[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 962. page


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

File: 35571307_p0.jpg (537KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
35571307_p0.jpg
537KB, 1000x1000px
what the fuck why there are no loli thread this is a bullshit
125 posts and 116 images submitted.
>>
File: 213.jpg (358KB, 1200x1707px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
213.jpg
358KB, 1200x1707px
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/213/
>>
Requesting Splatoon Inklings
>>
File: 1257184694706_f.jpg (62KB, 500x405px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1257184694706_f.jpg
62KB, 500x405px
A loli falls in love with her oniichan.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of INCEST.

File: NO_FILE_GIVEN (93KB, 486x500px)
NO_FILE_GIVEN
93KB, 486x500px
the hell is a creep bread
270 posts and 100 images submitted.
>>
File: 1466057454212.jpg (240KB, 1000x1439px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1466057454212.jpg
240KB, 1000x1439px
>>
File: 20160616_012220.jpg (2MB, 2117x1651px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
20160616_012220.jpg
2MB, 2117x1651px
Creep feet ok?
>>
>>689861718
Gross

File: 1466064386088.jpg (195KB, 652x841px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1466064386088.jpg
195KB, 652x841px
Friends you'd fuck 2
154 posts and 103 images submitted.
>>
File: aa3b.jpg (165KB, 954x958px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
aa3b.jpg
165KB, 954x958px
>>
File: CJVJk48WoAAwfM2.jpg (42KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
CJVJk48WoAAwfM2.jpg
42KB, 600x450px
Carolina.
>>
File: image.jpg (263KB, 788x1448px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
263KB, 788x1448px
This

File: Sick Joke.jpg (70KB, 620x455px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Sick Joke.jpg
70KB, 620x455px
ITT: We tell the sickest jokes ever. Even for /b/.
320 posts and 46 images submitted.
>>
What do you call someone with no body and just a nose
Nobody knows
>>
>>689865135
how do you get a jewish girls number?
you roll up her sleeve
>>
File: sicko.png (119KB, 500x520px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
sicko.png
119KB, 500x520px
>>689865135

Hunger games thread

Post 24 tributes with a name and image to fill up the roster
30 posts and 29 images submitted.
>>
A Niggerton of Niggers
>>
Playboy Plug
>>
Tyler1

File: 400950_o7893.jpg (321KB, 683x1024px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
400950_o7893.jpg
321KB, 683x1024px
If trips ill share n00dz
247 posts and 10 images submitted.
>>
K.
>>
>>689866449
New stuff?
>>
>>689866449
Trips get

Blizzard Employee here.
Trips gets our exact World of Warcraft subscriber number.
199 posts and 29 images submitted.
>>
60k make your game not shit pls
>>
>>689866690
It's in the million range
>>
File: 1456701152914.gif (2MB, 400x260px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456701152914.gif
2MB, 400x260px
>>689866517

Pretty sure this is bait but... Enlighten us!
Just make legion good fgts and give us legacy servers

File: SGelle004.jpg (1MB, 1600x1091px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
SGelle004.jpg
1MB, 1600x1091px
new celeb bread
because it is right thing to do
264 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
selena's feet
>>
Any Emma feet?
>>
File: kate_mara_bikini.jpg (307KB, 2104x3000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
kate_mara_bikini.jpg
307KB, 2104x3000px

File: wqewqr.png (923KB, 523x761px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
wqewqr.png
923KB, 523x761px
Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was about to get 750 billion dollars from my pervert grandpa who molested me as a kid. After a series of hearings and signing shit...It's official....I am one of the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right?

>Roll trips and get 5k sent to your paypal.
>Roll quads and get 35mill sent to your paypal account.
83 posts and 13 images submitted.
>>
File: 1465963907818.jpg (10KB, 250x247px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465963907818.jpg
10KB, 250x247px
>>
yasss
>>
That's Fucking Crazy

File: brMUKRS-640x280.jpg (17KB, 640x280px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
brMUKRS-640x280.jpg
17KB, 640x280px
You know what would be fun. We should link Isis to gay porn so that's all they'll see whenever they Google themselves.
100 posts and 23 images submitted.
>>
>>689849592
I suggest we go to a mosque, and start sucking each other's dick. I'm pretty sure in the Quran it says that if they witness adultery they've got to kill themselves. Let's all just start getting gay with each other.
>>
>>689849592
I'd rather links fags to Isis so whenever they look for gay porn they get pictures of terrorists
>>
You're onto something.

File: 1453773782009.gif (60KB, 230x270px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1453773782009.gif
60KB, 230x270px
What's the reason y'all dont have a girlfriend yet?

>be 24
>virgin
>bisexual, so double pathetic
>raised my whole life in church feeling like sex is wrong
>have very taboo fetish
>also homeschooled
>still never even dated
>anxious about everything sex related, almost afraid
>anxious about relationships cuz I've never had one
>bitter
>yet, people are cool and I want someone, yknow?
137 posts and 24 images submitted.
>>
I,ve had several partners in my 20 years

Right nos Im single and o lost my confidence when taking to new girls, Im still a Virgin but Im not even worried About, worriyng About sex its not recommended, just fucking find a hobby and drink, try to be a bit more careless
>>
>>689852706
Fucking finally, someone commented.

I'm not worried about ever having sex, I'm worried if I'll be able to ever enjoy it. Had no experience ever and I cower out every time I'm given an opportunity...

And why u single, mate?
>>
literally only one reason: money

almost no girl will take you seriously unless you have a good income. sure you can hop into short term relationships or bang random bitches, but anything beyond 3-6 months and the girls start evaluating their future with you and if you can financially support them or not. been dumped countless times for not making enough money. at this point im just glad to be single and able to fuck around. relationships are tremendously overated. everyone wants one and everyone in them wants out. its stupid rare to find a girl you could actually spend a long period of time with without either being completely changed as a human, giving up your life, or losing your soul

File: image.jpg (216KB, 816x816px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
216KB, 816x816px
ITT: Share your greentext stories.

I'll start:
>be 17
>in band, because why not
>1st period class, so I'm tired as fuck
>find out we're doing nothing that period
>fuckyes.jpg
>go to percussion room
>nap.jpg
>bomb ass nap, made a bed out of mallet and timpani covers
>30 minutes later door opens
>whatever, someone probably needs to grab an instrument
>hear footsteps walking toward me, some panting
>it's a fucking dog
>police officer walks in
>whatthefuck
>officer asks the obvious question, what are you doing
>i give the less obvious answer
>uh. . .
>i figure i'll be fine, it's just a misunderstanding
>dog barks at nearby locker
>finds friend's stash of weed he puts in his shoe
>don't ask me why, he says it adds flavor
>of course, using simple aritmatic, Anon + weed + alone = screwed
>fuck
>it's about this time too I realize that out of all my friends nobody came to get me when the officer arrived
>mfw i end up in principal's office
>"Anon, is this bag yours?"
>try to explain the situation in a way i don't snitch on my friend, because he does have good weed
>don't remember what I said but it was full bullshit and made me look shadier
>end up staying in the office until friend comes up and confesses
>what a guy
>mfw i see him get sent to an alternative school
>mfw that was almost me
>mfw i just wanted to take a fucking nap
78 posts and 18 images submitted.
>>
>>689852763
>because he does have good weed
What a champ
>>
>>689852763
Probably shouldent hang around druggies you fucking nerd.
>>
>>689853091
>Weed
>Druggies

No Rekt Thread? Lets Fix That
212 posts and 82 images submitted.
>>
File: doaflip.webm (336KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
doaflip.webm
336KB, 1280x720px
>>
File: guillotine.webm (264KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
guillotine.webm
264KB, 320x240px
>>
File: raincoatboy.webm (503KB, 272x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
raincoatboy.webm
503KB, 272x480px

File: IMG_0220.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_0220.jpg
1MB, 3264x2448px
Lazy, dirty low-life that lives amongst piss bottles reporting in. Will post images from earlier...

Ask me anything
200 posts and 50 images submitted.
>>
File: IMG_0203.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_0203.jpg
2MB, 3264x2448px
>>
How do I find the holes in an exponential function?
>>
>>689848069
What's your Job?

You mad black bois?
Bleached
222 posts and 142 images submitted.
>>
My word that's a fine specimen. She's welcome to have a jolly good rogering from me any time of day. Splendid!
>>
>>689845233
She's a real cutie. Name?
>>
>>689846613
Likewise old chap. I imagine her subtle lips to be soft and her glossa a fine texture perfect for stimulating the glans. Simply divine I must say.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [Next page] [Last page]
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK