKILL
>>587799062
>begginer
illiterate fuck
also trips get, im out
>>587799222
WOOOOOOOOAH
Dickgirl/Futa on female thread PT2
bamp
More like this
>>587788797
>be me, 15 emo fag long hair
>no female attention for a solid 2 years
>Move to a new neighborhood, nice part of the town
>No one my age around, all little kids oldest being 12 and sisters friend
>Parents throw big friendly neighborhood poker party
>hate the world so play vidya games in my cave
>knock on door
>little sister and her friend want to hang out
>whatever
>comes in and watches stupid mtv with me
>friend is being super flirty, sister notices and is annoyed
>act like i hate it but kinda enjoy the attention
>sister is cool, Issuediverted.jpg
>hour passes and sister falls asleep like a noob on my futon
>just me and friend watching tv
>hear foot steps coming to room
>door opens, girls dad
>sees us watching tv and sister asleep, laughs and goes back down to poker
>was always super protective, (had a good reason to be)
>anon asks to play some stupid slap game
>fuck it, proceed to play and as soon as she looses she lunges at me
>wrestling commences
>starts to actually feel really good, let her dominate me
>anons on top holding my hands to the ground while positioned perfectly ontop of me, boner starts to peak
>she feels it, slowly starts moving around to tease me
>feelsogoodbutsowrong.wtf
>start to slide hands down legs, she lets me get fingertips on perky ass and thats it
>start to hear foot steps
>OHSHITOHSHIT
>lunge to the chairs and as we both are perfectly seated, door opens
>over protective dad checking in again
>harasses us then leaves after 5 minutes
>as soon as door closes, shes back on me
>This time im positioning myself on top, smelling her hair and neck while enjoying rager softly pushing up against her
>sister literally 3 feet away, the thrill alone could make me pop
>get balsy and see how far i can go, start to lift shirt with no hesitation
>decently developed tits starting right at me
>ask her if its okay, she nods
>slowly and gently circle my tongue around her tiny little nipples
>then she says "wait!"
>confused i ask her "Wut??"
Cont?
>>587790255
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587790255
UNDERAGE MODS MODS MODS
>>587790255
Nah fuck your dinosaur nigga.
The day Hitler won
I've got a present for you /b/ros
OP is based if he delivers
>>587784087
dw bro i gotchu, first 3 chapters for now
teens now
uhhh...
Keep going
>teens
lets see how much time it last..
New NZ thread
just a little bit of JESUS editon
just a little bit of HER
>>587772218
Wrong HER.
God Save the Queen.
>>587772178
Felt ready to stay up all not. Now feeling super tired.
Don't tell me she isn't among the most beautiful girls ever.
>>587765821
I mean, someone is for sure going to.
>>587765821
if she's the most beautiful girl ever then why did she filter her photo?
>>587765821
Yeah pretty much
watch out
O FUCK
>>587777777
shit
Hello
NZ Thread
Baby Jesus Edition.
>>587749459
What'd everone get for christmas?
Hello, boys!
>>587749731
The gift of talking with you on Christmas.
Anyone else think the Foo Fighters are the worst abortion in music history?
Man do they suck I just don't get it
>>587757448
>only listens to real music like metal and classic rock
Man, songs from 30-40 years before I was born really speak to my soul, guys.
>>587758523
you likely were not alive when dave grohl was the drummer for nirvana.
thats where most of their popularity has come from
Don't post CP
>>587756842
Okay
oki
Make me wanna an hero
Your hair is stupid.
Your phone is stupid.
the only thing gayer than that phone case in that photo is you. go eat an entire bag of dicks and kill yourself.
