Ex-girlfriends? Ex-girlfriends. I have hundreds if y'all are interested.
lets see
Post em. Ready to fap here
>>567730024
>>567730178
Emailing them from my phone, few more minutes
traps pls?
ITT: Girls you hit on but never managed to fuck
made out with her but fucked up a few days later
sad face
had mah fingers in the pussy, but never mah dick
feels bad mang
>>567747680
One more of her. Wanted to stick my dick between her tits.
Dear /b/,
I think you should know this, and so I will share it with you:
In three days, something HUGE is going to happen. Unfortunately I cannot reveal any details, but you will know what I am talking about when you hear about it on the news.
I thought you would be glad to receive a heads up. Be ready for it.
Three days.
>>567740059
good?
bad?
affecting one country?
In three days OP will go straight. No more homo
>>567740613
"Good" or "bad" depends on your perspective on the matter.
Dont mind me, just moving a folder
you have my attention
continue
Lets post some Teens because, wow.
single bump for justice
Tough croud
/b/rothers, I got a vegetarian fag here who won't bow down to the meat overlords, show this nigger some real food.
>>567734308
also, this doubles as a food fetish thread
>>567734584
ITT: We list everything that have been shoved up our asses.
-gf fingers
-own fingers
-doctor fingers
-suppositories
-thermometer
-enemas
-sharpie
>>567696820
ur mom LOLLOLLOLOLOL
>>567696820
dicks?
toothbrush, candle, fingers, handle of a razor, pens, other toothbrushes..
ITT post pics of sexy mouths
C'mon guys, I know some of you are into this!
I fucked up guys
>be me tonight
>at a party
>first one in....ive ever been invited to
>qt3.14 from work is there
>small town
>she smiles when she sees me
>good sign right?
>we talk for a short while
>"you know anon, you're actually pretty handsome."
>she is clearly drunk. im just tall
>talk gets kinda heavy
>feeling confident
>its her false compliments and the shitty beer
>i lean in and say
>"i would crash your booty"
>she laughs at me
>really loud
>people are looking
cont.
>>566294853
>"did you guys hear what anon just said?!"
>she still laughing
>i put on that half smile while i look around the room
>you know the one. the awkward one
>"HE SAID HE WOULD CRASH MY BOOTY!"
>some people laughed. some whispered
>i try and walk out
>drunk coworker tries to tug me back for more talking
>"no thanks i just want to get some rest before work tomorrow"
>she put on a pouty face
>drunk me cant handle it
>i stay
cont
continue op.
If this thread gets any interest I'll dump a few embarrassing party stories
loli thread
Runescape Bread
If you played this shit, get the fuck in here.
06 oldfag
Started in 01, one server and always the same people running around xxBlueRose13xx had like 40 mining. Oh and the great raid of Al Kharid that shit was the best, to be 10 again.
>>566295931
I remember getting the rubber chickens back in '05.
Literally nothing but non stop smacking for WEEKS everywhere.
>2014
>The Fappening fappens
>every article on the internet is discussing the flaws and backdoors of iCloud, gives advices on encryption and preaches about the sanctity of internet privacy and how we should respect it.
>every news report on television talks about the scary world we live in, and how every sick fuck can ''le hack'' your passwords and post your nudes online for thousands of pervs to see
>mfw nobody's willing to admit how retarded, how unfathomably moronic it is to upload your nudes on the internet, encrypted or not
>mfw nobody's willing to realize that when something is on the internet, no matter how safe you think it is, it's up for grabs
We do live in a scary world indeed.
ITT: We discuss how every single one of them bitches should have seen it coming.
>>566297232
they did see this comming and this is a mass media scare like 9/11 to get people to enforce rules on the internet.
>>566297232
>We discuss how every single one of them bitches should have seen it coming.
Nothing to discuss here, we're all agree.
>>566297232
Anon, people not taking the victim partially liable and not bringing up what they did wrong helps people like the hacker in the end, because no one learned anything, which in the end, really helps us, doesn't it?
There's always a silver lining.
Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 82 million dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to get 12, 32, 97, and trips get $90,000 to their paypal accounts.
rollin for dat money
reroll
Bullshit
Cute thread get going...
=3
>>566290376
bumpin and hopin no one fucks it up this time
All I got is naughty photos or I would contriboot.. =x
