>19
>had maybe 10 night outs in my life
>been to like 5 parties
>kissless virgin
>never had friends
How much of an anti-social loser are you /b/?
>>565713926
You still have time
>>565713926
>19
>had maybe 7 night outs in my life
>been to like 3 parties
>kissless virgin
>have plenty of friends probably because
>don't whine and moan about it like a whiny little bitch
>>565713926
I'm socially active?!??
SITUATION UPDATE: IMMEDIATE THREAT
I'm back from the meet with Zoe's friend and there's some insanity coming. What I'm about to tell you sounds so farfetched....here goes. Zoe Quinn is going forward staging a fake attack on herself tomorrow. All through the night she will be contacting media and journalists telling them how a 'group of white male gamers' assaulted her.
A youtuber gamer name will be dropped as will two or more twitter posters that she will 'overhear being spoken about' during her attack. My source tells me...
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Cool story
Lolwut.
bump for bait or justice.
Show off thread time, starting with myself
More, earlier pics
>>565711158
No.
Nigger humor thread. Get in here faggots
>>565699982
Contribooting
Bump cause I always find these fucking hilarious.
>>565701162
Contriboot
RULE 34, GIFS TOO?
My penis needs this
Hey /b/. My wife and I just got seperated. Greentext story time, I feel like I need to tell someone, and why not /b/.
>Be me
>Highschool nerd, I loved Physics
>Girl in my class, Jenny.
>Jenny is qt3.14 to the max
>Spend pretty much all of Physics staring at her
>One day she catches me staring
>"Hey Tom, whats up?"
>"Uhh-uhh...
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>>565715412
Please do cont.
nah, this sounds kinda gay
>>565715412
/b/ is here for you cont.
hey i'm grump
penis joke, fart joke, wolf job...
No, you're a faggot
I'm not so grump!
daily reminder that teenage girls have prettier and cutter faces than adult woman
>>565705486
>>cutter
Boy am I glad that I'm only 12 xD
<3
Run the navy seal copypasta through several languages then back to English in Google translate. Post results.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never...
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>>565703363
10 languages later...
>What the hell did you just fucking tell me you little prostitute? "I want you to know I finished the top Special Forces class, and participated in a number of secret attacks al-Qaeda, I have more than 300 confirmed murders I accept gorilla warfare sniper and I was in the senior defense forces in general you do something for me, just another target. would just like to say that never before seen on this earth, they will destroy you in hell, remember my words,...
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Last thread died with no replies, let's try again.
>>565677967
Explain
Just save an explanation and copy paste it as the first comment because you are always going to get people asking
faggot
>>565678190
About two days ago, I left home in St. Louis. There are a lot of reasons. The one I originally went with was the one most people reference: When I was 13, I got frisky with a 13 year old girl. In MO, anyone who has sexual contact and is under 14 is raped. So, by MO laws, we committed statutory rape on each other. We broke up, she told her parents, they took it to the police. The police said that there wasn't any actual raping going on, we were just two stupid teens. But, the problem was that I did try to go...
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ASS THREAD! Post the biggest asses in proportion to the bitch it's attached to.
creep thread
bump because i love these threads
>>565699239
sage
ITT: God Tier Vaginas
Hnnnnng
>>565685239
Enjoy, faggot.
Last thread 404'd
Gather round /b/ it's story time.
I'd like to talk about my Her. We've all got one and this is the story of mine. There will be no Fresh Prince, no dinosaurs and no spaghetti.
I don't have the sauce for any of my images. And this isn't pre-typed so don't expect lightning speed.
Hit it.
>Be me, 21, 3 years ago
>Attending a convention about an hour away from where I lived at the time
>Why was I there? Fuck you,...
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>We wound up watching some shows being premiered before she had to leave
>I gave her my contact info before she left so she could find me on facebook
>Realize to my horror a few hours later that I didn't have hers. I hadn't thought to even ask her name I was so preoccupied.
>All I had was a face and nothing else
YOUABSOLUTEFUCKINGTWAT.IDIOT
>Started to micro-analyse every aspect of the interaction in the...
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>So, taking all of this into account you can see why I was beating myself up so hard about my failure
>At one point, I actually got on my knees and prayed
>Lo and behold, 4 days later I got the message on facebook and there she was
LORDITSAMIRACLE.CHEERS
>Clearly I must have done something right
>Her name was........let's call her T
No I won't post pictures
>We exchange messages for a couple of days
>Eventually I comment that it'd suck if we only ever saw each other at conventions
>She asked what I'm doing over the weekend
>So I thought to myself 'Well, that was easy' and 'She's pretty forward.'
>I was attending a friends 21st that weekend so I said next weekend
>Make plans to swing by T's town for drinks in the late afternoon of Saturday
>I had to switch shifts at work and work through lunch to get there at a reasonable hour, but I was so fucking psyched to finally get a real, actual date that I would have followed Virgil through the pits of hell for the cause
>Dress smart-casual and fix up my hair. Aftershave, deodorant, the works. And gum too.
>Get to the station and not 2 minutes later she comes to greet me.
HOLY
SHIT
>I was absolutely blown away
>She was gorgeous - makeup, hair tied up, tight pair of jeans, low-cut vest top - the works.
>However I'd been psychologically preparing so wasn't as bumbling as I could have been.
>We went to a bar, got some drinks and played some pool
>Played doubles with some pretty cool guys
>We won after I sunk 4 in a row
>I'd had practice since there was a pool table back at my boarding house in school
>They joked they'd been conned even though it was a friendly wager
>She hugged me in response
>I'd never had a sincere hug from a girl who was romantically attracted to me before
>It felt weird
>But nice
>There was a good vibe running at this point, so we moved on to another bar for the next round of drinks
>This one had a leather sofa. Sweet!
>We sat but there was awkward silence.
>In retrospect, we both knew, but weren't too sure or experienced
>Being the massive pussy I was, I tested the waters by stroking the back of her hand with my pinky
Manly, huh?
>We started holding hands...
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You Groove
You Lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqyEHqEYho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MDDFKAvgYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VAdWJXyFk
>>565645909
>>565645940
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx0lRaW5VCw
