Post your literal 10/10
Part 2!
> implying edition
ITT: post your best sexual experience
>be 19, first year of college
>having first gf
>went to baseball game with her
>game is somewhere out of town, get there by bus set up by baseball fans
>drink A LOT of beer there
>taking bus home
>suddenly half the way home get the urge to piss
>go to bus toilet: out of order, locked
>fuck
>back to seat
>the urge to piss gets stronger and stronger, struggle to sit still next to gf
>"whats wrong, honey?"
>tell her I really really need to piss
>"dont worry, we are home in 20 mins"
>few more mins pass, really cant hold it anymore
>tell gf I go ask the driver to stop
>as I stand up gf pushes me down in my seat
>she opens my pants and takes out my dick
>"its really that bad, uh?" she says and smiles
>she takes my flacid cock in her mouth
>gives me a thumb-up sign
>I cant believe this is happening but I need to piss NOW
>starting to let if flow in her mouth
>she swallows everything instantly, sucking the piss out of my dick like out of a straw
>not a single drop hit my pants or the floor
>after what felt like at least 1 minute of pissing I was done
>she gets up, smiles and let out a little burp
>"you owe me one, honey"
god damn that was the moment I fell in love with her. I would have married that girl if she didnt dump me 5 days later for someone with bigger abs
I have a piss fetish since that night. Not a single girl I have been with since would have done even light pee stuff :/
> be me, some days ago
> be in a relationship, but have two fuck buddies at the side
> sitting on sofa with gf, but sexting with fuck buddy
> she sends me nudes and tells me all the things she wants to do with me
> i get amazingly horny
> i tell her to put on a dress without panty and pick me up
> she arrives 50 mins later, i tell gf i go visit friend
> we drive to her place
> on the way i finger her all the time and rub her clit, she comes twice
> we arrive at her place, tear each others clothes off
> fuck like animals
> nut two times, she blows me in the shower etc
> i finger her ass
good times
I jacked it It went in my eye and burned so much
>>668014902
not best, but definetly the funniest one
>3 years ago
>just turned 18
>decide to legally buy my first hard alcohol (europe)
>friend and I went to local booze store, bought some bacardi, vodka, etc. and some stuff to mix with
>sit on a bench in front of store and start drinking
>theres a sex shop on the other side of the street
>"hey anon, is that kevins mum?"
>"i think so"
>kevin was a kissless virgin beta friend. well more half of a friend
>kevins mum enters sex store
>we were shocked and couldnt believe that
>fuck it, we are both 18, lets check out that sex store and if was really kevins mum in there
>enter store, cant find his mum
>go back outside, drink some more
>after exactly 2 hours we see kevins mum leave the sex store, now definetly sure it was her
>wtf where has she been that 2 hours
>enter store again and find a glory hole room hidden in the background
>no way
>we ask the shop keeper if the blonde women who just left the store was in there the last few hours
>"yes shes volunteering every friday evening from 5pm to 7pm. are you guys 18? 10 bucks for a 10 minute blow "
>NO FUCKING WAY
>we see another women enter the store and heading to the glory hole room
we couldnt believe what we just found out and that such things exist where we live
cont.
What conspiracy theories do you believe?
None, because I'm not an inbred, amerishit.
>>668014140
You're a gullible retard if you don't question anything.
Jim carrey has no asshole,just another mouth.
>tfw femanon
>tfw every time someone knows my gender on this site ignores me until i deliver tits
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opossite gender.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my gender at any cost if i want to interact with you
4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".
>and4 "tits or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your gender, dont say it"
Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do girly or i acted like a girl)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.
You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
>>668014856
Can you please shut the fuck up ? Your opinion will always be irrelevant here
fuck, that is a whole lot of text to struggle through
ill be honest, i only read like the first 20 words you typed, bitch
This shit has been posted pretty much everyday for the post week. Just stop. Nobody gives a fuck.
My gf in requests
>>668011780
here caught while was peeing
>>668012000
really nice fountain
>>668011780
>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
Chubby thread? Chubby thread.
>chubby thread
>posts a fatty
Always. Every fucking time. People have no idea what a chubby chick looks like.
Feels/Baws
Post whatever. Cry like a bitch. Ask for help if you need it.
>Why am I so angry all the time?
I'm either filled with complete contempt and hatred for everyone around me or I'm completely empty.
Sometimes I test people just so I don't get hurt - and it works because I'm the one to walk away rather than being made a fool of.
I've always thought my ideal world is one where I'm all along because I'm always loneliest surrounded by people. They always seem to care about each other; the people I care about though never seem to care about me and I'm never able to care about the people who do care about me.
It's not that I want to die, I just fail to see the point of working so hard to stay alive and build something when the end result is ultimately the same.
>>667994700
You have a chemical imbalance
Sup bros..
Do you use google carboard to watch porn.. what free sites do you use.
Bumb for interest
>>668006279
never heard of google cardboard
>>668006593
Where were you last year?
UK thread
Pics from other anons! Continued from
>>667996613
Still looking for more of her
Gf. Anyone want?
Post your literal 10/10
caitlyn jenner
>>668004310
*you're
sup /b/ros. my hot af cousin sent a nude last night and ive been jackin it so hard ever since. roll trips and il dump this little sluts shit. rooooooolllll
>sup /b/ros
/b/roes
Bait
Any good snapchat accounts for slutty girls/pornstars etc? Pic related, it's brookewyldexo from yesterday
Pietalker and asswatch
Lvplastic
Bumping for moar
Kik sluts thread
rinaaaxoxo69
Post wins
>>667979636
most likely a man
Bump need names
bump
Tranny/Trap/Shemale WebM thread
>>667997692
Damn, OP. Mind telling me where this is from?
>>667997692
moar?
>>667997692
Yeeeaaaaah im gonna need sauce on that
No homo
