Could you guys please gently turn him down for me?
Just say adios fag
>>588499599
"I cant bro. You see, i didnt want to tell you but........im dying. No bro dont worry there is an experimental drug that i can try. Just send me your prayers. And have fun"
>>588499599
What have you done?
Mommie said that you'd babysit me, anon. What do you wanna play?
tits or gtfo
>>588499943
monopoly and I get the car
everyone hates kids. They smell and they are useless
OP here again -- lets try this again brothers. Quads for nudes
just post them you faggot
Give
Fuckin give
lia thread?
Facebook fap thread
>>588497744
Anyone want moar?
>>588497744
Checkem dubdubs
HOMEMADE SEXDOLL THREAD!
>>588511172
this is more disturbing to me than gore threads
>>588511172
groce
Femanon here, been sucking my bfs dick way too much these last few months, so now hes asking me to bite down on his dick when I'm sucking.
This can't actually feel good can it? having your dick get bit? wtf is wrong with him!?
>inb4 tits or gtfo, I've been lurking /b/ long enough to know that really doesn't hold up anymore.
tits or get the fuck out
>>588513998
this
dont be cocky
>>588513177
tits or gtfo
Faggot manlets, say hello to the muscles that help me attract and fuck your gf behind your puny untoned back. Even if you found out I'd laugh in your face, confident I'm too powerful for you.
I don't even know where to begin
>>588480523
holy fuck you got shit genetics
This guy is obsessed with me and he has no friends. I've given enough hints that I'm not interested and don't want to hang with him, I'm just done caring
any nude shit will be ignored. get creative, boys
1 decides
are you a man or a grill op
>>588505101
Ill hang your dick, if you know what i mean. ;)
>>588505334
girl, I'm 22, he's 23
/b/, recently I stole something from walmart and returned it to get the money back. How could I continue to do this without getting caught?
>>588475126
Go to different Walmarts, steal from one, and return at another
>>588475126
but only niggers steal, so fuck off nigger
don't you need a receipt?
Thread died before I could dump.
Since it was a tie, let the first 69 be the last and final decision. Anything goes.
yasss
her jaw game is strong.
>>588491495
Proof that I'm OP
Funniest thing happened to me last week
>Over at my friend's house for a party (Yes, OP is a girl. My tits are my own so fuck off)
>People are drunk as fuck including my friend
>everyone has either crashed, is playing mario cart, or is going home
>no one is really doing anything so I start gather my shit and leave
>Then some fucking hot 10/10 guy showed up
>"hey, did I miss the party? (Insert my friend's name here)."
>"eh? No 10/10, itsh shtill gblublbla." -My friend
>"Don't listen to her, she's drunk off her ass." I told em
>"oh well, I don't know if I should stay too long. I got a curfew"
>"Okay well, if you want you can- insert boring conversation that lasts for a few minutes
>Really it was just like me talking about my favorite kinds of anime while he listened
>"great, well Femanon. I think I should get going. Unless you want to do something..?"
>eep!.avi
>Together we go upstairs
>our clothes get shreded off
>No time at all I'm naked
>there was something wrong though
>He didn't take off his pants yet
>"eeeh, is everything okay?"
>Fuck please don't be a weirdo
>"lol I'm a little bit nervous."
>omg I thought that was cute
>"Oh, do you want me to help you?"
>"Rip em off of me please." he smiles
>erotically as I could I pulled his pants off
>Vagina?.png
>every part of my being was used to contain my laughter
>"Ready?" he told me
>"Yeah um I don't do girls."
>"Bitch what?"
>Oh, no pussy for you
>"deal with it."
>"You want me to give you something to deal with?
>what.jpg
>"Asshole, you're not getting anything."
>"Like I give a shit, you're not even hot."
>"k bye."
>then I started to put my clothes on
>He fucking towers over me
>"Ey where do you think you're going?"
>"Don't touch me."
>"I'll do whatever the fuck I want bitch."
>nope.avi
>"Oh no you won't."
>"Says who? Cunt."
>"an alcohol."
>"Ur fucking kidding me right?"
>"REALLY? A DOUBLE CONUNDRUM?" "FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!"
Mfw first letter of every sentence.
Fuck yes.
>>588492590
Pasta
>>588493383
Not pasta, just wrote it.
Trap bread?
Trap bread!
source?
Calling him a trap doesn't make you any less gay.
Loli
any early childhood sex experiences?
i go first
>be me 12
>go to school in a village
>walk through some shrubery every morning as a shortcut
>get female friend to walk with me
>someday i decide to show me my penis
>she is acting all shy
>i think she actually liked looking at it
>dumb bitch never showed her vag
its lame but fuck you, not everyone got lucky
>show me my penis
OP, you havn't ever seen your own penis till this?
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