round 2. don't fuck it up
>>565316062
Moar
Why are girls such emotional crying cock suckers? Why can't they learn how to suck it up?
>inb4 fedora white knights take over this thread
>inb4 OP cant inb4
Girls just want money
>>565306346
Because then they would be men. Why do want women to be more like men, faggot.
Because they all think they are superior to everyone else and having a vagina magicaly makes them fragile and rare. They also tend to want people who care about them in their life yet still decide to go out with the buff assholes who do nothing but try to fuck them.
im obsessed with the thought of sucking Bowser's dick
stroking his strong legs and slowly parting them so i can get my face right in his crotch
caressing his fat koopa balls, feeling their weight heavy with sperm
squeezing the girth of his thick meaty cock in my hands
tonguing his dickhole and savouring the taste of his precum
wrapping my lips around his swollen dick-head
facefucking myself on his hard cock until he spurts his hot koopa goo into my stomach for me to digest
>>565316557
what the fuck.
>>565316557
Do you like him now, OP?
Ask a male escort anything.
FAQ
1. No, I don't fuck men
2. My penis is 7.5 long, but I bill myself as 10
3. I get a "new" client about once every two weeks, but lots of repeat business
4. Average age is about 27
5. Yes, most of them are married
6. No, I don't have any STDs
7. Yes, I have a list of "extras" like fetish shit that I charge extra for.
8. Yes, you can take pictures, just no face unless I give permission
9. No, I don't have a pimp
Fire away.
>>565291487
How long have you been doing this, whats your average income, and how populated is the city you live in?
what are the most requested fetishes?
sure, I got one.
why don't you like food?
can u guys make me look cooler
i need a new photo for my facebook profile
yung lean pls
>>565308785
There you go, at least 20 degrees cooler than before.
>>565308785
bump
what's his name again?
>>565311305
worm food
ronan will.i.am the acuser
>filename
r u evn trien ehne mor m8
Prove that you're a newfag
This place is aweosme XDD
omgz plz no moer vialent joeks thx lol XDDDDD
k.
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The Ride Continues!
i just bought 10 joints with 4 gram in them i didn't get high of one, does that mean this guy f'd with me or is that normal?
>buying pre-rolled anywhere except a coffee shop or a dispensary.
I think it's safe to say that you either didn't inhale or that wasn't weed.
>>565307267
Define inhale?
>>565307557
Like how you breathe oxygen.
Into your lungs.
If you don't put the smoke into your lungs.. you will feel nothing.
We are back and live on Chaturbate
User name is TheNobodies666
Lurk faggots
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bump for this glorious thread
9-28-14 yea ok
>previous thread 404 way too fast the the number of bumps it got
posting again
so ive been holding a shit in for about 5 days now and im about to take that shit. 69 decides what i do with the mega shit
write heil hitler on mirror, then hitler yourself. go to mall and salute people at entrance
>>565277992
this
>>565277768
Are you a girl? If so post pics of that shit. If not then gtfo
Would you be considered gay if you let your gf use a strapon on you? How about just anal-plug?
Second question: Do women actually enjoy doing this?
bumpidy
Anyone?
>>565270170
Gay means liking men, I do t see how having shoved up your ass is gay at all unless it involves another man
Snapchat screen grabs? Bumping with OC
More OP, my phone is a potato so I cannot harass girls with it.
Anyone knows how to screenshot a Snapchat without her being notified?
Eh
Celebs you fap to
and why
old thread >>565230925
>>565261509
>why
>>565261509
Fuckin Katy, man
>>565261672
do you faggots not care about boxxy anymore?
where are all the oldfags at?
>>565234837
She's not Boxxy anymore.
Who gives a fuck
still listening to her remix
Boxxy is a whore.
Cracky chan will forever live in my heart.
