Bar stories /b/, no /b/etas version
>be me
>walk into a bar
>want to drink a cold beer
>call the barman
>ask for a cold paulaner
>barman serves
>tastes really good
>finish drinking
>want to go
>asks for price
>barman says...
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barmp
>>588641119
Only degenerates drink alcohol.
>>588641614
nerd
Omegle win thread
I'll post some I got last night
>>588632902
>>588632947
Hey /b/ I need to Fap, I am all buttered up. Post your hottest MILFs.
>>588627935
>>588627976
r34 from >>588631554
New dubs thread?
New dubs thread.
Because fuck you.
Also, Czech 'em.
si piča vole
zčekuj je
buzny
Nadute penisy se nori mamince do hyzdi. Zpuchrele udy zahy roni sperma. Provazy mrznou.
r34 cont. from >>588625106
>>588625353
>>588625561
Best of /b/ thread?
>>588600019
I was there, it was fucking epic.
The feels...
>>588602712
Oh man.... Them feels hit hard...
post the fucking full 7 min creep video
>>588612261
No, fuck you.
post it
Budump bump
teens go
>>588593903
Shmexy
>>588592693
swear looks like my gfs sis, can dream that shes leaked doe right
Even more R34.
>>>588597946
>God is sacred
NOT ANYMORE.
>>588598919
>>588599100
faggot OP from last thread
Bitch is still texting me
First
first
>>588586007
This is now a revenge thread
I need help. I know there other places I can go to but for VERY PERSONAL REASONS I need to maintain anonymity
>me 19 and home from college
>parents out until tomorrow at aunt’s house
>home alone for the first time since I left for school
>lurking and then got bored and horny
>started fingering asshole – not enough
>tried remote control but the buttons made it too uncomfortable
>me walking around house naked with greased up asshole, looking for large and smooth object
>find 150watt aquarium bulb – EUREKA!
>go to room and lock door
>insert bulb and begin to fuck myself first slow and then furiously
>lightbulb slips from fingers and gets sucked in
>don’t really care because too turned on
>beat off furiously and have MIND-BLOWING-ORGASM
>go to crap out lightbulb but can’t
>keep pushing and hear a ‘crackle’ followed by blinding pain
>instinctually jump up and see blood in toilet and now running down my leg
>faint
>wake up in a small pool of blood and in blinding pain
>clean up mess
>grab tampon from sister’s room
>can’t put it in because of the pain
>stuff cotton balls in asshole in spite of pain
>hear parents come home early, major power-outage so they come home 12 hours early
>currently locked in room, panicking and feeling woozy
>can’t tell parents because parents are hard-core catholics and dad is a police officer
>father will kill me if he finds out I’m gay; mother will disown me so telling them is not an option
>please help me, I think this is serious
>please don’t make fun of me, I don’t think I can take anymore punishment tonight
lol faggot
>>588571798
please, I need help not critizism
Hey well at least yougot turned on....literally
Asians plz
NZ thread.
nelson/blenheim nate here
Wellington reporting in, hows it going
eh b0ss
babby v.3
>>588576111
That's sexy>>588577453
MODS???????