[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 5404. page


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

File: 1408903900840.jpg (113KB, 951x608px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1408903900840.jpg
113KB, 951x608px
Simple thread

Post your favourite asses
157 posts and 99 images submitted.
>>
File: 1408725833148.jpg (2MB, 2592x3872px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1408725833148.jpg
2MB, 2592x3872px
bump for potential
>>
File: 1408651405275.gif (1014KB, 300x223px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1408651405275.gif
1014KB, 300x223px
>>
File: 1398771316026.jpg (564KB, 1280x1761px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1398771316026.jpg
564KB, 1280x1761px

File: part2.png (291KB, 356x367px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
part2.png
291KB, 356x367px
Continued from >>564869926

>Go through entryway into living room
>Aunt and uncle have fuckhueg wraparound couch
>I'm gonna fuck their daughter's brains out on it lol
>Get V on her back, start running the head of my cock up and down her slit
>She's rubbing herself, still nervous
>Rach is trying to make out with her but she keeps turning her head to stare at my cock
>Push it in
>She makes a sharp noise
>"It's cool just dont tense up"
>Rach is like making purring noises and rubbing her belly or some shit
>Pushing in deeper
>V is not feeling it
>Pull out, finger her a bit more to loosen her up
>Shes loving that
>Suddenly fucking phone goes off in the hallway
>Everyone freezes, super awkward moment
>"Oh shit thats mine" Rachel scampers off
>Wait it out for a sec, listening, then don't give a fuck, lean over V and start making out again while I hotdog her pussylips

Cont;
283 posts and 71 images submitted.
>>
im so glad I found this thread again haha now quit being faggots
>>
kexxar
>>
Good work OP.

File: shitilike.jpg (603KB, 1234x1260px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
shitilike.jpg
603KB, 1234x1260px
Let's have one of these
66 posts and 29 images submitted.
>>
>>564861807
Also 19 y/o
>>
File: xtsxyJd.png (997KB, 834x849px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
xtsxyJd.png
997KB, 834x849px
>>564861807
>book and tv 10/10
>other 7.5/10
>>
File: 1408901226238.png (2MB, 1318x1216px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1408901226238.png
2MB, 1318x1216px

File: 1409060703137s.jpg (4KB, 249x166px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1409060703137s.jpg
4KB, 249x166px
So this is as far as we got:


>Get tired of zipper digging into anus.
>Push V off face
>Sit up, make out with Rachel right breast
>Try to make her climb off so we can go to a bed or something
>"Nooo I dont wanna" she digs her nails into my back and clings on
>She's being a bratty, cute fuck, i laughed and let off a huge fart
>Grandma even more turned on by the smells
>Fucked by her REALLY HARD for a few seconds, bouncing up and down on her strap on cock
>Sitting position really not easy on the legs for this
>"Ugh come on you can fuck me on the couch"
>"Carry me" i whisper near to tears because it really hurts now
>V just kinda deadpans an amused "oh my god u little cunt" says my grandma
>I look over and she's casually rubbing her clit, its really hot
>I give her thigh a quick lick, it's all I can reach at the moment
>"You wanna get fucked?" she asks
>I kinda shrug one shoulder "Alright."
>Turn back to Rach "get up so I can fuck your sons son" she says
>I slides off her dick, it falls back onto my stomach with a wet slap

Cont.
32 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>564870883
Based OP archived
>>
>>564870883
BUMP, SOUNDS HOT!!!

DICK IS DIAMONDS
>>
Bamp, get op back up in this

File: Yes.jpg (4MB, 3388x1821px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Yes.jpg
4MB, 3388x1821px
Backstory:
>Anon tries to be cool , by posting nudes of little sis
>Posts them
>Someone finds out her twitter , instagram, facebook etc
>someone rolls 69
>OP doesn't deliver video
>shit hits the fan
>she deleted her accounts
OC
42 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
>>564861750
Looks really young.How old?
>>
>>564861942
17
>>
She is actually quite good lookin. Have u got the pics individually? I hate these collage's

File: 08_07.jpg (1MB, 1412x2000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
08_07.jpg
1MB, 1412x2000px
Loli thread
289 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
File: 04_03.jpg (1MB, 1412x2000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
04_03.jpg
1MB, 1412x2000px
>>564853772
>>
>>564853843
please continue
>>
File: 1401124831674.jpg (49KB, 344x319px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1401124831674.jpg
49KB, 344x319px

File: IMG_3835.jpg (983KB, 1569x2301px)
IMG_3835.jpg
983KB, 1569x2301px
No Creep Thread? What's wrong with you?
275 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
bumping for the almighty creep
>>
File: IMG_1489a.jpg (713KB, 2162x1360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_1489a.jpg
713KB, 2162x1360px
>>
File: IMG_1847.jpg (805KB, 1504x2014px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_1847.jpg
805KB, 1504x2014px

File: 1392340977942.jpg (98KB, 800x597px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1392340977942.jpg
98KB, 800x597px
We discuss the inner workings of the mind.
216 posts and 150 images submitted.
>>
>>564862259
>>564862259
bump
>>
File: 1402630803957.png (1MB, 600x771px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1402630803957.png
1MB, 600x771px
>>

File: 1408738364702.jpg (48KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1408738364702.jpg
48KB, 620x413px
Hey /b/, its storytime. I can’t not brag about my weekend it was just too mindblowing.

>Be me, a little above average looking 23yo metalhead working at hot topic (I know its faggy but its fuckin money)
>Get a call thursday night from aunt, she’s going out this weekend, wants me to watch my 15yo cousin to make sure she doesnt have a house party and wreck the place
>Say sure, cousin is pretty cool, we smoked pot together once during thanksgiving family get together
>Working Friday night til 11:30 stocking the store, cousin texts saying they’ll pick me up after work
>Assumed it was parents, turns out they had already left and she was with some of her friends
>Cousin, we’ll call her V, dressed in huge baggy pullover black hoodie, tight jean shorts with stud belt and safety pins and shit
>Also thick eyeliner, dyed red hair, emo slut, you can tell we’re related I guess
>Friend next to her, smoking hot dykey looking girl, shaved sides of her head were light blonde and she had a black fauxhawk, beatles tank top, sweatpants, nose ring
>Nerd-ass dude driving, a few years older than the girls, didnt really pay attention to him
>They say we’re going to a party, want me to buy alcohol
>Say “the fuck we aren’t if that parties at your house V”
>No its a different kids house
>Oh alright, cool with me then, pony up the booze money
>Go to a corner store cuz all the liquor stores are closed this late

Cont.
342 posts and 61 images submitted.
>>
>Buy a ton of mikes hard because they’re high school kids all they need is cheap pussy shit
>Over $20 left in change, keep it, say nothing
>”Can we drink it in the car”
>”Are you retarded if a cop sees you my ass is a chewtoy”
>Girls laugh, we joke around, they’re actually pretty chill
>We get to the party, this kids place is in the middle of the woods but its huge and has a pool
>More importantly I’m not the only older kid there thank fuck
>I have a few beers, play beer pong with some dudebros, get my ass handed to me because I suck but thats fine
>V shows up, smoking a cigarette, says her friend upstairs has a vaporizer
>”Sweet lets go smoke some ganja babe”
>Head upstairs, little circle of punkasses & hipster kids
>One bro as fuck kid with a fucking magnificent beard, turns out its his house
>Jam to some System of a Down on computer speakers, smoke up, get turnt
>V sitting next to me the whole time, just hanging out, gives me these like amused looks every time someone says something stupid
>Damn I actually like this girl and she’s pretty hot, too bad she’s my cousin
>Idk maybe she’d go for it though, I think
>Nah that’s just the booze talking

Cont.
>>
File: 1403404949554.jpg (34KB, 558x418px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1403404949554.jpg
34KB, 558x418px
>>564857062
>23yo metalhead
>>
>Party goes on for like 4-ish hours
>Meet dyke chick from the car again, we’ll call her Nicky
>She ditched the sweatpants and tank top and is in the pool in a bikini
>BANGING FUCKING BOD
>She’s mad short, mad skinny, perfect pale skin+freckles, blue eyes, all the shit I’m into
>Nerd kid who drove us keeps showing up to flirt with her, she seems disinterested
>Hope shes not actually a lesbian
>Realize I’m having these thoughts about 15yo jailbait
>Should prob stop entertaining such fantasies...
>Party starts wrapping up, V mentions that Nicky is staying at her place thisweekend
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh man
>Find out nerd kid got pissed and took off already because Nicky wasn’t into him
>Apparently she said she was dating him just so they could get a ride
>Tell her not to bother next time, “give me a text I’ll fuckin drive you guys”
>”Hell yeah” oh god she has this sultry voice that makes me want to fuck her face
>Try to keep boner down

Cont.

Be honest /b/, she's the totalitarian ruler that 4chan deserves.
219 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
>>
>>

File: dreads.jpg (26KB, 449x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
dreads.jpg
26KB, 449x600px
hey /b/, whats your first thoughts when you see someone in public with dreadlocks? its for scientific research purposes please respond
87 posts and 17 images submitted.
>>
Usually think they're a pre chill guy unless they're a smelly hippie
>>
>>564844736
>girls
would bang

>guys
yoga, vegan
>>
if they're done well i think it looks great and im jealous and wonder what they're doing for a living

if its badly done or hairline isnt dreaded i think the person is chill and knows drugs

File: 1409027173337.png (607KB, 1029x804px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1409027173337.png
607KB, 1029x804px
nigger dan second thread
307 posts and 121 images submitted.
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/697940f
>>
Joined
>>
roleplay furries disgust me

File: 1392966587893.jpg (65KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1392966587893.jpg
65KB, 960x960px
new fap thread lets go
206 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
File: 1392706994342.jpg (971KB, 1400x1050px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1392706994342.jpg
971KB, 1400x1050px
>>564834832
>>
File: 1391105274585.jpg (127KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1391105274585.jpg
127KB, 600x800px
>>564834956
>>
File: 1393586409975.png (484KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1393586409975.png
484KB, 540x960px
>>564835051

File: image.jpg (49KB, 593x409px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
49KB, 593x409px
> add cutie.sophia on snapchat
> refresh
> check story
> thank me later
154 posts and 17 images submitted.
>>
Can confirm is legit.

Today OP was not a fag.
>>
>>564828312
Thank you, later
>>
>>564829354
I an cutie.sophia ofc i'm not a fag xx

File: 1409043742057.jpg (175KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1409043742057.jpg
175KB, 1200x1600px
Not for a long time, sorry
33 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
File: 1401922731749.jpg (531KB, 1997x3000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1401922731749.jpg
531KB, 1997x3000px
>>564832017
Can you write: ''Monks Ken'' on a paper and make a cute pose?

I'd be forever thankful!
>>
Hey...
catch a fart in your hand then quickly smell it.
>>
File: 1409043897966.jpg (208KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1409043897966.jpg
208KB, 1200x1600px
Dont be shy

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [5395] [5396] [5397] [5398] [5399] [5400] [5401] [5402] [5403] [5404] [5405] [5406] [5407] [5408] [5409] [5410] [5411] [5412] [5413] [Next page] [Last page]
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK