Images/gifs that makes you horny.
>>564708892
wow ashlyn got fat, son!
Any lawyers on /b/ today? I'm kind of fucked.
When I was in the 8th grade I met a girl named Sara and after a few months we started hanging out at my house after school to watch a movie or to do homework. Our parents trusted us because we all went to the same church and she only lived a mile and a half away. Well, fast forward into early freshman year when Sara's boyfriend broke up with her and that's when the story picks up a little. One day we were hanging out and she confided in me that the reason for the breakup was her unwillingness to do anything sexual. I gave her the usual "you shouldn't do anything unless your comfortable" line and she hugged me. We hung out a lot and started dating in spring. By the time summer rolled around I had started taking nude pictures of her. And by sophomore year I was making videos of her masturbating and us having sex. I stored all of this on my brother's laptop which was given to me as a gift. I didn't really use it for much else and four years ago it got a virus on it so I quit using it all together. My legal problem is that she skipped two years of school and was only thirteen and fourteen when we made all of the explicit videos and pictures. Well, needless to say, my parents took my laptop to get it fixed to give it to me as a gift, but the guy who was supposed to remove the virus found all the pics and videos. He reported it to the police and I just found out about all this last night. My parents told me they're going to label me as a sex offender and I just finished two years of college, so my future is pretty much fucked to hell. They even said I may do some time in prison. I figure there's a few people on /b/ who may know more about this than I do. Any advice?
Kung Fu
Pics?
>>564729027
You're really ducked up dude.
What would you do if you found a picture of your colleagues?
Cringe, laugh, fap, move on.
Maybe he does not want anyone to recognize him.
It is understandable why he hides his face. Only an idiot would take a picture with this message.
proof it is fake
My phone wont play it
What happens?
Either blunt or wrong side of the knife. They probably switched knife because it's a different one in the end picture.
>>564692348
source?
YLYL Thread. Let's get this shit going.
>>564716898
I really really really like this picture
>>564717157
You too? I thought I was the only one!
>>564716898
Wow OP! This picture is amazing and super funny! Saved to my folder :)
You are all a bunch of lying fagots. (pic related)
>inb4 everyone claims to have a 7½ inch dick. (bullshit)
WAIT JUST ONE GOD DAMNED MINUTE!!!
Do you mean to tell me that 70% of men have a dick between 5.25 inches and 6 inches?
That can't be right. I've been here for years and I know for a fact that 90% of 4chan has a 7.5 inch penis.
Are those measurements bone pressed?
I'm 5.5 non bone pressed, measured from the top
and 6.1 bone pressed
I know I'm average and I'm a bit bisexual so I've seen a few dicks and most were my length but thicker. I always feel a bit small though.
>>564684582
13% 6,5 inches dick (can go to 7 is i'm horny)
ITT we post pictures of Israeli women and discuss why they're so hot.
Pic related
>>564696956
i love sexy israel jew girls hell yea boi
>>564696956
Because they act like alpha males.
tl;dr you're a faggot.
>>564696956
>hot
>hot
>hot
>h...
I don't even
Good lawd. What is with the sudden influx of super fucked up illegal content on here today? The three worst photos I've ever seen on the 5 years I've been on /b/ have all been from tonight. Is there a "move the worst shit from the deepweb to /b/" plan that I wasnt included on??
>>564687406
Good. Hopefully it's a trend that will continue.
Good. Hopefully it's a trend that will continue.
>>564687406
Shut up, newfaggot. /b/ is finally going back to what it's supposed to be.
First thread 404d right when I delivered so heres the video again for any slowfags.
http://clkme.co/wee (download it here)
>pic very related
monitoring this thread
>>564686213
wow thanks op, i jacked my dick so hard and orgasmed eight or nine times
>>564686213
Download started (inb4 some faggot tries to tell me it isn't legit even though my irl friend already confirmed that it is)
What is this?
Darude-Sandstorm
Darude-Sandstorm
>>564659360
Well i would say it is some italian food, carbs mostly. The topping is made of some kind of some kind of dairy product. Why do you ask, good sir?
I feel obligated to share this mless vid with yall
/3DB3400
Also mless thread.
this one is good too
/A8B9BC9
bonus wincest in this one
/9C9A24A
fucking hot cunt in this one
/92E93C1
IM FUCKING TIRED OF ACNE, IM FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING MY FACE AGAIN WITH A LOT OF PIMPLES AFTER MONTHS, AGAIN AND AGAIN, IM FUCKING TIRED I TRIED A LOT OF CREAMS DURING YEARS AND I CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE, PLEASE ANYONE CAN THE FUCK HELP ME? IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
Accutane helped the shit out of me. But that shit always made me feel eerie when I would take it.
>>564670395
1. Lay off greasy foods
2. Wash often
3. DON'T pop them. You'll just be covered in scars
4. Just wait it out bro. It all goes eventually
had the same problem for years. after all the crap creams i went to the doctor and got some super pills for acne. best shit that ever has happened to me.
Early Sexual Experiences thread?
>>564636491
I experienced it... Checking in...
[spoiler]I have none[/spoiler]
I once masturbated at 6 am.
BOOBS thread. All types of boobs.
>>564658163
Wincest thread
>>564642081