I'm the anon towards the end of the cloud backup thread, there were three of you asking me how to talk to women. I'd posted some OC over there, and I'll bump this thread 5 times with OC and 4 times with screen caps of different ways to approach/talk to/sustain conversation.
To anyone new entering this thread, I have thousands of OC pics, and have slept with hundreds of women, this isn't an AMA, its just me in a bad mood trying to help some Anons before I try to get to sleep as its 530 here.
TL;DR I'm a male whore who sleeps with 90% women and 10% faggots, ask me shit only regarding talking to women.
Pic of you get
Post the hottest 13/14/15 year old you know ITT.
>>565392614
MODS!!!
OMG...
>>565392614
guess you like kids, dont you?
Lets get a creep thread going
>>565366323
/thread
>>565366694
holy shit is that molly skyrus?
>>565366810
yes. yes it is.
Feet Thread
Nice. Currently browsing instagram for some feets
>>565390653
>>565390818
Someone give me link to this full creep video
I only have 21 sec version
full - VIDEO - SOMEONE - DELIVER - IT
>>565394629
>>565394738
here faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g
>>565394774
niiiiice. i nutted 3 times
Do you ever look up in the night sky and wonder if someone out there is feeling back at you?
Also, feels thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l95D7leeU3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvrcvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McnY5QWK6UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM
I'm so fucking lonely. I'm autistic, or some shit like that. Diagnosed as "aspergers". Basically, my brain doesn't connect to people. Like, I see them, I understand them but I don't feel them. But the parts supposed to feel people are still there. Sometimes I dream, and in my dreams the connection works, and I can 'feel' people in that weird way. Like they're actually there. And I wake up and for a few brief moments I'm happy, and I want to do stuff and say I'm sorry for being such an ass to my family, and I want to be nice... And then it fades away again. I'm surrounded by people, I kiss people. I hug people I fuck people, but I'm not there. I'm always alone, trapped in a small mis-grown corner of my brain, watching my life drift away in third person.
>>565385793
...bump...
>>565385793
Find a hobby bruh. Give it all your time and kick ass at it. Nothing wrong with aspbergers
Chess here. It's fucking infinite and completely creative
If any anons can rip iCloud backups, i have a potential win.
Backup is 3 GB though.
Here's the info..
First Name: Ruby
Last Name: Nunez
Bday: jan 11 1992
Email: reyesruby1110 at yahoo com
Parents met: delano
First job: mcdonalds
The third question i don't know the answer to so you might have to try a few times to get these two
If you find any win, post here or send to manicpuppet3 at gmail
I'll post them if emailed to me. Hopefully /b/ can enjoy this win.
Bump for potential
>>565365905
>>565366045
Thanks for the bumps guys, hopefully someone can get this. My download speed is too slow for 3 gigs n shit
>>565366434
No clue how to do it so I'll just keep bumping.
>>565375656
My opinion is right. If you disagree i dont care unless its about my past. then ill kill you.
Continuing thread.
>>565376005
I was making this thread just now!
Thanks based god OP
I can't do that.Playing something requires knowledge of an instrument.Singing isn't something you do quietly and I would like my wife and my 2 year old to stay asleep.I can't write unless I actually want to and have an idea or else it's forced shit and makes no sense.
>>565376005
Did 5, going 7
People defend their opinions of things because to them its a fact.
>>565376150
No problem man. Was a random anon, who wanted to finish.
>>565376150
Rollin'
Would you pay $200 for an hour with this whore?
Depends what the front looks like and if she's clean
kill it with bullets
>>565357643
She's clean.
ITT: feels
I'll start.
My nuclear family feels like it's on the brink of collapse. We're all at odds with each other. Mostly, my kid sister has been really bitchy and a hindrance to our family healing. When I was seven, my mom died, and about a year ago my dad began dating again. My sister can't bring herself to accept a new woman in her life so she takes it out on us. In return, my dad, my other sister, and myself find ourselves easily agitated by her. She plays victim even though she contributes the most to our suffering. I'm tired of being angry at her, /b/. She needs help, but I don't know how to give it or if I have the patience or kindness to. We're all seriously stuck in life, and the first step out is for one of us to make a breakthrough with my sister. I need help, /b/.
>>565363956
Post pics of your sister and anons will help
>>565363956
Tits or deal with your own fucking problems
Love to cross dress but whenever i buy clothes and panties and stuff I can never control my spending.
It tears me apart because it's something i love doing but I just can't control it.
It also takes a lot of time away from school. I find that whenever i get even slightly horny, il go put a bra and thong on and play with myself for at least an hour. It's been very detrimental to my grades in the past and will probably be so this semester too
Porn webm thread.
No others in catalog right now.
Self-bump
Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and I aim to find out what. Your mission is to infiltrate 2chan and bring back anything you can find.
Good luck, and Godspeed Marines!
>>565350373
HEY SARGE GOT LOST LOL FOUND THIS U WANT IT?
Wut
>>565350373
Mmmmm
So would it be possible to convince some feminists to shave their heads? Like saying something along the lines of "getting rid of the leashes attached to our heads" or some shit among those lines. Also some way to convince short-haired feminists to do it.
bump for potential
I say we give it a try. Sounds like it could work.
I have done this since I was 13 or so and I don't remember how I started, I wish I would never have! I found some kind of pleasure in making myself poop bc it was convenient for me to poop on my time. I was in dance, tennis, drama club, chorus and many other afterschool activities and pooping was so annoying. So I guess I figured out how to "make myself go" when I was at home, comfortable. I did this by squatting in front of the toilet and inserting one finger into my anus, this gave me the feeling of having to go, and miraculously, wiggling it around "tricked" my body into helping me trigger the "gotta go" gland and made my muscles easily push and out came the poo and I was relieved. I continued to do this for the last 9 years, and I am nearly 23 and can't make myself poo any other way! I have tried eating lots and lots of fiber and my stools are soft, but over time that I wore that "trigger" out! So now, my was is THE ONLY way I can poo! It is sooooo bad, I can't go ANYWHERE in public like an airplane, etc. I have classically conditioned my body to avoid long gatherings in case I get the urge to go and can't bc the stall's walls don't go all the way to the floor or someone will notice that "distinct smell" on my hand eventhough I scrub and wash my hand with hot water and antibacterial soap for atleast a min after I go. Does ANYBODY else have this sort of trouble? Please Help me! How am I going to work? School is hard enough, I have to schedule my classes in such a way that I can go home often. Help me, this isn't a prank, or a lie, or a joke. I am serious. It is ruining my life. I have tried to sit on the toilet and push, and push and push, and sometimes it works, but most of the time I can never "finish" with that "refreshed/relieved" feeling like I did when I was a kid. If there is anyone out there that has/knows of/ etc. this problem. I am all ears. I feel so bad, what have I done to my body?
>>565328801
I have done this all my life and thought it was the norm, I do however rap toilet paper round my finger first, if I don't use this method I feel my rectum is not clean,am now 49 years of age and get no pleasure or relief from it, it just feels cleaner, I do find some times I have to go again a bit later, It does not spoil my life in anyway, if anything it convenient because as you pointed out you can go when you want and not when it suddenly comes over you.
I did read a post of one here ,,that talks about dieing from poo contaminating your blood stream,
My answer to that is, there's a lot worse things went there than a finger lol, and in some country's finger bowls are place in the loos for the purpose, no toilet paper to be seen, so relax my friend you are not alone lol
>>565328801
>>565329043
Maybe you just shouldn't put your fingers in your ass
>mfw the whole thing
>>565328801
I do it a well but I use tp so I don't have to get out on my finger. I get about 4 sheets and fold it where it tears at nice and near and use it that way. I have done it since I can remember and it really does help! Glad to know i'm not the only one.
