Since they seem to be nonexistent right now, porn webm thread
>>565170307
/b/ im fucking shaking right now, fuck
I was blackmailing this 14 year old girl, i had her nudes and used it to get a video than she goes and tells her fucking parents, the school fucking contacts me via skype, i thought it was her trying to fuck with, i c2c with her, and it turned out be a administration person, i was using a vpn but people say skype isn't safe, this is my second blackmail attempt fuck
post ip
you're fucked anyways
>>565204428
>>565204428
Try and contact the girls parents, if they're going to send it to the police you're probably better off bailing, nothing worse than jailtime +sex offender register
I just heard two coppers, fuck
Calling all walmart cashierfags. get in here. share stories of the shit you deal with everyday.
>middle aged woman comes though my line
>puts 3 huge pales of cat litter and huge crates of bottled water onto my belt
>couldnt say anything to stop her in time due to other customers
>belt squeaks as it turns
>shits heavy as fuck
>i scan them all and place them to the side
>cunt replies "YOURE SUPPOSTO PUT THEM INTO MY CART, I CANT DO IT MYSELF"
>lolwut
>"uh....sure thing mam"
>lift them all.
>she pays the bill, rubbing the money together in between her fingertips for a minute like a jew. makeing sure its not stuck together or some bullshit
>not even new bills
>"you have a nice afternoon mam"
>pls respond
>dosent even reply. no thank yous or even acknowledgement
god damn it.
what a cunt i hope she gets old people aids
Wow, that sounds super rough man.
>>565190320
Did you cry?
Cringe Thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ
>pic unrelated
>>565178276
http://youtu.be/mdn1s8FxrUg
>pic unrelated
Well /b/, I've got a story for you if you're interested. A little backstory first:
I went through a depression a little before I turned 17- I went from a chubby, happy go
lucky sonofabitch (major beta though) to a skinny, cinical, indifferent ghost of a human being that would make
Camus and Raskolnikov have wet dreams.
Then I came out of it- I decided to improve my life. I focused on getting good grades, I
started lifting, I expanded my circle of friends, and I had huge goals for going to college
due to my parents persuasion. Basically, the alpha had arisen- I was no longer afraid of
what people thought, I could do public speaking with no problem at all, I cursed more often,
and I became really well-known around the school- I had other students greeting and
smiling at me whom I've never met before.
Then something happened
>be me
>6ft blonde boy, fit, relatively good looking
>rate myself about 7/10
>Last part of senior year
>getting ready for AP tests
>sitting at lunch one day
>talking to my friends, eating, the usual
>then I seem someone
>a girl
>short, skinny, short black hair, lots of dark clothes, purple backpack
>timid and shy, she slowly opened the cafeteria doors and looked around
>upon seeing the amount of people in the line for food, she shook her head and left
>I was stunned
>for some reason, I just couldn't stop looking at her
>she just..struck me i guess
>My friends noticed my prolonged staring
>asked about it
>I still dont how to quite describe it
>it was as if I watched the whole thing play out in slow motion
>Anyway, she left and turned right and was soon out of my view
>as was custom, friends and I soon went outside to hang out and chat
>>565178245
>Immediately look around for the girl
>see her sitting far off against the doors of the gym
>she's alone
>friend, lets call him Rashad, comes up
>ask him what I should do
>being the bro he is, he says "go talk to her dude, I'll come with you"
>i love him
>we go up to her
>"Hey, do you mind if we sit with you?" I ask
>She nods and quietly says "n-no"
>fuck thats cute
>Friend and I sit down
>"I'm anon, and this is my friend Rashad. We're both seniors. Whats your name?"
>"------...."
>I cant hear her
>"What was that?"
>"-----.."
>Decide to drop it for now, its impossible to make it out clearly
>"What grade you in?"
>"S-sophomore"
>"Oh, cool, only two years left"
>continue making small talk until lunch ends
>find out she plays music
>ask "Hey, I've been really thinking about this a lot lately, would you like to form a band?"
>She smiles and nods enthusiastically
>"Dude, really?"
>"Y-yeah haha"
>"Sweet, I'll hit you up later when I work something out"
>"Okay' b-bye"
>she leaves for class
>Rashad notices the obvious smile on my face "Dude, you like her already dont you?"
>"i dont know man, its weird, I've never felt this way before"
>He laughs and leaves for class too
>think about her the rest of the day
>she's just so fucking cute and different from everybody else
>skipe foward a couple days (I look for her at lunch, but cant find her. almost give up)
>>565178454
>then one day
>pass her in hallway
>taking the opportunity
>"H-hey again! Weryou seriou- about w-what you said the otherday?"
>I slurred and stumbled on my words like a fucking mongoloid
>what the fuck was my problem??
>She smiles and says "H-hi, yeah I was"
>"Heh, cool. Meet at the Lion (statue of our mascot) after school so we can find a piano to play and show eachother some songs."
>She smiles "O-okay, I'll be there"
>fuck me, so fucking cute
>fast foward to after school
>sitting on a bench by the lion, waiting for her to show up
>Its been a couple minutes, think she might have bailed
>spot her walking up, her art folder slung under her arm
>we greet
>then we start our campagin around the school, looking for a piano to play
>We make small talk on the way- I ask about her classes, the reason she's taking home her art folder, etc
>she's quiet, but still gives enough of an answer to keep the conversation going
>Ask my favorite/buddy teacher about where we can find a piano
>he tells us to tryt the orchestra room
>go there, teacher is a super bitch, but tell us to try the theatre
>quest phase 3: the theatre
>Ask a friend in there about a piano
>she leads us to entire hallway filled with pianos
>sweeeeeeet
>>565178626
>------ plays first
>whips out dick basically
>fast, concise, classical piece
>holy fucking shit she's way better than me in every way
>she finishes
>"Damn..."
>she does a cute little laugh and says thanks
>I start to play my shit
>its shit
>she still smiles and tells me Im good because its from a band she recongizes
>by that time, its kinda late
>We head out to the parking lot
>Ask if she needs a ride like the gentleman I am
>her mom is right in front waiting for her
>about to leave
>she goes to wave but I offer my open arms instead
>awkward five second hug
>feels weird but nice at the same time
>go home
>fast foward a day or two
>pass in hallway again
>"Hey, I was thinking, since we'll be playing together, we should get to know eachother"
>no stumbling or anything, alpha mode engaged
>"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing."
>"Okay, meet me at Bro Teacher's room after school"
>fast foward to after school
>she meets me there after a little while
>We sit down in some desks
>i face her sideways- its the usual way I sit in a desk
>Have a hard time starting the conversation
>feel a little embarassed
Draw thread
Thread needs more soda.
Bonjour everyone.
Ey.
Dont ruin it this time
>>565189349
ruin what?
I spy with my little eye something beginning with bible.
shit.
People ruined the thread twice by posting cp
what should I download?
Windows 7
A modern OS.
what else
Sup /g/'z
Unfold the paper, I wanna read it
>>565185169
Time travel? It's not November yet.
Op is autism
Do mods delete threads with fb links nowadays?
>>565192142
>>565192202
>>565192142
yup all mods=cowardus faggots now
will dump collection of traps but request help dumping too. for fun purposes.
>>565160204
2/??
dumo moar of her if you have
bj?
>>565160405
More of this
what is a really random funny/flirty thing to text a girl you don't know that well?
>inb4 "i'm a faggot"
"inb4 "i'm a faggot"
>>565168651
Fergo is so hot. Her snap stories are my morning medicine.
>>565168651
Looking at you makes my peepee double in size. Now it's 3 inches!
ITT: skyrim stories
ill start
>be me, wood elf archer
>be traveling solstheim, fucking shit up in good fashion
>start working for ewok-like reiklings
>chief says were gonna attack some nord bandits
>im like, alright
>so we go to the bandit camp, i start sniping them down
>they close in, we enter hand to hand combat, riekling brothers and lydia by my side
>they are all dead, i return to the mead hall to accept my reward
>reikling chief decides we have to fight.
>sigh. ok. slay him with ease
>look around
>"wheres lydia?
>shes nowhere to be found
>i go back to the battleground
>find her body, surrounded by 6 nord bodies
>i am heartbroken, she was a bitch but id come to be very fond of her
>strip her of her armor, drag her to the nearby fire and lay her across
>she deserves a true nord burial
>anger
>i return to the mead hall, and equip my dwarven bow of soul trapping
>i kill all of them, the women and children too
>now, when i fight my enemies my weapons are charged with the souls of the little vermin who cost me my love
>lydia
>how i still mourn thee
>skyrim stories because I don't have a real life
Kill yourself nerd.
>>565187650
What are you doing on /b/ if you have a real life?
Pics you weren't supposed to share
Pic related. Current gf
>>565180434
2/?
Keep them coming.
>>565180906
3/?
not sure why it got deleted,
found my moms tits on her phone.
anyone wanna stroke
pretty sexy
>>565184291
would you suck onthem
