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Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and I aim to find out what. Your mission is to infiltrate 2chan and bring back anything you can find.
Good luck, and Godspeed Marines!
>>565350373
HEY SARGE GOT LOST LOL FOUND THIS U WANT IT?
Wut
>>565350373
Mmmmm
So would it be possible to convince some feminists to shave their heads? Like saying something along the lines of "getting rid of the leashes attached to our heads" or some shit among those lines. Also some way to convince short-haired feminists to do it.
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I say we give it a try. Sounds like it could work.
I have done this since I was 13 or so and I don't remember how I started, I wish I would never have! I found some kind of pleasure in making myself poop bc it was convenient for me to poop on my time. I was in dance, tennis, drama club, chorus and many other afterschool activities and pooping was so annoying. So I guess I figured out how to "make myself go" when I was at home, comfortable. I did this by squatting in front of the toilet and inserting one finger into my anus, this gave me the feeling of having to go, and miraculously, wiggling it around "tricked" my body into helping me trigger the "gotta go" gland and made my muscles easily push and out came the poo and I was relieved. I continued to do this for the last 9 years, and I am nearly 23 and can't make myself poo any other way! I have tried eating lots and lots of fiber and my stools are soft, but over time that I wore that "trigger" out! So now, my was is THE ONLY way I can poo! It is sooooo bad, I can't go ANYWHERE in public like an airplane, etc. I have classically conditioned my body to avoid long gatherings in case I get the urge to go and can't bc the stall's walls don't go all the way to the floor or someone will notice that "distinct smell" on my hand eventhough I scrub and wash my hand with hot water and antibacterial soap for atleast a min after I go. Does ANYBODY else have this sort of trouble? Please Help me! How am I going to work? School is hard enough, I have to schedule my classes in such a way that I can go home often. Help me, this isn't a prank, or a lie, or a joke. I am serious. It is ruining my life. I have tried to sit on the toilet and push, and push and push, and sometimes it works, but most of the time I can never "finish" with that "refreshed/relieved" feeling like I did when I was a kid. If there is anyone out there that has/knows of/ etc. this problem. I am all ears. I feel so bad, what have I done to my body?
>>565328801
I have done this all my life and thought it was the norm, I do however rap toilet paper round my finger first, if I don't use this method I feel my rectum is not clean,am now 49 years of age and get no pleasure or relief from it, it just feels cleaner, I do find some times I have to go again a bit later, It does not spoil my life in anyway, if anything it convenient because as you pointed out you can go when you want and not when it suddenly comes over you.
I did read a post of one here ,,that talks about dieing from poo contaminating your blood stream,
My answer to that is, there's a lot worse things went there than a finger lol, and in some country's finger bowls are place in the loos for the purpose, no toilet paper to be seen, so relax my friend you are not alone lol
>>565328801
>>565329043
Maybe you just shouldn't put your fingers in your ass
>mfw the whole thing
>>565328801
I do it a well but I use tp so I don't have to get out on my finger. I get about 4 sheets and fold it where it tears at nice and near and use it that way. I have done it since I can remember and it really does help! Glad to know i'm not the only one.
round 2. don't fuck it up
>>565316062
Moar
Why are girls such emotional crying cock suckers? Why can't they learn how to suck it up?
>inb4 fedora white knights take over this thread
>inb4 OP cant inb4
Girls just want money
>>565306346
Because then they would be men. Why do want women to be more like men, faggot.
Because they all think they are superior to everyone else and having a vagina magicaly makes them fragile and rare. They also tend to want people who care about them in their life yet still decide to go out with the buff assholes who do nothing but try to fuck them.
im obsessed with the thought of sucking Bowser's dick
stroking his strong legs and slowly parting them so i can get my face right in his crotch
caressing his fat koopa balls, feeling their weight heavy with sperm
squeezing the girth of his thick meaty cock in my hands
tonguing his dickhole and savouring the taste of his precum
wrapping my lips around his swollen dick-head
facefucking myself on his hard cock until he spurts his hot koopa goo into my stomach for me to digest
>>565316557
what the fuck.
>>565316557
Do you like him now, OP?
Ask a male escort anything.
FAQ
1. No, I don't fuck men
2. My penis is 7.5 long, but I bill myself as 10
3. I get a "new" client about once every two weeks, but lots of repeat business
4. Average age is about 27
5. Yes, most of them are married
6. No, I don't have any STDs
7. Yes, I have a list of "extras" like fetish shit that I charge extra for.
8. Yes, you can take pictures, just no face unless I give permission
9. No, I don't have a pimp
Fire away.
>>565291487
How long have you been doing this, whats your average income, and how populated is the city you live in?
what are the most requested fetishes?
sure, I got one.
why don't you like food?
can u guys make me look cooler
i need a new photo for my facebook profile
yung lean pls
>>565308785
There you go, at least 20 degrees cooler than before.
>>565308785
bump
what's his name again?
>>565311305
worm food
ronan will.i.am the acuser
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r u evn trien ehne mor m8
Prove that you're a newfag
This place is aweosme XDD
omgz plz no moer vialent joeks thx lol XDDDDD
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The Ride Continues!
i just bought 10 joints with 4 gram in them i didn't get high of one, does that mean this guy f'd with me or is that normal?
>buying pre-rolled anywhere except a coffee shop or a dispensary.
I think it's safe to say that you either didn't inhale or that wasn't weed.
>>565307267
Define inhale?
>>565307557
Like how you breathe oxygen.
Into your lungs.
If you don't put the smoke into your lungs.. you will feel nothing.
We are back and live on Chaturbate
User name is TheNobodies666
Lurk faggots
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9-28-14 yea ok
>previous thread 404 way too fast the the number of bumps it got
posting again
so ive been holding a shit in for about 5 days now and im about to take that shit. 69 decides what i do with the mega shit
write heil hitler on mirror, then hitler yourself. go to mall and salute people at entrance
>>565277992
this
>>565277768
Are you a girl? If so post pics of that shit. If not then gtfo
