56 decides what i say next.
Dont let me down /b/
Fuck you bitch don't ever text me again you ugly whore
let me get a teaser of that body baby:)
i have to warn you, I had pinapples and eggs for dinner
Facebook Fap Thread Vol. 3
So /b/ what are the hardest riddles that you know?
>>588802373
Ask them, "Take me to the door that reflects your nature."
The truth bird will go to heaven door and the lying bird will go to the heaven door because if he went to the hell door then he'd be telling the truth.
open door and look in if shits on fire close it if not walk in
>>588802373
Why did OP cross the road?
What do /b/ do?
summon an nigger and fuck her right in pusyy
tell her if she can't get over that plateau, she won't be able to get over my D
Walk arround it
Black cock worship thread.
Nope.
>kike shill shitposting thread
I can't help it, I really wish I could fuck my cousin. Also, general wincest thread.
Pic related, she's the one in red.
>>588790933
then do it faggot, whats the problem?
She lives on the other side of the country. She probably wouldn't be down for it either, anyway.
it wuld only be wrong if you didn't fuck her
In my bed right now is sloppy 7/10. Dubs decides what I do
Better pic
dick on forehead
>>588791623
she looks fat as fuck
put her in the bathtub, fill it with marinara sauce and meatballs
then record her reaction when she wakes up
Creepy webm thread
>>588784879
>doesn't post a webm
>>588784879
Damn triple camels
>>588785145
I know
69 decides what I do with this thing in my beef jerky bag
eat the powder in that little bag
>>588778869
winrar, first go
>>588778869
deliver OP
R34 Continued from >>588767696
Sure buddy
shit get
>inb4 cheesy pizza
Let me start out by agreeing with you: I’m sick. This is a true story of how I raised my daughter. It will disgust 99% of the people who read it, but I’m writing it for the one percent who will enjoy it. I suggest to you that if you will be disgusted by reading about man-child incest, you should steer away from this account. You’ve been warmed...flames ignored.
My daughter likes cum. She should, she was raised on it. I taught her how to suck cock when she was four, and she’s 11 now. At one point last year, I estimated that my daughter had drank over 2.0 gallons of sperm in the last seven years. About half of that was mine. You think I’m lying, but I don’t care if you do. This is truly how it happened. It’s not some stupid Internet flame-bait or sissy boy fantasy, it’s the real thing. While most of the people on the internet beat off to the idea of doing a little girl, I have the guts to actually do it.
>>588770182
See, I’ve always had two fetishes: Little girls and semen. Ever since I first ejaculated, I’ve been somewhat turned on by cum. I masturbated often as a teenager; two or three times a day, so sperm and I were very familiar with each other. Mainly, I just liked, and still like, to watch a woman drink cum. Everyone I’ve ever had sex with more than twice has eaten my cum (or I never saw her again). My first wife was a real good sport and would do about any spermy thing I suggested. She ditched me three years after we were married for some Hollywood producer type, leaving me with a three year old girl.
When I was 12 or 13 I molested a couple of neighborhood 6 year olds. They acted as if they had a good time getting their pussies felt up in that old garage (and they even appeared to enjoy jacking off my cock). So naturally I often wished I could live through it again. Well, when my daughter Marika was four, a year after my wife left, I realized that having my own daughter was the chance I’d been waiting for, as sick as that sounds to most people.
>>588770264
I thought it over for a couple of months. I analyzed the consequences. And the benefits! I came up with an action plan to turn my daughter into the sperm-loving sex machine I’d always wanted. I decided to start by teaching her what big girls do, play with themselves. She loved it when I would rub her little clit with my little finger all lubed up with KY, although she didn’t orgasm until she was 9. I encouraged her to masturbate often—I’d even ask her if she’d masturbated that day when I’d put her to bed. Often I would watch her sitting with her hand in her panties when we watched t.v. She told me she even did it at school sometimes under her desk while no one was looking, which I then encouraged because hearing about it really turned me on.
My next step was to introduce her to the world of vibrators. On her fifth birthday, I brought out the smallest vibrator they had at my local sex shop. I spent several nights teaching her how to use it, but I never gave it to her. I said it was something we were going to share and that she couldn’t have it until she really knew how to use it. So, since she loved it, she came asking for it...just like I’d planned. Only by this point, she had to earn the vibrator.
Right after we started with the vibrator, I showed her how to rub my cock. She started with KY on her tiny hands, sliding them up and down on the cockshaft. After I came, we would play with the cum and gradually smear it all around on my chest. This was to show her that cum was fun, and that I wasn’t grossed out about it (like most guys are). We talked about how everyone has fun with cum. By the third time we did that, she was just as excited about how much and when I came as I was.
>>588770392
So, I decided the next step was for me to cum on her tummy so we could smear it around on her skin. By then, we were messing around every night when I put her to bed. About the fifth time I’d cum on her hands, I shot again on her chest. Only this time I bent down and made a big show of lapping up my own cum from her skin. I’m not that crazy about the taste myself, but I’m willing to do it if it will help convince a female to do it for me. (And sometimes I love to suck my cum from the pussy I fucked, as a show of appreciation they don’t soon forget.) I acted like I’d never tasted it before. After I was done licking it all up, she asked what it tasted like and I told her that it wasn’t bad, but not good. But I also said that most girls say they grow to love it.
The next time, I didn’t suggest she try it. I was hoping she’d just do it, and she did. I shot on her chest, she rubbed her fingers in the cum, then brought one up and licked it. I about came again! It was the sweetest thing I’d ever seen…my baby girl tasting her father’s cum for the first time. I wish I had a video of that time!
She screwed up her face and said, "yuck."
"You’ll get used to it sweetheart," I said.
So my daughter was born today /b/.
The doctor asked me to come in, and I knew something was wrong because even the doctor was crying. Doctors don't cry.
>We've done all we can, there's nothing left for us to do.
>How much time does she have?
>At the most, 6 weeks.
He told me I should plan for that.
How do I plan for that? I have a plan to buy her her first bicycle. I have a plan to walk her to school. I have a plan to take pictures of her on her prom. I have a plan to walk her down the aisle, to get married.
How am I supposed to plan to buy her a dress to be buried in?
I'm trying to keep it together anons, because I'm the man of the house, and that's what I'm supposed to do, but I'm just sitting here crying because my daughter can't fucking breathe without tubes down her throat.
I just want to ask the world to just give me a chance, to just stop for a minute, to give me a minute to catch my breath, to let me call my parents, because I don't know what to do. I'm a grown man and I just don't know what to do.
And I'm sitting there in the waiting room thinking;
>man up faggot
>you think you're the only one losing kids today?
>25 kids walk in here with cancer, only 5 will walk out
>this isn't a sitcom, it doesn't wrap up in 30 minutes, all nice and tidy
>this is life, welcome to the real world
So here I am. My child is laying in a hospital bed, dying, and there's nothing I can do, but it was a fucking wake up call.
I'm not some fucking anime main character, I can lose loved ones, and friends, things aren't always going to go my way, and there's fucking nothing I can do about it.
>>588763258
into the garbage can it goes
Dude I am so fucking sorry.. I can't imagine a worse pain than your own kid dying. Just be strong man.
LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be because you are DIRT! You make me sick, you big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big DIRT BOTTLE?
You like this like I do?
Any others like this?
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>>588764314
Woah!!!
Her name is Emma Sinclaire.
But those pics are screencaps from when she used to cam whore. She went by Hotcheekz back then.
>>588764314
op your pic is a genetic freak
Lolibutts and lolidom?
