Best of /b/ thread?
>>588600019
I was there, it was fucking epic.
The feels...
>>588602712
Oh man.... Them feels hit hard...
post the fucking full 7 min creep video
>>588612261
No, fuck you.
post it
Budump bump
teens go
>>588593903
Shmexy
>>588592693
swear looks like my gfs sis, can dream that shes leaked doe right
Even more R34.
>>>588597946
>God is sacred
NOT ANYMORE.
faggot OP from last thread
Bitch is still texting me
First
first
>>588586007
This is now a revenge thread
I need help. I know there other places I can go to but for VERY PERSONAL REASONS I need to maintain anonymity
>me 19 and home from college
>parents out until tomorrow at aunt’s house
>home alone for the first time since I left for school
>lurking and then got bored and horny
>started fingering asshole – not enough
>tried remote control but the buttons made it too uncomfortable
>me walking around house naked with greased up asshole, looking for large and smooth object
>find 150watt aquarium bulb – EUREKA!
>go to room and lock door
>insert bulb and begin to fuck myself first slow and then furiously
>lightbulb slips from fingers and gets sucked in
>don’t really care because too turned on
>beat off furiously and have MIND-BLOWING-ORGASM
>go to crap out lightbulb but can’t
>keep pushing and hear a ‘crackle’ followed by blinding pain
>instinctually jump up and see blood in toilet and now running down my leg
>faint
>wake up in a small pool of blood and in blinding pain
>clean up mess
>grab tampon from sister’s room
>can’t put it in because of the pain
>stuff cotton balls in asshole in spite of pain
>hear parents come home early, major power-outage so they come home 12 hours early
>currently locked in room, panicking and feeling woozy
>can’t tell parents because parents are hard-core catholics and dad is a police officer
>father will kill me if he finds out I’m gay; mother will disown me so telling them is not an option
>please help me, I think this is serious
>please don’t make fun of me, I don’t think I can take anymore punishment tonight
lol faggot
>>588571798
please, I need help not critizism
Hey well at least yougot turned on....literally
Asians plz
NZ thread.
nelson/blenheim nate here
Wellington reporting in, hows it going
eh b0ss
babby v.3
>>588576111
That's sexy>>588577453
MODS???????
Slutty school girl thread
pic semi related
but actually at school
>>588578555
This is a fetish of mine. <3
Wont you Anon
Gay.
based babby thread
Thank you based-babby
Who's got OC to swap? Looking to to some solid trading
Loli thread - Points for lemonade
station.
[Talks to Copper]
Any goings-on? Nothing of import, huh.
It's hard to catch that b- bird you know, the uh, postal character Pete. One time I tried, but then he just flew away. Anyway, you got anything in the police station today Copper? That is uh, anything lost? Oh, we got something? Oh good, I'll go take it, I just usually pick it up and sell it later.
[Enters police station]
By the way, as fer the Gulliver, if he has something I have not collected yet, I'll usually keep it. Seeds? Oh well, I'll take it. I could always plant those. Cuz they won't make much of a profit. Anyway, if uh, Gulliver has a gave me something that I already have, I usually just sell it.
[Exits Police Station]
Makes a nice profit. Uh anyway, let's plant these flowers. Uh, here's a good place.
48 folders left
>>588550375
>>588550112
[Plants flowers]
Alright, what do you know, red tulips.
Anyway uh, there's ah, what's her name. Oh yeah, Portia. Anyway, uh, let's see. Oh yeah, there's Leigh right there.
Oh by the way, you know for Mint? I got her card as well, her Animal Crossing card. Oh yeah, Chuckles! He likes to wear belt buckles! Rhyme joke. So anyway, uh, moving a little north. Here's the uh, Nook Shop. I got it the best, obviously. But if it gets any better, I'll be surprised. So anyway, uh, let's go inside.
[Enters Nook's Shop]
See what see what look lik- See what old Nook has today. [Sighs]. Oh, I got to sell these items, I usually do that, I sell him the items.
[Starts selling things to Nook]
Items I don't need. Those fossils make a nice little profit, espeg- especially the uh, one that's not within the top five. Whoops. I pressed the B button by mistake.
[Continues to sell, and starts to hum]
Doops, I goofed. Yeah, foreign fruits, 500. Although the peaches only get you 100 here. By the way, same fruit in Cwc City, it's a pear. Oh, and I need a sign anyway, so I'll just go ahead and get one of those.
You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is singles.
These are doubles
STOP IT!!!!
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