looking for more DIYs
>>564932869
The best DIY you'll ever manage is to an hero.
>>564933054
Dont cut yourself on that edge kid
>>564932869
I need some serious medical advise here.
My anus was itchy so I started fingering it.
I felt like a little ball in there. (didn't feel like shit)
So I started pulling it, but it was attached to something else in my asshole. When I pulled it hard enough this came out. then it started bleeding like crazy and I was walking around with a goddamned bleeding arse for an hour.
what is this, and what do I do now?
>>564918905
Go see a doctor you retard.
>>564918905
Go to one your fancy free healthcare clinics faggots
ass cancer.... Sorry mate you gotta amputate
My life is in ruin, /b/.
I'm probably going to hang myself tonight.
Give me a good reason not to?
Lynch yourself, nigger.
You'll probably fail at hanging yourself.
Because that will fucking hurt. Better to use a gun or use helium exit bag.
hey /b/ 3 years hormones.
do i pass yet?
>>564915428
kil in fire ugly shit pls death now
>>564915428
Nope,but keep going. When did you start? What's your diet like?
you pass for a disgusting degenerate
Show me definitive proof that Aliens exist, and I'll post nudes of my little sister.
>inb4 OP won't deliver
>inb4 impossible to prove
>inb4 ayy lmao
>>564896926
all the proof you need is in that picture, op
OP is, once again, a huge fucking faggot.
Suck a dick OP.
>>564896926
>op can't inb4
back to school with you
Holy shit just pooped this
>>564891962
no blood
0/10
>>564891962
holy shit i just shooped this
>>564891962
Holy shit I just looped this
Okay faggots.
Here is the deal.
As soon as >>564895575 is posted we all go there and tell the poster what a disgusting fuck he is and how horrible necrophilia is.
>>564893865
I'm in.
post in this thread if you are up for it.
If 69 I kill myself on cam
>>564884832
i guess you'll just have to kill urself alone
>>564884832
do it
>>564884832
do it fagget
ITT: WE ARE ELDERLY DEAF CUNTS IN A RETIREMENT HOME SO IF YOU WANT TO TALK CAPS ON AND YELL LIKE A BITCH
I'LL START:
>TOO MANY MEXICANS!!!
WHERES MY MEDICATIONS
ARE YOU MY SON
WHY DOESN'T MY SON VISIT ME
WHERE AM I? THIS ISN'T THE BROTHEL!! SERGEI YOU LYING BASTARD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
THE KOREANS ARE BACK
USA! USA! USA!
Just sniffed the inside of the socks my aunt wore all day, it's all I can think of now. I NEED a feet thread so fucking contribute
bump
>>564885802
how old's your aunt?
>>564885802
its the most beautiful smell, my aunts feet, i try to jerk it while sniffing them
Creep thread continued
god bless shoe stores
>>564878708
Webm guy commencing dumo
YLYL Thread. Go Go Go
>>564850275
if you look carefully you can see him breathing. This is as fake as the moon landing
lets go h/fur for a change
I have horrible news for you guys. Miss Brighton just lost her virginity to a 9 year old in a morning coat.
How does /b/ feel about this?
>>564866150
Guess /b/ is still at kindergarten because its parents left it there. I personally hoped I'd be able to marry this bitch one day.
dfsg
Her sister posted a vine of Bribri's surprise birthday party.
She walked in with some boy.
She said something like
>thanks to her little boyfriend
She's always been a little slut.
Let's get a teacher seduction thread going. Either party strategies to those interested or stories, all are welcome.
I'll start, teacher at my school. Talked to her quite a few times, teaches another subject so no "extra credit" opportunities. Let the advice flow.
>>564857348
>tfw i've always wanted to fuck my english teacher
>>564857496
how did you manage to fuck her?
