Fap roulette
Ill do what I roll
>>689813801
You know what? reroll kek
sure
>>689813801
roll
Asian thread lets goo
>>689807241
any more of this set?
some anon forgot to edit this girls number out of his post. dubs decides
op suicide
Your friend is posting your info on craigslist to get you raped. If she asks which friend say it's the one who texted you (fill in the blank with whatever anon said) and wait for shit to happen
>23
>no job
>still with parents
>all my siblings got their shit together
>spend all cash on weed and games that i get from work on a side
>no girl
>figure out she was whore behind my back
>parents sick of my shit telling me to get a job and move out or get out
>job meeting today in 10 am it's 3 am now and i'm stuck on ylyl and /asp thread
>fuck my life
This is some outrageous shit
If you have no ambition to do anything more with your life, then what's the point?
>>689802641
>no girl
think about it, somewhere out there, some whore is looking for her nice guy and you aren't there to be useful.
Have you guys had experience hunting? What do you feel when you take another mammal's life?
I just blasted a squirrel off of the bird feeder with my .177 pellet fun.
I got him right in the midsection with a hollow point and he kicked with all legs pointing in the air, as if he was trying to run upside down.
I loaded another in the champer and aimed for his head, instead hitting his neck in my rush to put him out of his misery. It went through the part where his back jaw meets his neck and ripped through the other side. Blood gushed out of his mouth and the kicking stopped.
I felt bad killing the little dude, but there is also another weird type of excited I felt. Like a dark primal urge being satisfied.
Anyone else experience this?
Pic related.
>>689803440
no I don't hunt.
I'm not a closeted gay cowboy wannabe who dresses like a pumpkin and listened to faggy country music.
>>689803726
>this is what city dwelling nu-males actually believe
You don't know anything about life in the woods. sometimes you have to kill pests.
>>689803890
>You don't know anything about life in the woods
yes I do I live in the boons out in Washington faggola
When you are fucking a trap, should her feminine penis be hard or soft?
>>689791006
Soft at first, but then hard as you force the precum to leak from her most feminine penis.
Celeb thread! 10/10 celebs only... Katy Perry is an obvious example of this!
>When you realize no one fucking cares about your celebrity crush.
Kill yourself. Faggots like you are the reason why /b/ is cancerous.
Sophie Simmons
>>689804969
a million times this. the summerfag explosion of 07 is when this bullshit started happening, and i've been getting mad muscle cramps from all of this cringe.
Wallpaper thread, pls newfags.
Post some gud stuff
im gonna fap now
>>689804998
for all newfriends, there is a entire board dedicated to wallpapers. two actually
God Tier Movie Thread
>>689804341
Fuck dude since when did that dragon have creepy ass human hands. Why is Donkey smiling whlie running from a fiery death and wtf is Fiona even kicking? The more I look at this shit the less sense it makes.
Daenerys Targaryen has the worst story line in Game of Thrones. The bitch has DRAGONS and an ARMY and MERCENARIES but she still jacks off.
What would you do if you were the Father/Mother of dragons, /b/?
>>689791478
jack off
>>689791790
Same, but I'd jack off all over Westoros.
Then I'd melt down that ugly ass chair and replace it with a decent one.
>>689791478
jack off
Hunger Games Simulator #3
~ MEGA EDITION ~
48 Tributes needed!
Sky
Ellin
Arcane MemeMaster and Supreme Emperor of the known Multiverse
*faggot alert*
Dubs sends a text to my boyfriend
Brump
Bumperino
faden fortsetzung
>>689785437
hab schon freundin, die studiert grad weiter.
>>689785510
wollte eigentlich grundschullehrer werden.
aber versuch mal grundschullehramt zu studieren, wenn du "einschlägig vorbestraft" bist. die uni legt dir alle steine in den weg ohne das dir gelegenheit geben dich zu rechtfertigen.
zumal ein teil des studium auch praktisch ist und ich nicht mit kindern arbeiten darf.
>>689785520
hab studium geschmissen und mach jetzt ausbildung zum metallbauer.
>>689786156
Fortsetzung zum Anon der nach 184a verurteilt wurde
>>689784743
>bei mir hat es nicht seine richtigkeit.
Da hast Du allerdings Recht. War ein Dummer- Jungen- Streich. Da kann man aber auch mal ein Auge zudrücken. Ich denke nicht, dass das Fotoshop genug war, dass es 100% realistisch aussieht, von daher kann ich dich da verstehen, wenn Du sauer bist. Ich meine klar, ist kacke und ich verstehe auch, wenn es dafür eine Anzeige gibt, aber direkt so verurteilt werden, vorallem mit so einem Lebenslauf und einer solchen Zukunft(-sidee) ist einfach unter aller Sau. Jeder macht mal Fehler und fuckt mal rum. Hättest Du jetzt ne Alte gezwungen von nem Pferd gefickt zu werden und das ins Netz gestellt oder so, dann könnte ich das verstehen, das hier ist aber einfach nur Käs. Tut mir Leid für dich Anon
>>689783995
>ja, ein paar mal das ich sie mag. sie hat auch andeutungen gemacht, oder ich deute das zumindest so
such beim nächsten mal unaufdringlich körperkontakt. wenn sie den erwiedert oder nicht zurückweicht, bist du wieder einen schritt weiter. oder sag ihr halt ganz ehrlich, dass du sie mehr als nur magst.
Hey /b/ just wanted to know, if you fall down a bottomless pit, when do you die?
>Inb4 OPisfaggot
When you reach the bottom
>>689799895
there is no bottomless pit in reality
Hey, lonelyfag here again. It's all cold and dark.
Let's talk some more. If anyone wants to.
>>689799989
sure.
How have you been bro
I'm procrastinating and I should be doing important work for friday morning.
What are you doing?
>>689800222
Just played some games, took a break and now listneing to music and about to hop in c++ to learn variables. Started learning it 3 days ago.
