Sauce thread? Starting with this. I know there's a set but I can't find
i would love sauce on this one /b/.
ill do my best to help out the thread
>>667877902
Appreciate it anon, bumping with oc
ITT: Loud neighbours revenge ideas.
Full story:
I've been living in the same apartment all my life and I've never had any noise problems with my neighbours. That's until this cafe au lait (old white dude at least 50, probably closer to 60 and black about 35 year old woman) pair moved next door. My guess is she's with him because money reasons or to get the citizenship. They also have 2-3 kids, which she probably brought with her from another father.
Anyway I don't give a shit. The thing's they're too loud, which I wouldn't mind 90% of the time but can't stand on workday nights past 12 pm (my room is right next to their living room). Yesterday they had the TV pretty loud, kids were running, laughing and screaming at 1 am so I took a 1000 pages book and slammed the wall a few times. They didn't stop so I took a broom and hit the wall quite furiously. They then stopped and I went to sleep.
Today I ringed his door to have a talk with him and he pretty much told me he had nothing to talk with me, that he would call the police next time I knocked on the wall and closed the door. I couldn't utter but a few words in my state of disbelief at the scope of his idiocy. I'm guessing he already subconsciously knows he's a failure in life and his last remnants of pride get expressed as unwillingness bow down to sustain an adult, reasonable conversation with his neighbour.
So right now I'm wondering about how to annoy him next time he's noisy. I've thought about playing loud norwegian death metal with the speakers facing the wall, but porn seems more appealing (since he has little kids). A friend suggested celtic bagpipe music, which is a pain in your ears even at a sane volume. I've also found a 12 hour compilation of wwii artillery, gunshots, bombs and death screams.
Unleash your imagination, but beware that it has to be something he can't prove I did.
>celtic bagpipe music
do that!
Those are all good ideas.
I have a family of spics that live next to me, they are stupid loud at all hours.
I got a dog that barks constantly, and loudly. I reward him for barking and often bring him out into the hallway to bark at there door.
Also next time you hear a really loud crash call the cops on them and claim a domestic violence issue. The cops are not aloud to leave a DV call without arresting at least 1 party. Even if no violence took place.
>>667858033
Are you my neet neighbor?
93010
>"I think that you would be way happier if you had full facial surgery anon, you're a very nice guy and you don't deserve to be single"
Some chick I barely know just told me this in class anybody got some similar experiences ?
It's k
Damn. That's rough.
At least someone actually told you this, rather than finding it out on your own the hard way...
>at least she thinks you're nice and that you don't deserve it
>>667847010
No.
How did you respond? Clearly she wants to fuck.
Whoever can source this gets $5 PayPal. Also source thread
>>667846125
looking for sauce too. bumping with milfs
pictures you want fixed, not faked.
here for a whole half hour.
legal nudes only
non-nude welcomed as well.
i dont get it, do you add the shitty noise to the photo AND overexpose it?
>>667839734
its a bit more than that, but it depends on the quality of the photo, shitty photo/shitty result.
>>667839884
nah dog you just don't understand photoshop layer masks
I could do better in paint
Anyone want more?
Her tits are so nice.
So is the ass.
But there seems to be no interest.
Good for you dude
>>667843415
One of these creepy ass threads again.
I always offer PayPal money to people who can legitimately prove it's their cousin/sister.
Shocker, none ever come through.
>>667843415
Great, I think we mostly all love our sisters.
>>667843649
What is your point - because people are in the news for brother-sister, Mother-son, father-daughter relationships with fair enough regularity to indicate it is going on - and these are only the people that are just not clever enough to keep it under wraps.
I have no idea how they get caught - since even most families would be too shy/embarrassed to report their own family members abnormal sex behavior.
bump for interest
Can we get a UK sluts thread going here?
Doncaster checking in
Charlotte
York
ITT: animals stuck in odd places but they don't really seem to mind. I'll start.
>>667832077
thanks for bump, friendo. nice dubs.
>inb4 ongo bongo nignog
girls with meh faces but nice tits
>>667838624
paper bag please
the rarest thread around.
OP delivering thread
ITT we spam dick pics.
Fire away on the user names!
Any takers?
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Sup /b/
I need help. I suffer from retarded ejaculation. I cant cum without mastuebating. My wife and I would like to start a family but I can get her pregnant. How can I explain that I need to jerk off before I can cum. Any help will be appreciated. Also general cum on ass thread.
>>667840004
Tell your wife to tighten up or stop fucking other men so she won't be so loose.
yes, the problem is with your wife. you shouldnt have married her if she can't make you blow your load, dafuq
>>667840004
Just fucking enjoy her trying to make you cum.
if her pussy isnt tight enough to get you off then divorce her because you will never be happy
hi /b/
I'm attracted to amputee girls with only one leg or foot
does someone know such a girl?
post pics, fb
>>667830631
oh, boy! you again
>>667830946
why hello there
chose your fuck toy
>>667838723
fap-fap-fap
if they combine their powers do they become CP??/
Mars for sure. Little chick, great ass.
