37 names my new cult.
the sand dwellers
Christianity
>>565611181
Donkey raping shit eaters
Back again, /b/, this time from Harrison, Arkansas. Finally out of Missouri, feeling pretty good at this point. Met a cool guy named Kory and a cool old lady, both picked me up separately and each gave me a knife (the lady gave me a new bag to carry my food and a few bottles of water). Checking in real quick before I head back to I-65 and head south some more.
>>565605715
YOU GOTTA CATCH EM ALL ASH!
Bumping once, but I guess I'll just head out then.
>>565606772
explain OP?
Alright sandniggers.
Suddenly my ex-girlfriend turned really hot, or at least more than before.
For the past weeks my dick wants her. Just fucking one time and thats it - maybe.
Although I have girlfriend but she's long gone for the next 4 months to Ausland m8. They don't have any friends related at all. But I am concerned if i message her or leave any trail, she will blackmail me. How can I do this /b/ ?
TL;DR fuck ex without girlfriend finds out, wat do?
Pic related. It's her.
Another wone.
Is her neck always crooked?
Nah just facebook pics
ITT Post passable traps, at least 7/10
>can't post yourself fgts
baump
>>565601130
No way this is a trap
>>565601807
Look at the shoulders/arms
Bring back nudes.
I say, a mystery ticket...
>>565600239
Rollin'
>>565600239
MOOT YOU FAGGOT WHY DO I NEED TO WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE BEFORE I SHITPOST YOU NIGGGER FUCK YOU MOOT
ITT: we write a song for Lil Wayne 1 word at a time.
first 100 post are the lyrics
after 100 post anyone who rolls a 69 records it
http://vocaroo.com/
using this beat with the best lil wayne impersonation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjBeSXMI6I
ill start
Nigga
nigga
shootin'
Cockerspaniel
Russians are coming for /b/ri
where is the skeleton king?
Bump
![kTE0LtJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B0z3zcN.jpg "kTE0LtJ[1].jpg")
Amerifag here, it is without further ado that I now humbly declare war on on the cancerous shithole also known as Australia.
sit back and wait
Funnel Web Spiders
Boxing kangaroos
Drop Bears
Vicious Emus
Baby Eatin Dingos
Feral Bogans
your move amerifat
>scumbag
no, smart
ukfag here, sick of all the fucking sandniggers
>>565594557
Budgie smuggling prime minister
Story of button - thread three
Been a long journey guys, hope you have enjoyed the story so far.
>>565597374
>”and get me a drink!” she orders while relaxing with her eyes shut as I dry myself, “something with ice”
>she is getting on my nerves now, I don’t mind the dominance thing but I don’t like being made to feel like I owe her things because she let me fuck her or blew me… that’s not the sort of even term friendship...
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>>565597549
For those just joining:
>Thread 1
http://4archive.org/b/res/565577023
>Thread 2
http://4archive.org/b/res/565586848
>>565597549
wahoo
>>565597549
>I’ve always been a bit of a push over with people, because of the whole hating conflict and stuff, but ever since I met button I have started becoming a much more confident and stronger person, I don’t let people walk over me anywhere near as much
>I wonder if she does it deliberately? Or just finds it fun to see me snap? I’ll have to ask her…
>I feel completely re-invigorated and refreshed after that as I put some comfortable pants on and get to work on dinner
>scotch fillet with whole button mushrooms and gravy, mash potato and prosciutto wrapped grilled asparagus… how could button not be fucking impressed
>also a perfect way to end what has turned out to be a fantastic day
>once the potatoes are in I fix button a drink, I don’t have a huge collection of spirits handy, especially not girly ones, maybe a bit leftover Malibu from slut 3 and a bottle of Absolut vodka
>I like to keep things simple, rum or whisky, on the rocks
>I have raspberry Fanta in the fridge, so I make button a simple raspberry vodka with a bit of ice and bring it in for her
>she smiles as I walk in holding her drink, “I was kidding about the drink faggot… I was just pushing your buttons”
>”yeah I know… but you did swallow my whole load this time”
>she has a sip and notices the vodka, “trying to get me drunk now huh?”
>”why would I do that?” I protest innocently as I head back to the kitchen
>”because my pussy is sore and now you want a ‘stab’ at my ass perhaps?” button calls to me as I walk out to the kitchen
thatsnotafuckingbadidea.gif
/b/ri chan thread
>>565581727
Moar of left pls
Bump
Dude, you trolling?
I'm drunk again bitches.
Seeing how bad the last NZ thread i made went, Lets try again.
Get the fuck in here nzfags
>>565578887
Fuck John Key.
>>565579043
I don't even actually know where I'm sitting for this election. I think It's safe to assume you're either Green or Labor?
>>565579149
Fuck jon key. Labour wants to legalize weed aswell as raise minimum wage and not sell us to china
Hey /b/
What was your paranormal experience?
>lived near house that was said to be haunted
>woke up at 3:00am
>door handle tries to turn
>stops
>room turns cold
>80 degree night
>>565564624
Lived in a haunted house. Occasional loud banging noises. Rattling/scraping noises on the ceiling that would go on for hours. All roomates (6) agreed house was haunted. Denied everything and ignored all noises.
>phone call
>noone call
>hang phone
Masturbate till the ghosts leave.
Share your Skyrim wife/girlfriend/slave.
For those wondering: Yes you can fuck them, yes you can kill them, yes you can get them pregnant, yes they cook you dinner, and yes they look THAT realistic.
>>565586825
what the fuck is wrong with its legs
>>565586825
Praying 4 u op
Last night with her.
Story of button continued
>turn around to see button walking with a look of bloody fucking murder across her face
>she plants two hands on my chest and WWF style slams me into the bathroom door, nearly busting it off her hinges
>she’s small, but has some serious firepower to her, she showed me that when we first met
>she must have given her brothers a run for their money
>I imagine this is what it feels like to get...
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>>565586848
>”loose the teeth…” I quickly point out, trying not to kill the vibe
>but lets face it… a toothy headjob doesn’t make anybody happy
>she spends the next minute or so working her way around things, figuring how fit me into her mouth without getting her teeth in the way
>I help her out a bit by showing her how to use her hand to work the shaft up and down at the same time as she...
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>>565586848
Damn it, OP, you must keep going! For the greater good, you lucky son of a bitch. And again, I must ask: Steam? TF2 or some other casul game? DotA?
>>565587001
bumpin
ITT: We list our 3 favourite movies, then someone else recommends a good film that we might enjoy
Ill start:
>Oldboy (God-tier original)
>The Raid 2: Berendal
>The Man from Nowhere
So get in here /b/ros
The village, Forest Gump and Dark Knight
>>565576151
Hey OP. How familiar are you with Korean movies? I can recommend many.
>>565576151
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance blows away Old Boy.
> 2046
> Chungking Express
> Shaolin Soccer
