4chan adventure: OP is kinda drunk edition
You are on a dirt road in a thick forest. There is a fork in the road. To the left there is the village of Grendor; to the right lies Aldabad. You're not sure where the path behind you leads; in fact, you don't really know how you got here. You are wearing a chain shirt, leather britches and simple hide boots. You have a satchel that contains a few silver coins and a piece of parchment.
What do you do? Odds decides.
kill self
>>565535459
>>565535595
Get resurrected by an eldritch pact and gain power over death. Read the parchment.
>>565535882
kill eldritch pact and kill self.
Thread.
>>565556853
>>565556931
Anyone here?
Contribute
>>565556931
great work anon
Well, about 33.5 days ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 68 million dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a child. After a good amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now that everything is clear.. I may just make some dreams come true. Roll 11, 33, 55, 77 or 99 and you get 1 million, PayPal. Good luck.
>pic related, it's my uncle
Lol what the fuck
>>565554541
why not.
I BELIVE THIS 100% TIME TO WIN 1 MIL NERDS
Continued?
>>565553795
bump i was in last one
>>565553795
go away
Dworcs 4: OP is blasted
I want a role call before we start.
>Anyone new: this is the continuation of a Civ thread, feel free to join.
>>565513323
Bump
>>565513323
>>565513323
A what? I´m glad you´re back OP
Top snake reporting in
I'm back again, /b/. In a different McDonald's. Still need to head south, been walking for quite some time. Crazy shit has gone down this first day.
So how long until you prostitute yourself?
>>565540237
fak u tam dis is oskr
>>565540237
fuck a trucker
post pics
Anime thread, cause /a/ is for fucktard weebs.
I'm kinda new to the genre, only watched it on toonami before, except a short phase in fourth grade of dragonball n bleach.
All of the sudden, about a month ago, whilst in perpetual boredom, I found Kill La Kill and have indulged in anime since.
So, general anime thread.
Will also be dumping some Kill La Kill r34.
>>565531842
fuck off
>>565531842
I feel ya. I love me some anime, but there're so many weeb as hell people.
Check out Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood if you haven't already, it's one of my favorites.
(if you get past the angst)
fucked up jokes go.
pic unrelated
>>565533603
Last night i raped a jewish girl, you would not believe how tight she was....
cheeky bitch borrowed my phone to call the police
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
bump cos I need more fucked up joke
>You know what to do
>>565534419
all posts beyond this point are lies
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish.
>>565534419
OP is a faggot
I think its time for a chubby/Huge Natural Tits Thread... MEGA points for OC, I'll start with my Non-OC folder.
You guys ready for this?
Watch closely.
Here it comes....
SHAZAM!
this is gonna be shitty
Rate my dinner /b/ the poptart is blueberry flavor
i just had five ham and mayo sandwiches for dinner
i feel you man..
10/10 in my book. You gonna share that?
>>565518438
Damn, makes me feel like I'm living the life of a king with my $2 box of pizza bagel bites.
Someone got the video ?
Dude, nobody has the fucking video. Fuck off faggot
I feel sorry for that kid.
When I was 9 me and my brother were playing and found my Mom's bf pistol.
>>565509201
>>565509279
http://youtu.be/cfMzK7QwfrU
Picture says it all, I am seriously considering suicide tonight. DO NOT request personal information, DO NOT whiteknight, DO NOT try to convince me against committing suicide. This has been a very prevalent problem in my life, whether or not there is something of an afterlife. I don't care about life, there are too many religions, too many theories, too many possibilities and it is all but an insanity that has driven me mad and torn me apart. I am not depressed, I am not baring any particular pain that drives me to this yearning for death. I just want to know. Life is literally a collection of repetitious stories relived by different people in a slightly new era, nothing in this world matters. It's literally the concept of insanity but through the mechanisms of life. However, I always bitch out at the last moment. I always end up putting down the pills or the knife or catch my breathe before the oxygen deprivation sets in. Offer to me a way out, there must be many common household combinations to utilize to kill myself. So offer up to me how to do it, I will weigh pain/simplicity to realism of the method. It's 9:33PM my time (21:33 for those of you in a 24 hour clock country) and if I decide to go through with this, it will be done before midnight. Right now, I'm considering slitting my throat.
slitting your throat is pain full
>>565509835
I always thought going out in an explosion would be best. It's over in an instant and theirs no corpse left behind for some poor sap.
The thing that always scared me the most with suicide is the chance I might be left as a vegetable.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
>>565510282
if 4chan disappears, 9gag and tumblr will follow
>>565510282
>implying the sfw aren't already loaded with porn and gore
>heavily triggered.
Lost it so hard i gave myself a headache.
